Now this is a story all about how

My purse got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I got the deal of a century fair n square

In craigavon tesco extra bored and crazed

In the frozen ailse was where I felt like I stuck in a maze

Chillin' out maxin' actin' all cool

And price checking some meatballs instead of texting boo

When a couple of aisles were looking too good

Started making my way their neighborhood

I got in one little freezer door and my mind got cleared

I said, "one little cheesecake will be okay, nothing to fear"

I debated and reasoned the worth day after day

But I packed my basket and sent me on my way

Then I saw me a dinner and then I saw the price ticket

I put my three packets in and said, "fish fingers missus."

I whistled to the till and when it came near

The cashier girl scanned fish and it had come up with an error

If anything I could say that this luck was rare

But I thought, "Nah, forget it."

– "Yo customer hold up there."

She pulled out the box and said the price was great

And I said to the cashier, "25p! I'm getting a crate!"

I looked at the freezer

It was far from bare

So I grabbed six more boxes, and I didn't even care

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