...not interested in baseball bats but knew if I clicked there'd be amusing comments :laughing:
zx636r
20 Dec 168#3
I wonder how many baseball bats purchased are for playing baseball with.
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dynbrn
21 Dec 16#49
Just in time to get in the spirit of season 3 of Telltales Walking Dead :wink::smile:
blackster
20 Dec 165#13
if you keep a ball with the bat in your boot then the police cant do a thing :smile:
Gollywood to blackster
20 Dec 16#18
And the obligatory signed glove....
ultra2extreme to blackster
20 Dec 161#19
Or a crapping cat
wilkie1980 to blackster
20 Dec 16#22
Having a baseball bat in the boot is not illegal and the police can't do anything, ball or no ball. It's only when you start threatening or smashing stuff up with it they will take a dim view of it
RogerN to blackster
20 Dec 16#25
I think you'll find they will claim that you said, "I only carry it in case I get attacked" then badger you into signing this dodgy statement?!
mdekq007 to blackster
20 Dec 16#34
The perfect murder. Bludgeon victim to death then lay a baseball on the floor
N3RO to blackster
20 Dec 162#35
or some lotion instead a ball :smile:
acj7745 to blackster
21 Dec 16#48
Depends how much blood is on the bat.
Roger_Irrelevant
21 Dec 16#47
Does anyone remember in GTA IV there was a mission to assassinate some businessman in a skyscraper office, if you took a baseball bat out when you first went in he'd say something like:
"Ahh, you play baseball huh? I used to play at 8th grade..."
Made me chuckle. :smile: Can't find it on GTA Wikia though.
shredderbenjamin
20 Dec 1619#4
I don't rob many newsagents but would this thing crack a Casio cash register? just asking for a mate.
kidrock123 to shredderbenjamin
21 Dec 161#46
:laughing:
mykaloen
20 Dec 16#31
I have a wooden bat in my boot...I call it Mike :smile:
heh, indeed. A baseball bat would be... pretty hard to explain. I was meaning more to generally explain the... usual way the law _likely_ falls around stuff that often ends up "weaponised".
"I use it to make balls travel further for fetch with my dog" could (hard one to pass off) be legit (if you had a dog).
sarkymark1
20 Dec 161#40
Useful welcoming tool for when the Tories come canvassing...
kristoff1875
20 Dec 16#39
I've got this one... Perfect for when people want to come in to your house for a game of baseball at 3am.
scoped
20 Dec 16#38
You claim you missed the ball. Or lay many balls on the floor and claim you are bad at hitting balls.
Baz417
20 Dec 16#37
Thanks. So you could keep at home and use it in a self defense situation i guess.
spilmilk
20 Dec 161#36
I'll stick with my trusty Lucille.
Ralph888
20 Dec 16#33
A video released by Beyonce in April 2016 features the singer smashing dozens of cars with a baseball bat, while wearing a yellow dress.
The video and song, “Hold Up,” is apparently about her getting revenge on her husband, Jay Z, for his alleged infidelities. The song is featured on her album, “Lemonade.” See the clip here
Jupiter Obscure
20 Dec 161#32
I think it's a legitimate excuse if you say you carry it for self-defence because some guy keeps throwing baseballs at you :smiley:
cb-uk
20 Dec 1610#20
If you want some amusement, just find any baseball bat on Amazon and then see what other items the purchaser has purchased.
I have never wanted anything as much as I want that neoprene skull mask.
Milkfloat
20 Dec 161#29
Same bat is also £6.98 on ebay, again a UK seller.
Baz417
20 Dec 16#21
Is it legal to keep in your house or back of the boot?
mercutio98uk to Baz417
20 Dec 162#28
Like quite a few things that "could be a weapon" you can have it, no issue. If you USE it as a weapon, it depends on circumstance. If you had a "legitimate" reason to carry it, then used it in self defense. It's generally fine. The same would probably apply to having one in the house/car.
wadz03
20 Dec 163#27
The comments in deals like this is why I love HUK so much.... :laughing:
RogerN
20 Dec 161#26
p.s. don't sign!
Locknloadharry
20 Dec 16#23
Baseball bat.... (Boro Biro in Middlesbrough)
It right's many Wrongs. haha
mykaloen
20 Dec 163#9
there are quite a few cats crapping and scratching my fence, i'd like to whack with one of these :smile:
grillnun to mykaloen
20 Dec 165#12
I know what your saying I mean how do other animals on this planet have the cheek not to behave like human beings after all earth is just for us and no other creatures.
BrianSewell to mykaloen
20 Dec 16#16
Plant a load of lillies, cats really dont like them lol
furiousjammin to mykaloen
20 Dec 16#17
Buy a dog. A big dog. Something like a chihuahua. That'll do it.
Deal_HUNT3R
20 Dec 167#15
I'd dress mine up like Lucille
kdk
20 Dec 161#14
He does mean next year and please stop calling him Shirley.
haniballs
20 Dec 164#11
davidbrent
20 Dec 16#10
Graham1979
20 Dec 161#7
Christmas carol singers won't be coming round this year.
mykaloen to Graham1979
20 Dec 161#8
Shirley you mean...next year :smirk:
cmncomp
20 Dec 162#6
it would be interesting to see the number of baseball bats purchased against the number of baseballs.
edwardo1973
20 Dec 1610#5
...not interested in baseball bats but knew if I clicked there'd be amusing comments :laughing:
zx636r
20 Dec 168#3
I wonder how many baseball bats purchased are for playing baseball with.
zx636r
20 Dec 161#2
Handy for the boot of the car......
gidsterc
20 Dec 168#1
aluminium? that's no good, you need a steel one to do some proper brain-bashing!!!
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"Ahh, you play baseball huh? I used to play at 8th grade..."
Made me chuckle. :smile: Can't find it on GTA Wikia though.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201311653098 £6.98
"I use it to make balls travel further for fetch with my dog" could (hard one to pass off) be legit (if you had a dog).
The video and song, “Hold Up,” is apparently about her getting revenge on her husband, Jay Z, for his alleged infidelities. The song is featured on her album, “Lemonade.”
See the clip here
e.g https://www.amazon.co.uk/Aluminium-Baseball-Lightweight-Youth-Adult/dp/B00C464Z2M/
It right's many Wrongs. haha