Last minute break to Lanzarote for 4 adults in a 2 bedroom apartment; this is a niche, don't worry about luggage as you won't need clothes, it's a highly rated naturist resort. Just remember to pack your suncream!
Apartamentos Castillo de Papagayo is set in Charco del Palo and there is a nearby beach and the resort also has a pool. It is a 100% naturist resort.
I've included car hire as you may want to get out and about and there are also some naturist beaches nearby.
Flights are from Newcastle and leave on Monday 25th, returning a week later.
****Breakdown****
Flights with Thomas Cook from Newcastle £463.92
Apartment £323 available at booking.com
Car hire £54.04 bookable at Skyscanner.net
Total £841/£210.25pp
Top comments
ScottishIndependence2018
23 Jul 1612#11
So you just need to take the Bare Necessities...
feel a wee song coming on here (pokemon)
antomac1001
23 Jul 166#9
****CAUTION****
May contain nuts.
simont_space
23 Jul 166#8
Sausage for breakfast, dinner and tea.
escortboy
24 Jul 164#22
Is it this animated gif by chance?
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rachelandgromit
23 Jul 16#1
bettyboo3
23 Jul 16#2
does that mean guests are eating meals in their birthday suits too?
or drivng the hire car naked?!!!
rachelandgromit to bettyboo3
23 Jul 16#4
The resort says that most guests wear clothes for the meals but they do also have some naturist meals too. :confused:
zabada
23 Jul 163#3
I hope I won't be the next one hiring that car...
cburns
23 Jul 162#5
It's funny.... even in todays mad sad world.... nudists still can raise an eye or causes a titter :wink:
veedubjai
23 Jul 164#6
One sweaty skid marks smeared over the drivers seat of hire car in this Summer heat. Thanks but no thanks.:neutral_face:
mattriggy
23 Jul 162#7
Oh matron! :confused:
simont_space
23 Jul 166#8
Sausage for breakfast, dinner and tea.
antomac1001
23 Jul 166#9
****CAUTION****
May contain nuts.
scrumpypaul
23 Jul 162#10
In my experience, naturists are a happy, liberated bunch of friendly people, whatever their nationality. Plus the naturist beaches I've visited have been very relaxed and pleasantly free of loud music, party boats and drunken parascending louts. I recommend people to give it a try, you might just enjoy it. However, if you're inclined to do it for titillation or sexual kicks, do everyone a favour and stay at home please. ☺
ScottishIndependence2018
23 Jul 1612#11
So you just need to take the Bare Necessities...
feel a wee song coming on here (pokemon)
jameshothothot
23 Jul 164#12
do you need to wear clothes on the flight?
MRR_ltd to jameshothothot
23 Jul 16#13
lol
1977mermaid
23 Jul 162#14
No tanlines!
annec4
23 Jul 161#15
If they all sit down at the same time for the naturalist meal, it would sound like a round of applause.
escortboy
24 Jul 164#16
garygdicker
24 Jul 16#17
Will i need a hat?
escortboy to garygdicker
24 Jul 161#19
Just wear this and you'll be fine.
Smelly_Pickle
24 Jul 16#18
How do you control boners?
escortboy to Smelly_Pickle
24 Jul 161#20
Only one way..
DonkeyKonk
24 Jul 16#21
I keep a picture of Maggie Thatcher in my wallet.
escortboy
24 Jul 164#22
Is it this animated gif by chance?
Zandana
24 Jul 163#23
But where would you keep your wallet?
DonkeyKonk
24 Jul 16#24
Haha, nah, but I think it will be soon :smiley:
Waterbuoy
24 Jul 16#25
The thought of sweaty naked people sitting in a chair before you on a hot day. *shudders*
superyiddo
24 Jul 162#26
Hope there's no cock ups :stuck_out_tongue:
Gollywood
24 Jul 161#27
You gotta feel for Mark & Carol. Maybe Dennis also....
I dont want you to think i'm a prude or picking hairs but you claim its a highly rated naturist resorts, send me some photos so i can verify that it is a highly rated resort then me and my prison crew can decide whether or not to come. Prison has many benefits but we dont have many naturists in Prison, if there are any i havent seen them.
sgandtg
24 Jul 16#31
This, lol. Seriously though, there must be some people walking about with boners - wonder if it upsets any of them? Most guys get boners a few times a day normally so I'm guessing it's accepted?
bazward75
24 Jul 16#32
Maggie feeding the pups, I am looking for a 60x30inch poster to decorate our living room could you supply one? I like the reinforced wonderbra it prevents droopee breasts and cracked nipples. If you have any featuring our new leader i will pay
top dollar for it.
escortboy
24 Jul 16#33
Alas I cannot provide you with your hearts desire. If fapgate happened then there's still hope for your quest, I wish you well!
bazward75
24 Jul 16#34
In my experience naturist beaches have been relaxed and and free of loud music what i cant understand when i visit their beaches fully clothed with a poker in hand they get uptight
Magurdrac
24 Jul 16#35
Went to one of these resorts with the girlfriend once because she thought it was funny and I was too lazy to book anything else. I actually ended up making a really useful work contact at random, and she got a burnt @rse. She won't do something like that again, until the next time she does.
prellis
24 Jul 162#36
Bernt Haas used to play for Sunderland & West Brom - not sure if he's a naturist...
mhhbizz
24 Jul 161#37
thanks OP. just sold all my clothes to pay for the trip. bargain!
fr3dy77_sp33d
24 Jul 163#38
I bet there are a lot of Pokemon to catch there too
Coolassteel
24 Jul 161#39
How can you tell if the fish is fresh in the restaurant then?
raptorcigs
24 Jul 164#40
A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".
garygdicker
24 Jul 16#41
booked and sun lotion ordered from asda.....get in!
seaniboy
24 Jul 16#42
Love a nudiest beach, tan lines are boke, not at that price though lol
bazward75
25 Jul 16#43
Trust me with a name like Haas he will be doing something natural, especially if he goes for that part of the body, if any Sunderland or West Brom fan can confirm this and what size football boots he wore it would help to explain his legendary status. I cant recall any present day footballer with a similar name although i think there was a player a few yrs ago with the name of Dickoff or was it Jackoff? cant remember what team he played for. Answers on a postcard please. The winner will get a season ticket for all Sunderland matches ( i cant guarantee Sunderland will play the kick and rush football they played so sucessfully last season now that Big Sam is England manager but it is hoped he will introduce this style for England which will confuse foreign teams and maybe one or two England players.
Waldolf
25 Jul 16#44
Seems like a great place to hang out.
focaltucker
26 Jul 16#45
It's held in high regard. It's where all the big nobs hang out apparently.
bazward75
27 Jul 16#46
mickgoodie
29 Jul 16#47
no checked in or hand luggage needed for this deal......even a better deal!
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Opening post
Apartamentos Castillo de Papagayo is set in Charco del Palo and there is a nearby beach and the resort also has a pool. It is a 100% naturist resort.
I've included car hire as you may want to get out and about and there are also some naturist beaches nearby.
Flights are from Newcastle and leave on Monday 25th, returning a week later.
****Breakdown****
Flights with Thomas Cook from Newcastle £463.92
Apartment £323 available at booking.com
Car hire £54.04 bookable at Skyscanner.net
Total £841/£210.25pp
Top comments
feel a wee song coming on here (pokemon)
May contain nuts.
All comments (48)
or drivng the hire car naked?!!!
May contain nuts.
feel a wee song coming on here (pokemon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o
top dollar for it.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".