£1 poundland Tamworth. Unsure if national. Cannot find online. Loads on shelf.
Top comments
drtongue
20 Sep 1626#8
I put it on the door handle. stops the kids coming in.
937666
20 Sep 1622#5
Good deal if you are tight-fisted :man:
firstofficer
20 Sep 1622#11
Puts a new meaning to the term pound-land
I'll get my coat ..
shredderbenjamin
20 Sep 1618#16
'loads on shelf'?? That's disgraceful.
All comments (65)
JadeJade91
20 Sep 16#1
Haha :P
sam_of_london
20 Sep 162#2
Excellent. Buy same in Superdrug or boots and will cost 5 times more
odiedodie
20 Sep 164#3
Just the tip?
M_z
20 Sep 163#4
For that wet look hair style...
veedubjai to M_z
20 Sep 16#6
Is this strong for pubes?
937666
20 Sep 1622#5
Good deal if you are tight-fisted :man:
skykid3
20 Sep 16#7
its like there's a party in her mouth
drtongue
20 Sep 1626#8
I put it on the door handle. stops the kids coming in.
masif1 to drtongue
20 Sep 16#10
:laughing:
LOUGHBORO GUY
20 Sep 161#9
Cheers taking Louise minchin to Tamworth travelodge tonight :smirk:
jayjayuk1234 to LOUGHBORO GUY
20 Sep 162#15
Travelodge? please walk away unheard of company, and for £20 more can take her to a Premier Inn if you look round online
flagstaff19651 to LOUGHBORO GUY
21 Sep 16#41
Think it's a Typo ???
Did you mean Tim Minchin ???
Ha ha ha
zx636r to LOUGHBORO GUY
21 Sep 16#54
Trying to get Minchin, Munchin ay?
firstofficer
20 Sep 1622#11
Puts a new meaning to the term pound-land
I'll get my coat ..
Oneday77 to firstofficer
20 Sep 161#19
Not bad for a Fistofficer Well shopkeepers would always like you to come again. You may get want to rub that one out.
escortboy to firstofficer
20 Sep 16#24
My teeth aren't they sharp TBH.
escortboy to firstofficer
21 Sep 16#30
Damn you predictive text...
dunno
20 Sep 161#12
SEX!
cherryberry5
20 Sep 16#13
:Phot
ultrak3wl
20 Sep 161#14
Hope I am not going to be laughed at but what does this do? Is it just a lubricant or is there some chili in it, how is it "pleasure" gel
shredderbenjamin
20 Sep 1618#16
'loads on shelf'?? That's disgraceful.
dwor
20 Sep 16#17
Now I know why those pigs tried to escape...
marty-401
20 Sep 162#18
Call me a tight **** if you like but I'm not paying a pound for what a bit of spit and polish can achieve.
MrBishMan
20 Sep 16#20
really handy stuff if you want to shove a marrow up your rear iris!
drtongue to MrBishMan
20 Sep 16#21
your so marrow minded ;-)
escortboy
20 Sep 16#22
Can you brush your teeth with this?
firstofficer to escortboy
20 Sep 161#23
If you're on a tight budget (which you obviously are being on this forum and from that question), then potentially yes..
Just make sure you don't make any micro- holes in the rubber with your sharp teeth .. This could turn out very expensive in the long run..
I'll get my coat..
Bigfootpete to escortboy
21 Sep 162#39
Only if you are very flexible...
firstofficer
20 Sep 163#25
Neither is your English..
I'll get my coat..
boostii
20 Sep 16#26
that's the missus's **** sorted, thanks.
NikLP to boostii
20 Sep 165#27
I utterly dread to think what's behind those asterisks...! :confused:
Caroline_1993
21 Sep 162#28
Cold - out of date
Stores cannot sell as product had been withdrawn from sale
kiwi12
21 Sep 161#29
this and a bullet from poundland christmas is soon i hope my girlfriend will love this :smiley: expensive present £2 total :wink:
LOUGHBORO GUY
21 Sep 16#31
Yes booked a premier inn with Ruth Langsford at weekend cheers
haritori
21 Sep 161#32
Cuckold. :wink:
sparklehedgehog
21 Sep 16#33
That's my Nans xmas present sorted!
mergleb
21 Sep 16#34
I am reporting the comments in this thread. They are just puerile and disgusting. Childish. The whole topic is not really suitable for this website.
Hsn2000 to mergleb
21 Sep 161#35
:confused:
h0tdeal to mergleb
21 Sep 163#37
I bet the dark nights fly past in your house
nothing wrong with a bit of tounge in **** cheek
bigdeal66 to mergleb
21 Sep 169#38
ShaunnyBwoy to mergleb
21 Sep 163#42
If you can't at least take a joke, I don't believe this product is meant for you.
Hucknallred to mergleb
21 Sep 16#43
Clearly you've not been on this site for long. Heaven help you if you stumble across a Fluconazole thread. :confused:
mrew42 to mergleb
21 Sep 162#45
Try posting a deal instead of your hang ups :man:
papi_raul
21 Sep 16#36
:man:
Lol
amour3k
21 Sep 161#40
Hopefully your girlfriend is not a HUKD member and reading your comment now then?.
