Carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film around with you! This Ted 24-Inch Talking Plush will keep you entertained for countless hours. He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort.
In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover.
You'll love this 24-inch Ted Plush - he even talks!
Ted Teddy Bear states the following 12 phrases (all subject to change):
"I look like something you give your kid when you tell them Grandma died"
"C'mon, I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin"
"That's my bad, I was sending a tweet"
"The Brewski run"
"I wuv you"
"Okay, alright, so that's where we'll draw the line"
"You know what I'd like to do to her, something I call the dirty Fozzie"
"Will you take care of me forever and ever!"
"Good talk, Coach"
"Stick your finger in the loop of my tag"
"C'mere ya ****"
"I didn't know you had a baby, is it alive?"
THESE TED'S HAVE A NON REPLACEABLE BATTERY AND THERFORE THE VOICE CHIP MAY NO LONGER WORK. THESE ITEMS ARE NON REFUNDABLE FOR THIS REASON.
*Contains non-replaceable batteries
Top comments
redduck
30 Nov 163#7
who the hell thought non replaceable batteries were a good idea?? I've still voted hot based on the size of the teddy
YouDontWantToKnow
30 Nov 163#6
No thunder buddies song!
All comments (65)
pink
30 Nov 16#1
ordered thanks
ando
30 Nov 16#2
Any idea if he comes in a box or just on his own?
NVM seems it's just him on his own, no packaging, bit crap, good price though
jamie221983 to ando
30 Nov 16#3
[img]file:///storage/emulated/0/Android/data/com.tippingcanoe.hukd/files/Pictures/thread2563504/1480535794862_transformed.png[/img] think he comes in this packaging
candleslisapartylite
30 Nov 16#4
Ordered thanks!
WatchThisSpac3
30 Nov 16#5
Ridiculous low price, heat!
YouDontWantToKnow
30 Nov 163#6
No thunder buddies song!
redduck
30 Nov 163#7
who the hell thought non replaceable batteries were a good idea?? I've still voted hot based on the size of the teddy
Maca21
30 Nov 16#8
Ordered. Hot Hot Hot
mnet
30 Nov 161#9
what do they mean by non-replaceabale battery?hue hue hue, everything is replaceable!!:smiley::smiley::smiley:
Bradleigh
30 Nov 161#10
Also ordered one , no idea why :smile:
mdekq007
30 Nov 16#11
It's very important to read the final paragraph of this listing. "THESE TED'S HAVE A NON REPLACEABLE BATTERY AND THERFORE THE VOICE CHIP MAY NO LONGER WORK. THESE ITEMS ARE NON REFUNDABLE FOR THIS REASON."
ando to mdekq007
30 Nov 16#14
It's very important to actually read the description on a deal
deddog to mdekq007
30 Nov 161#25
You have a statutory right to return an item bought online within seven days whether it works or not, nothing in their terms and conditions can override that fact.
Davidvia0
30 Nov 16#12
My girlfriend got one personalized Teddy, but probably gonna get another one :P
mammarabbit
30 Nov 161#13
Ordered, how did I not know that I needed this?? Will make a great surprise gift-thanks
chrisredmayne
30 Nov 16#15
Cheers - Was gonna get the big one but then realised that's pretty big!!! 16 inch one looks good enough!
jiraiya
30 Nov 16#16
anyone purchase before can comment on whether the batteries worked on arrival of were dead? cheers
RoadKillGoat
30 Nov 16#17
Bought one not sure why but less than a tenner can't be that bad.
Reeferman
30 Nov 16#18
ordered 2 of the 16inch thx op
Louryry
30 Nov 16#19
Just ordered the 5.00 one thanks. Does it give any estimate of postage time as couldn't find it anywhere throughout order?
Thanks
RoadKillGoat to Louryry
30 Nov 16#21
I searched the t&c's and managed to find they aim to ship within 21 days hopefully they get it out in time for Christmas.
Louryry
30 Nov 16#20
Also the 5.00 one only charged 2.00 postage
Bradleigh to Louryry
30 Nov 16#22
So is the 24" , £7.49 one
andoverannie
30 Nov 16#23
Little worried about the part where it says that it may not work!
Are you not worried you may get a duff one?
"THESE TED'S HAVE A NON REPLACEABLE BATTERY AND THERFORE THE VOICE CHIP MAY NO LONGER WORK. THESE ITEMS ARE NON REFUNDABLE FOR THIS REASON"
Louryry
30 Nov 161#24
O OK really hope we get them before Christmas then...
Fingers crossed
Pokerkingbouch
30 Nov 161#26
heat
my 4 year wants a teddy for Xmas
and this is a great size for just under a tenner
just need to keep my fingers crossed it can't talk :smiley:
kotia
30 Nov 16#27
Ordered this and Despicable Me Pop Vinyl for a tenner delivered. Thanks OP
Mickysafc
30 Nov 16#28
Ordered thanks OP :smiley:
bostonbadgirl
30 Nov 16#29
Ordered one big and two small (16") ones as Christmas pressies.....cheers op!! :smiley:
PineappleJ
30 Nov 16#30
went for £5 version as batteries replaceable and worth a punt as a filler. Thanks OK
OrangeAgent to PineappleJ
1 Dec 16#45
Yeh I read the same
cossiecraig
30 Nov 16#31
Ha ha I find it hard to believe that this teddy says them phrases and going off the description I'm certain it won't!
flash2k
30 Nov 16#32
may not work so why to buy?? no point
caraid_alba
30 Nov 16#33
Ordered earlier, thanks. Just checked, and no longer available. Not really surprised at that price!
ccdixon
30 Nov 16#34
Ordered thanks
DanielDarko
30 Nov 161#35
can't find it... probably OOS! :disappointed:
still... gone ahead and got the smaller one, also a complete steal!! :wink:
wolfman78
30 Nov 16#36
cheers,brought the 16inch one,£7 including P&P seems a very good bargain :smiley:
kokee
1 Dec 16#37
nice got the 16 inch one too :smiley:
MarcoLoves360
1 Dec 16#38
ordered thx
peter1969uk
1 Dec 16#39
Hopefully before the Battery runs out.
peter1969uk
1 Dec 16#40
Cold, just for the fact they admit you might receive one that doesn't work.
