Nice Christmas gift to make sure you lose all the extra calories eaten over the Holiday period. Great reviews on Amazon. If you have a Foyles bookstore near you, its same price so handy if you don't have Prime.
Forget diets. Forget the gym. Forget everything you knew about losing weight. Every aspect of shagging burns calories. And this book tells you how many calories each position will burn*. So get this book, get shagging and get slim! * Only aids weight loss as part of a calorie-controlled diet.
Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen.
The link between sex and slimming is also simple: a good hard rogering will burn calories. But do you know how much weight you'll burn up, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities or where to find a fellow slimmer willing to work with you? Now you can find out. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and calorie burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty in '**** Yourself Slim' to keep you informed and entertained.
Paperback. 128 Pages.
Top comments
marktaylor063
8 Dec 1619#1
Its Hot from me!!! Missus will probably be creating a HUKD account to mark as Cold though :smile::laughing:
TAZMANUK
8 Dec 1617#20
lol love this review
Bought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself slim with another bloke. She is now my ex wife, she is still fat.....although I did manage to rid myself of 240 pounds of ugly useless fat and gristle
backinstock
8 Dec 1611#5
Now I know why my wife is so fat!
tmb
8 Dec 1610#24
Even better review - and follow up comments :
3.0 out of 5 stars Didn't work for me, 22 Nov. 2010
By Mr. H. E. Bennett
This review is from: **** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight (Paperback)
I bought this book for my wife as a present - although she wasn't that pleased to receive it. I feel that she may be a little over-sensitve as some women are towards their weight, but seriously she is a mighty walrus of a woman - a genuine behemoth. That is fine by me - she is good with our kids, knows how to provide an excellent and hearty meal, and she never looks at another man - unless, one presumes, she is peckish. I on the otherhand am a reasonably fit and trim 11 and a half stone - a keen cyclist and competent long-distance runner.
To be fair, she was more keen to try this than repeatedly eat vegetables or walk anywhere, so I thought my luck was in. Usually, such activites are reserved for Christmas or when she has had one too many G & Ts. However, after realising that a "quickie" would burn off as many calories as are in a fun-sized Mars bar she set to work what could only be described as "with some vigour".
Sadly, it seemed to make no difference to her weight, and all I ended up with was a broken bed and a punctured lung for all my trouble.
It may work better for you but don't expect it to improve your life markedly. In fact it only served to make mine worse
Latest comments (47)
FunkiestMonkey
18 Jan 17#47
Mrs Monkey is slim and i get no sex.
That can only mean one thing.
She was telling the truth, she does spend all Saturday night at the gym.
TAZMANUK
9 Dec 16#46
its not my review its someone else's from amazon website that i read
bambamsmam
8 Dec 161#45
wish i could put a cry laugh face on here .. so funny x i think most women would rather be fat hahaha
craiger082
8 Dec 161#44
lovely cheeky xmas gift for the gf lol!
Pinksparkles1973
8 Dec 161#43
Well that's given me a 10.30pm giggle! :smile:
Oooooh excited much now that if we scoff a box of fererro rocher then go at it like rabbits that I'll wake up in the morning looking like a Victoria's Secret model??!! :laughing:
Heat added OP xx
summerof76
8 Dec 162#42
Try before you buy, heat added :wink:
sofiasar
8 Dec 161#41
should say men only in title ! :wink:
happypower
8 Dec 161#40
So, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities?
Gentle_Giant
8 Dec 162#13
Isnt **** a type of carpet?? :innocent:
backinstock to Gentle_Giant
8 Dec 161#17
It might as well be in my house!
Well, maybe not when the wife's away. :smile:
AndrewJ41 to Gentle_Giant
8 Dec 161#39
I thought it was Pizza!
sradmad
8 Dec 162#37
Can`t wait to start losing weight, thanks op heat added :smile:
shabbird to sradmad
8 Dec 162#38
thanks sradmad :sunglasses:
whoop_de_do_basil
8 Dec 161#31
I don't know if inflatable Ingrid can take that much punishment.
shabbird to whoop_de_do_basil
8 Dec 162#36
:laughing:
TAZMANUK
8 Dec 1617#20
lol love this review
Bought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself slim with another bloke. She is now my ex wife, she is still fat.....although I did manage to rid myself of 240 pounds of ugly useless fat and gristle
snowflake75 to TAZMANUK
8 Dec 16#23
wow
largelad22 to TAZMANUK
8 Dec 161#35
Your not bitter then just got more space in your house
japes
8 Dec 161#34
wife has been losing weight recently. And working late a lot. hmmmm
harminderdhak
8 Dec 162#33
surprised it's not available in hardback
cheesemane
8 Dec 161#32
Bought some time ago as I thought it looked funny.
Turns out I was wrong
pooool
8 Dec 161#30
Sha99in' is all well and good but it's no substitute for the real thing.
BuzzDuraband
8 Dec 165#4
Four star yourself slim, what's all that about then? :neutral_face:
shabbird to BuzzDuraband
8 Dec 162#6
Wasn't me. Hopefully mods can bring that word in. Posted few times when you search for it.
johnthehuman to BuzzDuraband
8 Dec 164#11
It's about drinking petrol to lose weight, I think! :confused: Wouldn't recommend it myself.