Or else you MAY just end up getting the 'Bullet' yourself ..... hehehehe. ;-)
SoxanPance
21 Sep 162#44
There are no self-service tills at poundland, so I am going to have to face a real person when buying this. Will have to buy a load of sweets as wel in order to hide my embarassment :laughing:
Savillerow1982 to SoxanPance
21 Sep 162#46
That would be even more suspect!
Why not get some zip ties and duct tape whilst you're at it.
Caroline_1993 to SoxanPance
21 Sep 16#47
Actually some stores are rolling them out :smiley:
cmc1234
21 Sep 16#48
I can never shop for condoms and stuff like this as I get too turned on. Online only for me :disappointed:
jnpandit
21 Sep 16#49
If you like these sort of things then that's fine ..
Thetrout
21 Sep 161#50
That's a lot of Bang for your Buck :wink:
DanielClarke
21 Sep 161#51
Bangin' deal!
kelzo23
21 Sep 16#52
Maby al try buying them online if not I will need to go in drunk lol :laughing:
kelzo23
21 Sep 16#53
Maby al try buying them online if not I will need to be really drunk!
cerbermercs
21 Sep 16#55
It's actually been removed from sale (at least in my store).
I work at Poundland, it won't let us put it through the tills. So y'know, prepare to get rejected at the till.
mergleb
21 Sep 16#56
This thread STINKS. The childishness is appalling. The whole tenor and tone is WRONG. Sex is not funny - it is serious, it is meant to be for loving - not to act like an ANIMAL.
Secondly products like this should not even EXIST. Secondly talking about these products should not even be happening on a family forum. Thirdly being so infantile about bodily functions is CRASS and provocative.
This whole thread should be censored and people posting such offensive and pureile remarks should receive infractions.
Where are the mods, for crying out loud? :disappointed:
Bargainhuntersupreme to mergleb
21 Sep 16#57
I originally thought you were trying to be sarcastic, but I'm now convinced you are a complete ****!! You shouldn't be on HUKD if you can't see the funny side of poster's comments. Personally I love the heckling and double-entendre a post like this promotes. If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen!! Voted hot for entertainment value :smiley:
oynedy to mergleb
23 Sep 16#62
This is not the site you're looking for, .......... move along.......
Obviously, everyone has their opinions but if you don't like the content then choose not to read it or be part of it. My personal opinion is that you have a problem with the whole issue of sex which you should not be imposing upon others. It's also a selfish attitude to state that products like this should not exist; there are women who do not produce enough natural lubrication to make sex comfortable/enjoyable and this product becomes an enhancement or even a necessity. Whether you agree or not, which I imagine you won't, same sex relationships are no longer 'taboo' these days and I presume that these products assist their relationships also. Anyone else want a shot of my soapbox? ..... I'm finished with it for the moment.
gimmeadealplease to mergleb
23 Sep 16#63
Couldn't agree more - well said.
I thought this lubrication stuff was designed to ease your tight ****.
shredderbenjamin
21 Sep 162#58
If sex isn't supposed to be funny why do girls always laugh when my pants come off?
bryan_rocket21 to shredderbenjamin
22 Sep 16#59
Coz its small? Lol
uksnapper
22 Sep 16#60
I think it was meant to be funny
rolstherat
23 Sep 16#61
Yep, it wold not go through the tills for me. Removed from sale they said. I wonder why??
So if you are planning a night of hot action hopefully you won't get a burning sensation!
consume
26 Sep 16#64
None in any of the Southampton stores, Shirley or Totton.
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Opening post
£1 poundland Tamworth. Unsure if national. Cannot find online. Loads on shelf.
Top comments
I'll get my coat ..
All comments (65)
Did you mean Tim Minchin ???
Ha ha ha
I'll get my coat ..
Well shopkeepers would always like you to come again.
You may get want to rub that one out.
Just make sure you don't make any micro- holes in the rubber with your sharp teeth .. This could turn out very expensive in the long run..
I'll get my coat..
I'll get my coat..
Stores cannot sell as product had been withdrawn from sale
nothing wrong with a bit of tounge in **** cheek
:man:
Lol
Or else you MAY just end up getting the 'Bullet' yourself ..... hehehehe. ;-)
Why not get some zip ties and duct tape whilst you're at it.
I work at Poundland, it won't let us put it through the tills. So y'know, prepare to get rejected at the till.
Secondly products like this should not even EXIST. Secondly talking about these products should not even be happening on a family forum. Thirdly being so infantile about bodily functions is CRASS and provocative.
This whole thread should be censored and people posting such offensive and pureile remarks should receive infractions.
Where are the mods, for crying out loud? :disappointed:
Obviously, everyone has their opinions but if you don't like the content then choose not to read it or be part of it. My personal opinion is that you have a problem with the whole issue of sex which you should not be imposing upon others. It's also a selfish attitude to state that products like this should not exist; there are women who do not produce enough natural lubrication to make sex comfortable/enjoyable and this product becomes an enhancement or even a necessity. Whether you agree or not, which I imagine you won't, same sex relationships are no longer 'taboo' these days and I presume that these products assist their relationships also. Anyone else want a shot of my soapbox? ..... I'm finished with it for the moment.
I thought this lubrication stuff was designed to ease your tight ****.
So if you are planning a night of hot action hopefully you won't get a burning sensation!