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Knocker £1.49 each or a pair of knockers for less then £3 @ Screwfix C&C

£1.49 Screwfix8 Nov 16

Source: HotUKDeals | Deals > All categories

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pennyfarthing88

8 Nov 16

As above.

Nice price for a knocker.

Grab them whilst you can!

Don't knock it until you've tried it :-)

Top comments

zx636r

8 Nov 16 36 #2

Nice knockers but I'd also like a nice tidy letterbox as well.
:neutral_face:

Treboeth

8 Nov 16 20 #3

Great :smiley: been looking to get my hands on a pair of knockers for while :smile:

oh yes I did :stuck_out_tongue:

maccy1

8 Nov 16 15 #7

One's enough for me...

http://thewondrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Surprise-Door-Knocker-Face.gif

Cheers PF :laughing:

Hpi_matrix

8 Nov 16 14 #16

http://67.media.tumblr.com/48c50ca3b444f314aa7efa1184735226/tumblr_mnq8pjdJYn1r0nhyho1_500.jpg

All comments (67)

othen

8 Nov 16 5 #1

Good title, so heat added.
A

zx636r

8 Nov 16 36 #2

Nice knockers but I'd also like a nice tidy letterbox as well.
:neutral_face:

asc91 to zx636r

8 Nov 16 2 #26

with or without bristles?

Treboeth

8 Nov 16 20 #3

Great :smiley: been looking to get my hands on a pair of knockers for while :smile:

oh yes I did :stuck_out_tongue:

benjammin316

8 Nov 16 #4

Knockers guys, get it?! Lol!

KINGYFUN

8 Nov 16 12 #5

One for the front entrance and one for the back entrance.... nice.

moodyafc

8 Nov 16 #6

Heat for the headline, and knockers.

maccy1

8 Nov 16 15 #7

One's enough for me...

Cheers PF :laughing:

ceebs

8 Nov 16 1 #8

Fnaaar fnaaar Yak yak

bellboys

8 Nov 16 9 #9

Used to have a lovely pair of knockers at my old house. Brings back happy mammaries...

summerof76

8 Nov 16 6 #10

You can't knock a good deal, heat added :laughing:

teecosy

8 Nov 16 3 #11

definitely going to keep abreast of this deal!

AD959

8 Nov 16 2 #12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Kbyte51MY

preecey

8 Nov 16 1 #13

You could pay Studio 95 a visit :wink:

(Assuming you're from Swansea)

yespleasesir

8 Nov 16 1 #14

I've got knockers. Only came to have a look at the comments!

davnav

8 Nov 16 #15

Screwfix never have any stock near me

Hpi_matrix

8 Nov 16 14 #16

supermann to Hpi_matrix

8 Nov 16 #30

Nice pair of knockers.

dealerxxx to Hpi_matrix

8 Nov 16 #32

Pure knockers them!

sradmad

8 Nov 16 4 #17

good find PF, heat added :smiley:

73greystoke

8 Nov 16 #18

Another wgc. None in County Durham.

snowflake75

8 Nov 16 1 #19

that's cheap for a pair of knockers!!!... :smile: .... cock a doodle doooo...any cock will dooooo! :stuck_out_tongue:

themachman

8 Nov 16 7 #20

Lovely knockers PF :wink:

Gollywood

8 Nov 16 1 #21

Tut Tut!

snowflake75

8 Nov 16 1 #22

lol

scottz17

8 Nov 16 1 #23

'Knockers' and 'grab them while you can' in the same post...
Shame the missus don't agree...

kristoff

8 Nov 16 1 #24

Not everybody likes knockers, some people prefer to polish knobs.

Vis12

8 Nov 16 #25

Lovely pair

ComatoseSheep

8 Nov 16 1 #27

can't beat a nice set of knockers! especially at this price!

cbrpaul

8 Nov 16 #28

OOS in a 30 mile radius of me

usetheforceluke to cbrpaul

8 Nov 16 #29

lots of knockers near you!

sshooie

8 Nov 16 2 #31

Heat for the 1970's sexual innuendos

flashjmp

8 Nov 16 3 #33

Wish my wife's knockers we're this cheap when she wanted them done

graybags

8 Nov 16 #34

I find a hooter gets more attention

Alex235

8 Nov 16 1 #35

Great comments as usual :wink:

dealerxxx

8 Nov 16 #36

Oos

Treboeth

8 Nov 16 1 #37

Smile and the whole world smiles with you :smiley:

Just a little bit of fun :wink:

haworthia

8 Nov 16 #38

Seem to be lots of oos I can hear maybe peeps have already got their hands on them knockers ?

Frank30uk

8 Nov 16 5 #39

Bet all the pervs came here giving this heat...

Heat OP :P

Toffer11

8 Nov 16 #40

Liking the puns OP have some heat!

shelley12

8 Nov 16 #41

Ha ha haX)

leeskilton

8 Nov 16 1 #42

it's literally the 1970s in here. penny pinching sites have all the backwards people.

Robbo11 to leeskilton

8 Nov 16 #44

A site that you are also a member of remember though it is like a particularly unfunny 'Carry on...' film on this forum sometimes.

davej798

8 Nov 16 #43

cue the smut, all it takes is a few little words for the Les Dawson funny guys to get in a frenzy

Gollywood

8 Nov 16 #45

That's the trade off for valuing your independence...

snowflake75

8 Nov 16 #46

well I've been celibate for a long time... I don't **** around. :smile:

kazimierzkozlowski1

8 Nov 16 1 #47

Heat for the title :wink: lol

tafkas

8 Nov 16 #48

It's funny because knockers is a slang term for women's breasts.

Stags

8 Nov 16 #49

Many of the posts on this thread were funny

when I was a child aged 10

kristoff

8 Nov 16 1 #50

For all the knockers knocking the knocker jokes, away back to the 1920's with you.

tarkus

8 Nov 16 1 #51

'Fixings not supplied'
Oh dear !

xenophon

8 Nov 16 5 #52

http://www.allweirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/wei-doorknocker.jpg

Gollywood

8 Nov 16 #53

I am sure that it is the world's loss...

pooool

8 Nov 16 #54

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Do U Want 2 Cd's
Do U Want 2 Cd's Who?
Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz

Groovii D

8 Nov 16 #55

Oh look, a whole bunch of knobs to go with it. :man:

mergleb

8 Nov 16 #56

I don't like all the smut and innuendo. Why aren't the mods allowing this?

nublets2k to mergleb

9 Nov 16 1 #59

The world's about to end. Let people enjoy themselves while they still can.

psmith0103 to mergleb

9 Nov 16 1 #61

Bet you're a bundle of laughs.

flashjmp

9 Nov 16 #57

Look at all the feminists kicking off

hooray henry

9 Nov 16 #58

All the comments are funnyand all that but has anyone managed to get their hands on a pair of these knockers yet ?

Gollywood to hooray henry

10 Nov 16 1 #67

I tried but got a slap

Franzkill

9 Nov 16 1 #60

Oi, knock it off!

magpiecleaningco

9 Nov 16 #62

I'm putting 2 on the door . The Postman can admire them while he pulls the bell.

magpiecleaningco

9 Nov 16 #63

I'd have stopped reading all of the comments way back if I had your morals.

magpiecleaningco

9 Nov 16 #64

I'd have stopped reading all of the comments way back if I had your morals.

kidrock123

9 Nov 16 #65

Grabbing a knocker :smile:

magpiecleaningco

10 Nov 16 #66

sorry psmith, meant for mergleb (obvs!)

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