I prefer a good session in bed, if I'm honest.
AMTF to BuzzDuraband
8 Dec 161#29
Have you seen the portion sizes in 4* restaurants?
tmb
8 Dec 1610#24
Even better review - and follow up comments :
3.0 out of 5 stars Didn't work for me, 22 Nov. 2010
By Mr. H. E. Bennett
This review is from: **** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight (Paperback)
I bought this book for my wife as a present - although she wasn't that pleased to receive it. I feel that she may be a little over-sensitve as some women are towards their weight, but seriously she is a mighty walrus of a woman - a genuine behemoth. That is fine by me - she is good with our kids, knows how to provide an excellent and hearty meal, and she never looks at another man - unless, one presumes, she is peckish. I on the otherhand am a reasonably fit and trim 11 and a half stone - a keen cyclist and competent long-distance runner.
To be fair, she was more keen to try this than repeatedly eat vegetables or walk anywhere, so I thought my luck was in. Usually, such activites are reserved for Christmas or when she has had one too many G & Ts. However, after realising that a "quickie" would burn off as many calories as are in a fun-sized Mars bar she set to work what could only be described as "with some vigour".
Sadly, it seemed to make no difference to her weight, and all I ended up with was a broken bed and a punctured lung for all my trouble.
It may work better for you but don't expect it to improve your life markedly. In fact it only served to make mine worse
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Opening post
Forget diets. Forget the gym. Forget everything you knew about losing weight. Every aspect of shagging burns calories. And this book tells you how many calories each position will burn*. So get this book, get shagging and get slim! * Only aids weight loss as part of a calorie-controlled diet.
Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen.
The link between sex and slimming is also simple: a good hard rogering will burn calories. But do you know how much weight you'll burn up, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities or where to find a fellow slimmer willing to work with you? Now you can find out. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and calorie burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty in '**** Yourself Slim' to keep you informed and entertained.
Paperback. 128 Pages.
Top comments
Bought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself slim with another bloke. She is now my ex wife, she is still fat.....although I did manage to rid myself of 240 pounds of ugly useless fat and gristle
3.0 out of 5 stars Didn't work for me, 22 Nov. 2010
By Mr. H. E. Bennett
This review is from: **** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight (Paperback)
I bought this book for my wife as a present - although she wasn't that pleased to receive it. I feel that she may be a little over-sensitve as some women are towards their weight, but seriously she is a mighty walrus of a woman - a genuine behemoth. That is fine by me - she is good with our kids, knows how to provide an excellent and hearty meal, and she never looks at another man - unless, one presumes, she is peckish. I on the otherhand am a reasonably fit and trim 11 and a half stone - a keen cyclist and competent long-distance runner.
To be fair, she was more keen to try this than repeatedly eat vegetables or walk anywhere, so I thought my luck was in. Usually, such activites are reserved for Christmas or when she has had one too many G & Ts. However, after realising that a "quickie" would burn off as many calories as are in a fun-sized Mars bar she set to work what could only be described as "with some vigour".
Sadly, it seemed to make no difference to her weight, and all I ended up with was a broken bed and a punctured lung for all my trouble.
It may work better for you but don't expect it to improve your life markedly. In fact it only served to make mine worse
Latest comments (47)
That can only mean one thing.
She was telling the truth, she does spend all Saturday night at the gym.
Oooooh excited much now that if we scoff a box of fererro rocher then go at it like rabbits that I'll wake up in the morning looking like a Victoria's Secret model??!! :laughing:
Heat added OP xx
Well, maybe not when the wife's away. :smile:
Bought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself slim with another bloke. She is now my ex wife, she is still fat.....although I did manage to rid myself of 240 pounds of ugly useless fat and gristle
Turns out I was wrong
I prefer a good session in bed, if I'm honest.
3.0 out of 5 stars Didn't work for me, 22 Nov. 2010
By Mr. H. E. Bennett
This review is from: **** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight (Paperback)
I bought this book for my wife as a present - although she wasn't that pleased to receive it. I feel that she may be a little over-sensitve as some women are towards their weight, but seriously she is a mighty walrus of a woman - a genuine behemoth. That is fine by me - she is good with our kids, knows how to provide an excellent and hearty meal, and she never looks at another man - unless, one presumes, she is peckish. I on the otherhand am a reasonably fit and trim 11 and a half stone - a keen cyclist and competent long-distance runner.
To be fair, she was more keen to try this than repeatedly eat vegetables or walk anywhere, so I thought my luck was in. Usually, such activites are reserved for Christmas or when she has had one too many G & Ts. However, after realising that a "quickie" would burn off as many calories as are in a fun-sized Mars bar she set to work what could only be described as "with some vigour".
Sadly, it seemed to make no difference to her weight, and all I ended up with was a broken bed and a punctured lung for all my trouble.
It may work better for you but don't expect it to improve your life markedly. In fact it only served to make mine worse
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1853757403/ref=pd_aw_sbs_14_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=15MRW9Z5N2CA9WBYQAKP
"50 ways to eat cock" also looks like it could accompany this book well for dieters.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/148259143X/ref=pd_aw_sbs_14_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=15MRW9Z5N2CA9WBYQAKP