3 johnnys for 10p cant really complain... In date until 2019. They had loads in my local wilko. There was also strawberry and vanilla lube 10p a bottle.
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frostyclock
30 Nov 1629#29
I paid 8p refurbished
redduck
30 Nov 1622#11
in date until 2019? that's one a year, if you're married.
bryanhaines399 to zx636r
30 Nov 1613#14
cos spitting is a bad habit
chomer
30 Nov 1613#8
Heat because ive not heard them called "Johnnys" for years! :laughing:
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mergleb
1 Dec 161#52
Why aren't the mods removing all the disgusting and offensive "jokes"?
There are some totally inappropriate comments.
qwerta369 to mergleb
1 Dec 169#53
I know, some of these jokes are really too close to the bone.
zx636r to mergleb
1 Dec 16#77
So we understand exactly how offended you are, would you kindly give each joke a rating?
Flaccid = mildly offended
Semi = moderately offended
Purple headed pant ripper = offended like never before.
zx636r to mergleb
1 Dec 16#80
Whilst reading every single comment, did you have a rude awakening in your 'Transformer' big boys y-fronts?
zx636r
1 Dec 16#79
antenna
30 Nov 163#18
I bought 144 packs......................................
theshepherd83 to antenna
30 Nov 168#20
.......that would take me approx 72 years......providing she doesn't have a headache on my bday again :stuck_out_tongue:
Jonlogical to antenna
1 Dec 16#78
That's Gross.
Stimpington
1 Dec 16#76
Because it's really hard.
b1acksheep
1 Dec 16#75
cjstock123
1 Dec 16#74
The truest definition of f***ing cheap!
austinc
1 Dec 16#73
Putting the Willy into Wilkos. Quite literally.
ashmac
30 Nov 161#19
seen these in Wythenshawe branch
munki* to ashmac
1 Dec 16#72
Musn't sell many in Wythenshawe or there not very good judging by all the teenage pregnancies!!
imetdana
1 Dec 161#71
Thats alot of bang for your buck
xfaxfa
1 Dec 162#56
Voted hot because 10p vs £229,251 (cost of raising a child to 21, according to official figures)
rolandrat to xfaxfa
1 Dec 16#70
No wonder I'm skint, I will be coming up to £917,004 soon (4 kids) :disappointed:
juanmax
1 Dec 162#55
Got the deal thanks, now I just need to figure out what to do with them
xfaxfa to juanmax
1 Dec 16#69
They make killer water balloons!
DW21
1 Dec 16#68
That's the warm up sorted…
finsburyjames
1 Dec 161#67
Heat just for the wilko branding.
anewman
1 Dec 161#66
Cold. Not XXXXXXXXL fit.
Gonz
30 Nov 166#37
I'll buy one. just incase I find a girlfriend before 2019
autolycus to Gonz
1 Dec 16#65
I'm reminded of the joke in 'Dear John' where he finds a condom and a organ donor card in his wallet and wonders which one will get used first. RIP John Sullivan and Ralph Bates.
muz379
30 Nov 16#45
thats great half a days supply of posh w*nks for 10p
clarkey1976 to muz379
1 Dec 16#64
Is that all she charges these days?.... I wonder if David approves :confused:
taruns
1 Dec 16#63
You know someone who got irregular shape :laughing:
YolkiePolkie
1 Dec 161#62
Just in time for the Christmas office parties!
migavupe
1 Dec 163#61
Are you from 1992?
qwerta369
1 Dec 16#60
Amazing how cock is not a banned word on HUKD but penîs is.
steverichards1972
1 Dec 161#59
... gonna have to vote cold ... I'm not gonna use all three by 2019 ... :disappointed:
Phila4
1 Dec 162#58
alexmullen
1 Dec 161#57
another cock-up
Dealer4
1 Dec 164#54
Any in the Cockermouth branch?
MokaOnlyCheese
1 Dec 161#51
what do you use these for sorry ? I am a bit tired this morning and might have misunderstood. I didnt sleep well, I was up with my 7 kids in the night
MokaOnlyCheese
1 Dec 16#49
do you put the lube on first and then the condom over the top ?
qwerta369 to MokaOnlyCheese
1 Dec 163#50
No you pillock, why would you want to lube your knob to make it easy for the conny to fall off? You wanna make her preggers is it?
snowflake75
30 Nov 1610#6
Cock-a-doodle-doo. ... any cock'll dooooo! :laughing:
qwerta369 to snowflake75
1 Dec 163#48
asl?
adamsxi
1 Dec 16#47
christmas night out sorted!
sarkymark1
1 Dec 162#46
This deal is good for Santa. He only comes once a year but when he does he fills your stockings!
CraigT
30 Nov 164#44
A knocked down price, so you don't get knocked up?
2me2u2me
30 Nov 163#43
Anyone have a discount code?
2me2u2me
30 Nov 16#42
Heat added, Hardly Used/As New:|
summerof76
30 Nov 161#41
Heat added
frostyclock
30 Nov 1629#29
I paid 8p refurbished
eternald to frostyclock
30 Nov 163#40
Me too! Amazon warehouse deal. Or was it whorehouse? Also if these are regular, who the hell gets the irregular ones?
cobrastang
30 Nov 16#36
Got these before.I find them too baggy
zx636r to cobrastang
30 Nov 167#39
Just cut the teat off and use that.
gedij2001
30 Nov 161#38
A profilactic Russian roulette.
FlangeNut123
30 Nov 165#35
Cheap alternative to carrier bags :smiley:
comedychris
30 Nov 16#34
this only in store ye?
rickyraja
30 Nov 16#33
I wouldn't trust these if they split. prob think twice haha
Ginger bread cat
30 Nov 161#32
Will I be able to use these during the Christmas period
pinkdiscobunny
30 Nov 164#31
You do realise you can get condoms free at most clinics
JimRut
30 Nov 162#30
A lifetime supply of condoms for 10p? Hot, hot, hot!
Stevie Badman
30 Nov 161#27
cold - raw or not at all
redduck to Stevie Badman
30 Nov 163#28
if you cook them, they go a bit chewy so raw is best
antenna
30 Nov 161#26
You just put 2 aspirin on her pillow.........and when she says she doesn't have a headache.............your in.
imagineS
30 Nov 16#25
Not bad price but I prefer the real skin to skin connection.
robmclarenfan
30 Nov 161#24
Cold. too small.
fbiroylindell
30 Nov 161#23
Something else other than the heat on this deal is rising :smirk:
miluda
30 Nov 163#22
Perfect for Secret Santa :wink:
seanjames
30 Nov 161#21
next year's supply sorted
scottz17
30 Nov 163#17
It'll be a challenge to get them used before they expire :laughing:
theshepherd83
30 Nov 16#16
how many years supply did you buy?
clarabellecoww
30 Nov 161#15
no wonder your username starts with Happy...
zx636r
30 Nov 16#3
Why would you need lube? :neutral_face:
byazura to zx636r
30 Nov 168#12
For when you want to take a visit to brown town.
bryanhaines399 to zx636r
30 Nov 1613#14
cos spitting is a bad habit
balmuir
30 Nov 161#13
All the pervs love these deals/posts! :man:
redduck
30 Nov 1622#11
in date until 2019? that's one a year, if you're married.
Turnip
30 Nov 162#10
Bangin' deal.
chomer
30 Nov 1613#8
Heat because ive not heard them called "Johnnys" for years! :laughing:
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There are some totally inappropriate comments.
Flaccid = mildly offended
Semi = moderately offended
Purple headed pant ripper = offended like never before.
:disappointed:
:neutral_face: