Just have kids. Best form of contraception. You don't have time to do the deed then :laughing:

​"I'm not your Dad, here's the receipt to prove it"

Why, what do you plan on putting in them? Your outdated jokes or your ego?

Show off!

Can provide receipt if needed

this jokes wearing a bit thin?

Waiting for the jokes to come

something for the weekend, Sir?

last me for a year

time to stock up

Never liked rubber johnnies.

voted hot, but at £1.25, it's a bit of a stretch.

Bargain condoms? Don't think I'll risk it!

horrible things.

They saw you coming at that price, heat added :laughing:

6 in a box?

I'd better get 4 boxes - I'm there for the weekend :smiley:

Just have kids. Best form of contraception. You don't have time to do the deed then :laughing:

condoms found in Scunthorpe? Insert joke here...

Does this include extra large?

expiry date?

save money, go for 6 x 5p bags from supermarket. thank me later

Can't beat hukd condom comments :smile:

Looks like a sofa.

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The hell am i gunna do with 6 condoms?

Any chance they allow me to try before I buy? Last lot were too big and they wouldn't honour a refund.

​4 posh ones

Checking for new jokes...nope.

Giant Water Bombs, :laughing:

jokes collected

​sounds like I need more than 1 packet

Yaaay, a years supply! Maybe more if the expiry date is good. #married

Won't be for your wife :P

Yes please 3lbs of potatoes an a turnip an leek I'm making soup ...:wink:

Fill your boots

Should last me til next year then.

Are these second hand/used and rewashed

Save the money.

Use the back door

:confused:

What? Break into the shop and steal them?!?!

Oh........ wait a min..............

Or go out with my girlfriend, then you get neither :disappointed:

Online £4.99.... Looks like I'm going to have to head into town :stuck_out_tongue:

It certainly makes things tricky. Our teenage daughter (16 I think at the time) walked in on us 'at it' in a villa on holiday in Florida. If that wasn't bad enough, the wife was wearing a fancy dress outfit we'd bought at Walmart (Halloween as it was October) and we were in a somewhat strange position.

Never has a word been spoken about it either then or since....................................................:confused:

keep it to yourself next time maybe somebody uses and likes them

nice deal, more bang for your buck :smile:

Receipt

A bit of stiff competition there!

​Funny one

Damn I need some but that's too far. This isn't a pun. It would be nice if it was national.

I came here just for the jokes :laughing:

Shame it's nowhere near me. Wonder if the local has the same offer?

Not worth it if you have to wear a condom.

Extra safe ? you have to put the box on as well.

he meant extra small

Tut. So it's not a request. :disappointed:

Monday.

i put one on inside out and went!

I hope you looked and acted like this when you handed over your bulk purchase at the till.................................................

WOW !!!

But what are you going to do with the 4 spare ones ???

I don't understand why sweet Victoria would need 24 condoms :neutral_face:

I am wondering if this is in the right category, "groceries" implies its a food item.
Maybe better in Babies and Kids., Sports and Fitness or even gaming??

Are these preowned?

Knee deep in clunge

That's got be the cheapest date ever. just over 20p

I don't have anything amusing to post on this deal...


... Looks like in the right place then!

That has to be the funniest comment ever. !! B

Do they have them in xxx small? Its for my yorkshire terrier

Condoms in Groceries section? oOg

cold mine split and got my tinder date preggo so had to leave Lego on the top of the stairs which she stood on in the morning, saved me having to fork out for a kiddy I guess

Durex'pect me to believe this

Like wearing socks in the Bath! Just wrong!

Not kidding!! :disappointed:

​Woah settle down, why do that when you can re-use the bag?

Instructions unclear - ended up wearing one on my head to work today.

That's no way to talk about yer missus.

To protect the cucumbers

Do people by these stuff from car boot sales?

Planning bank robbery

Did Becky ask if there is anything else I can help you with?

I only have sex like twice to three times a year (srs)

:confused:

Life times supply for some on here.

Though I suppose they are the ones that buy 17 of something to sell on eBay. They can sell everyone of these

Show off.

Buy me and stop one

bought them and took them back for a refund...... still couldnt get it to fit inside her...

as they say with people who dont spend money in yorkshire "shes a tightarse"

Wait til u get married

21p for poshness :man:

Thinking of doing it doggy style?, think you need to google that again.

I use the krusty brand condoms and home pregnancy kit, it says on the side " will cause birth defects".

I have my face for contraception. Thanks though.

Anyone ever seen the barcode at the bottom of the rubber? I do :sunglasses:

Is that one worth £50,000?

Brian Cox just loves that demonstration of the expanding universe!

So how graphic can i be with my review?

Basically with the Ultra thin ones my ex gf was bouncing away on it and asked "is it still on because it doesn't feel like it?" so as i checked i got behind her aimed the big fella at her and said "oh its on alright"

I bought the mixed variety flavoured pack. And to see if they taste like they were suppose too the wife saidnshe would guess the flavour. Up she popped from under the duvet and said "cheese and onion".i said ffs give us a chance to put one on.

​Still gonna need a couple of boxes

Further reduced to 50p now!
bought 4 but till calculated buy one get the 2nd for 25p!

Ended up getting 4 packs for £1.50!