I've got some stories about my uncle too, he's pretty famous :smiley:

Clunge

Vagina:
(i) "Ive got a right stinky clunge"
(ii) "I smashed that girls clunge good and proper"
(iii) "you are a complete clunge"

I would say (iii) is a good description of you

joke
dʒəʊk/
noun
noun: joke; plural noun: jokes

1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip, pleasantry; More
pun, play on words;
shaggy-dog story, old chestnut, double entendre;
in-joke;
informalgag, wisecrack, crack, funny, one-liner, rib-tickler, killer, knee-slapper, thigh-slapper;
informalboffola;
rareblague
"they sat round the table telling jokes"
a trick played on someone for fun.
"the others were playing a joke on her"
synonyms: trick, practical joke, prank, stunt, hoax, jape; More
informalleg-pull, lark, spoof;
informalgoak;
informalcutup;
archaicquiz;
archaiccantrip
"he was given to playing stupid jokes on people"
informal
a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate.
"public transport is a joke"
synonyms: laughing stock, figure of fun, source of amusement, object of ridicule; More
Aunt Sally
"he soon became a joke to most of us because he was so pedantic"
farce, travesty, waste of time;
standing joke;
informallaugh;
informalshuck
"the present system is nothing short of a joke"

verb
verb: joke; 3rd person present: jokes; past tense: joked; past participle: joked; gerund or present participle: joking

1.
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes

Your mums isn't, it's like dropping a penny down a well now a days, she's been on that corner a long time now....

I see Frankie's Boyle's job is safe.

Although your mum was a looker in her youth :wink: she sent me this one the other day I know it's got your dad in it but it's not too bad

Also your pointless post had one like and mine had two so I guess your the loser now, best go back to having a ham shank over Rosie and Jim while your mum eats her jaffacakes, she works had for a full packet, clearly not the worst joke since this forum started as two others thought it was funny!
And will you tell your mum to stop sending me snap chats she sent me this one earlier....

Funnily enough your mums clunge is called fishmaster must be where you got your username from, boy is that a fishmaster!!!

Nah mate the least funny joke was the time I finger banged your mum and she shat herself down my arm, not nice at all, she lets anyone slip a finger inside her for a jaffacake

Superb game, well worth £1.99!

I've got some stories about my uncle too, he's pretty famous :smiley:

I remember playing this game quite a while ago and I really enjoyed it.
Unfortunately it's quite short but fun nevertheless and definitely a good price.

This is a great speed runner. Can complete it in 45 minutes but thats the point.

Have run through it a fair amount of times.

excellent price. just installed it and seems a OK game.thanks

I bet there's lot of stories about uncles