Just the sort of thing that is essential when I go to my local Wetherspoons.
shadey12
30 Jul 16#8
role play on a whole new level
937666
31 Jul 1654#9
decepticon_shadow
31 Jul 1612#10
Great for scaring Germans. Like in bedknobs and broomsticks.
nicmall to decepticon_shadow
31 Jul 162#23
Taguna macoitees tracoorum satisteee..
targaid
31 Jul 162#11
Unless you are very lucky it won't be very comfortable. Armour has to be made for the individual. It ain't like wearing your jeans a bit too tight
chapchap
31 Jul 1622#12
I've always wanted to impregnate a women while wearing a full suit of armour.
dewonderful to chapchap
31 Jul 1662#13
I believe you will continue waiting
CharlesCalthrop to chapchap
31 Jul 162#14
Let me don my stainless steel skullcap and see what I can do...
Zeipher to chapchap
31 Jul 1613#15
"But I was wearing protection!"
Love it!
Mathaeus to chapchap
31 Jul 1611#19
We all like a challenge but, It's a lot easier if she's naked I assure you.. :wink:
Maevoric
31 Jul 164#16
Heat, though suits of armour always remind me of bill and ted now lol:
sifoster18
31 Jul 161#17
you nearly had me but I'm not buying it without the sword? you must be mad!
shifty84
31 Jul 163#18
I'm ordering perfect for when I say no to the wife :smiley:
flagstaff19651
31 Jul 162#20
Once a King always a King...
But twice a Knight is enough !
clarryd
31 Jul 16#21
Cheap at half the price.
Should be available on the HNS. Great contraception for the young, brings a new concept into the words "chastity belt".
M1ke_Hunt
31 Jul 1611#22
I know why the price is being reduced...
The knights are drawing in now :man:
wolf33055
31 Jul 16#24
Last time i used them they used way too much starch. :stuck_out_tongue:
bharak
31 Jul 161#25
HOT
If we all dressed in this there would be no racism. As its far to difficult for people to realise that we are wearing different coloured armor at the moment
Macdory to bharak
31 Jul 166#35
I'm not sure that works - anyone recall the crusades?
Foxy
31 Jul 16#26
You had me at Taguna... such an old romantic!!
mad_design_man
31 Jul 16#27
HEAT added. Ordered, will look fantastic in my hallway!
Greenwichero
31 Jul 16#28
Much better than a suit for working!!!! :man:
Not just for the gym.
I would consider it mandatory for any Pokemon GO player (pokeball) (pokemon) (pokeball)
HOT ADDED
wayners
31 Jul 161#30
Will it stop a Zombie bite? If so then heat as I need 6.
Jonlogical
31 Jul 161#31
Warning!!
Not suitable for swimming, ( I won't try that again).
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so here it is again at a new lower price for summer 2016
Full body armour.
Great for parties, business meetings, gardening, down the gym, or just lazing around the house.
Be the envy of your friends in polished steel attire. Sword not included.
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Love it!
But twice a Knight is enough !
Should be available on the HNS. Great contraception for the young, brings a new concept into the words "chastity belt".
The knights are drawing in now :man:
If we all dressed in this there would be no racism. As its far to difficult for people to realise that we are wearing different coloured armor at the moment
Not just for the gym.
I would consider it mandatory for any Pokemon GO player (pokeball) (pokemon) (pokeball)
HOT ADDED
Not suitable for swimming, ( I won't try that again).
A sword to accompany the suit of Armour hahaha