What a time to be alive.

If you're really looking to save money then invest in the wonderful conebog

My family have managed for years without one but at this price I must admit I am tempted.

My police headquarters had all their toilet seats stolen last week. Sadly they still have nothing to go on.

had a pay rise this week so as I'm feeling flush I'll buy 2

Loads in my local, although I probably wouldn't buy, ideal of your on a budget or times are tight, normally £5 now £1 can't complain :smiley:

Wouldn"t support the weight of my missus !!

Ups wrong pic I thought it was the cone :confused:

Find loads by the roadside :smile:

Where can I get one of those?

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows -- it's never been done.

are you able to test it first?

For a moment I thought this was the new England shirt

Got 1 of these yesterday. It said £1.50 on the shelf but when it was scanned it showed £1 great bargin even if it is a plastic one

Nothing special about this seat. Its pretty bog standard.

People are going round the bend over this deal!!!

All these toilet jokes are starting to 'back up'

Should be nationwide - it's a chain store ...

I have a sensitive backside.

Is this hypoallergenic?

**** deal lol

Excellent! I'm tired of going in the car.

Amazing how we get the same jokes year after year...................

Only a tight **** would buy one of these!

Expiry date? :wink:

But seriously it is!

Better value than Water-loo station!

I'm failing to see how this is hot I mean who wants there toilet to look like a public toilet?

nothing special though, quite bog standard

Only in the crap stores.

Beats wiping the seat.

No, it's the bog standard price.

Does anyone know if this is National or only in specific stores?

Great for birthdays, weddings and anniversaries

​really? I thought it was mine. I'm happy to share it with another person of exceptional humour;)

This deal is bog standard

The night was calm and silent
Until I heard a shriek,
I knew it was my girlfriend,
For her I went to seek!

In the bathroom she was standing,
She looked to be in fear,
Then with her words that followed,
The situation became quite clear

"The toilet seat is up!" she cried
"What is wrong with you?"
"The toilet seat is up" I concurred
"Cos I didn't take a poo"

"It's not hard to place it down,
So really what's the issue?
If it grosses you out to touch it
I suggest you use a tissue "

She yelled at me for an hour,
Whilst I just rolled my eyes,
"Imagine I sat straight down" she said
"And developed a rash on my thighs"

This whole traumatic experience,
Has led me to a decision,
I'll put it down real nice in future,
But pee on it with precision

Just bought 14. Hot deal!

I can see myself sitting proudly on this seat. Emptying my arsse will be a great more comfortable.

Hey thats my Joke!!! :P

I've found another toilet seat deal but I'm going to keep the lid on it for now :wink:

cheap s**t

anymore crappy puns and I reckon someone will get blocked

"His is inside". So yours is outside in the middle of your garden??!! I'd love to see a photo of that...

Cold, not 1080pee.

A reduced toilet seat....Be Warned Americans!:smile:

Hey, once you've finished your fish and chips you can use it to wipe your ****.:smiley:

Hmmm, not sure about this???.....need to sit on it for a while :man:

Classy

Would it actually shatter if you sat on lid

My missus is sitting on the idea...

You pinched that off my last post :stuck_out_tongue:

all this fuss over a bog standard seat...

crappy deal :smiley:

So this isn't a VR headset then...

Curl one out in style !

people put some **** on here

My police headquarters had all their toilet seats stolen last week. Sadly they still have nothing to go on.

And probably better reading. :smiley:

If you're really looking to save money then invest in the wonderful conebog

A friend of ours has one of these and is always showing off about it. I might save save up and get this just to see the look on his face when he next
comes round for a pony and trap. His is inside, so he's got us there, sadly. Plus we're all set to go to Filey this year with the in-laws. There's always next year.

Some things you should never cheap out , toilet paper and toilet seats are some of those things.

good find op, heat added

What a time to be alive.

At only a quid you'll be flush.

spend a penny spend a pound

I think we should close the lid on these toilet jokes

i hope this deal doesn't go down the pan

Is this a BOGOF offer

A black seat? perfect for hiding the skids.
Heat.

this is a bum deal !

You could always save the chip shop paper :smile:

You can save even more money if you get the kids to use both sides of the paper

My family have managed for years without one but at this price I must admit I am tempted.

Reminds me of school toilets back in the days :smirk: