Madness is my Method.
There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (Oof. Here we go again.) I'm a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. Ive been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I'm gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) Be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!) I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!) are making an appearance. (Hope you don't mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
I'm really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course, yours truly - ME! (Checkmate!)
8 comments
neilhinder
9 Dec 162#1
Loved this game, was really underrated its easy to play and although doesn't have the best story ever its great fun and easy to just pick up
CyDoNiA
9 Dec 161#2
I'll bite for a laugh at this price. Cheers.
jamie19916
9 Dec 161#3
ps4 port is a bit rubbish but playable. If you don't sign out of psn while playing you get stutters every so often.
notabluff
9 Dec 161#4
Why is it when I click hot, it decreases the number of hotness
oUkTuRkEyIII to notabluff
9 Dec 16#5
People will have voted cold before you.
notabluff
9 Dec 162#6
Ahhh, now I get it.. cheers for telling me
davetherave00
9 Dec 16#7
Tempting, but the reviews don't look very good for this game.
Opening post
There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (Oof. Here we go again.) I'm a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. Ive been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I'm gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) Be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!) I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!) are making an appearance. (Hope you don't mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
I'm really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course, yours truly - ME! (Checkmate!)
8 comments