Don_Mega
1 Dec 16#41
OOS... :-(
Rom
1 Dec 16#42
14 days I think but good point.
Youngy
1 Dec 16#43
'Product Not Found'
ribs1
1 Dec 16#44
Heat OP for the find, and a good price but a shame about the non-replaceable batteries..... the Ted 2 Movie-Size 24" Plush Talking Teddy Bear has replaceable batteries apparently but it is £40! Afraid the point of owning the bear seems a bit lost on me if it stops talking so I will resist for once.
Louryry
1 Dec 16#46
LOL yeah hopefully
RoadKillGoat
6 Dec 16#47
Woohooo got my 24 inch one today it's life size and it works!
Brilliant value thanks for posting.
pink
6 Dec 16#48
got mine and it is all talking and fab what a great present can't wait to give it. got the 24 in of course :wink:
Pokerkingbouch
6 Dec 161#49
got mine also today and it's taking
was kind of hoping it wouldn't talk as was for my 4 year old
but the first words out Is month was come here you bastar D lol
Dwing007
6 Dec 16#50
got mine today also. 24 inch and working. over the moon......
PARKNOWETH
6 Dec 161#51
mine has just arrived and it still works!!! I bought it for my 12 year old daughter thinking it wouldn't talk!!! She'll probably love it! :confused:
MrDB
6 Dec 16#52
Ted arrived today and his batteries are working. a absolute steal for £7.45
"haha come 'ere you b astard"
jamie221983
6 Dec 16#53
strangely mine hasn't even been dispatched and I ordered before I posted the deal
Tryingtohelp2 to jamie221983
7 Dec 16#57
Same here, still not been dispatched and I ordered mine just after you posted the deal.
jaypr
6 Dec 16#54
Got mine too and it's working. Cheers op.
skemo
6 Dec 16#55
Mine arrived and working I'm pretty chuffed with it
fatface
6 Dec 16#56
I also got mine today it's working. Thanks op
jamie221983
7 Dec 16#58
well it obviously wasn't first come first serve as I have been refunded as insufficient stock
mammarabbit
7 Dec 16#59
Mine works, Whoop, whoop. thats one heck of a bear for the money, happier than a seagull with a stolen chip!
bostonbadgirl
7 Dec 16#60
Mine arrived today. Large one looks great (although no packaging) and pleased it talks, disappointed his mouth doesn't move though and he can't sit down as legs don't move :disappointed: Got two of the 16" ones - both talking and both moving mouth (albeit one opening slightly less than the other).....also the smaller ones don't really look like Ted - more like a normal teddy which is disappointing as I wish i'd paid the extra and got all 3 large ones! Still great pressies though :smiley:
Bradleigh
7 Dec 16#61
Mine turned up and talks
Wish I'd ordered two now
Nice one op as well :laughing:
kotia
7 Dec 16#62
Just got my 16 inch one today. No voice initially and then replaced batteries and working like a charm. Thanks OP!
jamie221983
7 Dec 16#63
I contacted them asking why it wasn't first come first serve, yet they assured me it was, Liars! lol
wolfman78
8 Dec 16#64
got the 16inch one delivered today,for £7 a total bargain,even his mouth moves :smiley:
feckineejit
14 Dec 16#65
still waiting for mine they said it was dispatched on the 5th Dec
Opening post
please note items are non-returnable and batteries may have died
Carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film around with you! This Ted 24-Inch Talking Plush will keep you entertained for countless hours. He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort.
In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover.
You'll love this 24-inch Ted Plush - he even talks!
Ted Teddy Bear states the following 12 phrases (all subject to change):
"I look like something you give your kid when you tell them Grandma died"
"C'mon, I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin"
"That's my bad, I was sending a tweet"
"The Brewski run"
"I wuv you"
"Okay, alright, so that's where we'll draw the line"
"You know what I'd like to do to her, something I call the dirty Fozzie"
"Will you take care of me forever and ever!"
"Good talk, Coach"
"Stick your finger in the loop of my tag"
"C'mere ya ****"
"I didn't know you had a baby, is it alive?"
THESE TED'S HAVE A NON REPLACEABLE BATTERY AND THERFORE THE VOICE CHIP MAY NO LONGER WORK. THESE ITEMS ARE NON REFUNDABLE FOR THIS REASON.
*Contains non-replaceable batteries
Top comments
All comments (65)
NVM seems it's just him on his own, no packaging, bit crap, good price though
Thanks
Are you not worried you may get a duff one?
"THESE TED'S HAVE A NON REPLACEABLE BATTERY AND THERFORE THE VOICE CHIP MAY NO LONGER WORK. THESE ITEMS ARE NON REFUNDABLE FOR THIS REASON"
Fingers crossed
my 4 year wants a teddy for Xmas
and this is a great size for just under a tenner
just need to keep my fingers crossed it can't talk :smiley:
still... gone ahead and got the smaller one, also a complete steal!! :wink:
Brilliant value thanks for posting.
was kind of hoping it wouldn't talk as was for my 4 year old
but the first words out Is month was come here you bastar D lol
"haha come 'ere you b astard"
Wish I'd ordered two now
Nice one op as well :laughing: