Hmmm, just wondering how many people have ordered this & don't own a bike :smiley:
kingpiinx
19 Jun 16#271
I concur with Dr.1979.....ballsack
ClarenceBeeks
18 Jun 164#270
These are Chinese copies of BikeBalls. Kickstarted last year and now also sponsoring various bike rides for male cancer. Sorry for being serious, just thought it was worth pointing out
Red Glowing Dangling Nutsack thats about to ERUPT!!!
DDeals
18 Jun 16#265
Great! Ordered 2. Thanks :smiley:
nedford
17 Jun 16#264
called ****!
nedford
17 Jun 16#263
modelled on a heart that just got caught in your fly?
nedford
17 Jun 16#262
great throbbing pair of danglies!
vtec
17 Jun 16#261
imagine how the designer came up with this. Julie the dogs danglies have just dropped. Light bulb in head moment. I'll use a light on bike so we have everlasting memories. To boss - I have an idea of a free bouncing heart shaped cycle light for valentines. Boss to bob - go ahead this idea is the mutz nuts. A month later in daily telegraph - boss found hanged with "heart" shaped object near his rectum.
vtec
17 Jun 16#260
cold cheaper using your dogs fallen ones filled with illuminated goo.
Slowpoke1
17 Jun 16#259
Bang good?
summerof76
17 Jun 16#258
:laughing:
MrHonky
17 Jun 161#257
Have heat just for finding that, put a smile on my face lol
truffle6969
16 Jun 161#256
Blue balls please!!!
truffle6969
16 Jun 161#255
HEAT!!!
Great for Halloween!
Ghosties & erm....
Goolies!
montana78
16 Jun 16#254
I'd buy one and hang it out of my zip in night clubs :laughing:
Zek
16 Jun 161#253
I had to look him up, wish I didn't now!
Junkinurtrunk
15 Jun 16#252
great deal, £20 on firebox. scrotally awesome:)
Beetlemama
15 Jun 16#251
This really made laugh, the first three comments are gold. I had to turn my phone to my husband to read it because I couldn't speak for laughing.
haha. i had to comment. this is hilarious. heat for the fun part
bayhabourbutcher
14 Jun 16#202
cold - cheaper on ebay
Toffees76
14 Jun 16#201
Bought one for the missus for valentine's day :stuck_out_tongue:
Gort1951
14 Jun 16#200
This deal is in full swing.
londonguy
14 Jun 16#199
females can have balls too , must be cycling in thailand
abdi12346
14 Jun 16#198
Heart Design :wink:
londonguy
14 Jun 16#197
nutsack from banggood
jackmatthew
14 Jun 16#196
bazk
14 Jun 16#195
ROFL :smiley:
ozkerrizo
14 Jun 16#194
Oh dear god my poor innocent eyes!
zabada
14 Jun 16#193
This as a front light?
:confused:
phoni
14 Jun 16#192
Remind me of these around Secret Santa time...
BertyBubbles
14 Jun 161#191
Thanks op. Ordered for my Chopper.
mystery_man
14 Jun 16#190
Cold............does not look like a heart to me.
postmang
14 Jun 16#189
Do your lights hang low do they waggle to and fro
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier
sneakys
14 Jun 16#188
Is there a Lance Armstrong version?
PETER6297
14 Jun 16#187
here's one for £2.56 delivered. There's bound to be one for 99p if someone really wants to look.[/quote]THIS is the RIGHT PLACE!!!!! CLICK ON THE ADDRESS ABOVE comment No 158 page
lljwagg
14 Jun 16#186
Sorry - but you are incorrect. Try doing a bit of research before commenting and starting a spelling and punctuation argument. Now I'm interested to know how you spell it?
Word Origin and History for neuter:
1903, from neuter (adj.). Originally in reference to pet cats. Related: Neutered ; neutering
zx636r
14 Jun 16#185
Hate to think what the female equivalent is.
loadsavmoney
14 Jun 16#184
Never mind i found the answer :laughing:
rumen_iliev_vr
14 Jun 16#183
:confused::smile::D:D:D
jennyhughes84
14 Jun 16#182
What a load of balls lol
chipsnbeanz
14 Jun 16#181
Would go lovely with one of those bike seats that has a hole in it.
yav
14 Jun 16#180
What a L.O.B - heat added!!!!
matthewashmead
14 Jun 16#179
Red glowing ****, what more could anyone want? Heat!
loadsavmoney
14 Jun 16#178
Cherries? no that isn't one of the options :smirk:
You url no longer works but here's one for £2.56 delivered. There's bound to be one for 99p if someone really wants to look.
aclucas
14 Jun 16#157
Spelling needs bettering
pvfc247
14 Jun 16#156
swing low sweet chariot! !!!!!!!!
Tetsumi
14 Jun 16#155
Literally the best thing I have ever seen on HUKD
XP200
14 Jun 16#154
I heard he pigs out with these. :wink:
Bervie
14 Jun 16#153
just got to buy it ... can't help it , thanks for the post
Makkand
14 Jun 161#152
Hey, it's a sackaball offense saying that!
PETER6297
14 Jun 16#151
I'm GONNAd hang one in the back window of my car I'll have to rig a remote switch BUT it WILL be worth it!!!!
Kevo2k7
14 Jun 161#150
As if Cyclists don't get bullied enough on the road!!
xenophon
14 Jun 16#149
Clearly he meant side by side.
NitrousUK
14 Jun 162#148
Nope, you're the first. Quite a dirty mind you have there..
75s
14 Jun 16#147
Will make a great prosthesis for my dog
tawse57
14 Jun 16#146
The link does not go anywhere so why is this still up?
westonborn
14 Jun 16#145
I told my wife not to upload the video for our last nudist cycling holiday
smushs88
14 Jun 16#144
Nice insight into what us blokes will look like riding a bike in 50 odd years.
tawse57
14 Jun 16#143
Is this a joke?
Char128
14 Jun 16#142
They're called bike balls they sell them on firebox! Lol!
BigOrkWaaagh
14 Jun 16#141
Has anyone pointed out that this looks more like a ballbag than a heart?
FahQue
14 Jun 16#140
Looks like a pair of luminous goolies
seany1977
14 Jun 16#139
:laughing: heat because this has made me laugh so much
Jonj1611
14 Jun 16#138
Could well be but would you really want that hanging off the back of your bike!
If you fall off someone might think you have had serious accident :laughing:
themachman
14 Jun 16#137
It was that hot the other day on my bike i was just gonna get mine out and swing free! :laughing:
squowse
14 Jun 16#136
In all seriousness is this something to highlight the dangers of testicular cancer for cyclists (in particular)?
squowse
14 Jun 161#135
plums I think you'll find
lljwagg
14 Jun 16#134
Cyclist needs neutering.
mossyb
14 Jun 16#133
you'd look like a right sack with that swinging under you ass. :smiley:
jasonbozbowyer
14 Jun 16#132
Glow in the dark scrote. Cool!
barga
14 Jun 16#131
Haart!!??? I say **** :smiley:
bopitt77
14 Jun 16#130
this is truly horrific
wong_go_wild
14 Jun 161#129
does this mean if u ride on those saddles your sack will shift off your body and hang off the rear and glow red due to the sore?
FREEBIELUVER25
14 Jun 16#128
betty swollocks
MadonnaProject
14 Jun 16#127
They are. Depends on what you do with them.
On topic though, this deal's the nuts.
loadsavmoney
14 Jun 16#126
how do you turn them... er i mean it on?
a genital... i mean gental squeeze? :laughing:
afroylnt
14 Jun 16#125
Could be dangerous if car drivers end up laughing so much they forget to avoid the cyclist in question....
SuperMariosDad
14 Jun 16#124
Excellent :laughing:
Tundei
14 Jun 16#123
Didn't know balls was a way to a man's heart
Gords
14 Jun 16#122
Says they come as a random colour.
Pateo
14 Jun 16#120
MadonnaProject
14 Jun 16#121
My cat was looking over my shoulder at the screen, now he's on the floor licking his er, heart.
Pateo
14 Jun 16#119
squeeze on/off!
Pateo
14 Jun 16#118
c24w
14 Jun 16#117
I got another 30p off with code Affiliate6.
Pateo
14 Jun 16#116
Pateo
14 Jun 16#115
antomac1001
14 Jun 16#114
scrot-illicious
if i add cold it may not be as impressive.
Teza511
14 Jun 16#113
Angry kid left his Nnnnnnn Nadgers on me bike!
forsh07
14 Jun 16#112
what a bag of balls
smykuk
14 Jun 16#111
Secret Santa for my boss sorted, thanks.
Y2midget
14 Jun 16#110
No offence taken so apology accepted.
No I'm 30 and prefer to pretend I'm Wiggins- geeez cavendish hasn't even won a Olympic medal.
hukdbaby
14 Jun 16#109
looks like a nut sack !!
FantasyDeals
14 Jun 16#108
This deal really hangs low :confused:
bonzobanana
14 Jun 162#107
If your a male rider just get one of these, pretty much same effect.
lord_trumpington
14 Jun 16#106
Oh dear, have I offended you?. I can assure you there is no frustration at all on my side but I have evidently touched a nerve. Let me guess, you're a 40 year old balding man who likes wearing lycra and has wet dreams about Mark Cavendish?
Downtheturf
14 Jun 16#105
As soon as i saw this on my email feed i had to come on here and see the top comment... yep just as i thought :smile:
SunsOutPlumsOut
14 Jun 161#104
Does anyone know - will these flash if you cough...
MINICOOPER2001
14 Jun 16#103
Dangling balls off the back of the bike?
crazymonkey
14 Jun 16#102
If Kim Kardashian's ass had a love <3 child with Peter Griffin's chin - result Mutant Super Red Ball Sack
Here's a mock up of the rear light...
burd66
14 Jun 161#101
Don't need it, mine look like that after every ride.
mrspydey
14 Jun 16#100
Heart?
clashpie
14 Jun 16#99
I can see drivers going nuts with these in front of the them.
Whoever designed them wants the sack as he/she has dropped a b.llock.
rtudds
14 Jun 16#98
looks like a swinging balls sack from behind.a company joke I guess
bbfb123
14 Jun 16#97
Anyone else noticed the retailer for the deal is called banggood? Haha :laughing:
philreid
14 Jun 16#96
That light is baws
sd9621
14 Jun 16#95
police will certainly pull you over
supermann
14 Jun 16#94
ooo I say..
emptypocketz
14 Jun 16#93
All I see is someone riding with red aching balls, this will surely cause woman drivers to crash their car more faster though.
BenderRodriguez
14 Jun 161#92
Edward_Nigma
14 Jun 16#91
This is the funniest item I've seen for a while. Is it me or does it look slightly asymmetrical? I'm sure one side of the 'heart' is lower than the other ?
tywyn
14 Jun 16#90
Looks like a pair of illuminated B O L L O C K S in a ball bag to me.
M_z
14 Jun 16#89
It looks the mutts
playdumb
14 Jun 16#88
It's deal threads like this that make the room full of useless tat that shouts DEALOHOLIC , just worth it!
Thx all of you, the op...what a banggood laugh :smiley:)
superivanho
14 Jun 16#87
sold and delivered by "bang"-good lol.
mcfatty
14 Jun 16#86
Well you sure as hell will get noticed with those!
first product ive ever seen that matches the phrase "Thats the dogs ****./ danglies"
msharif911
14 Jun 16#82
Red lights at Night - Teabagger's Delight
omgpleasespamme
14 Jun 16#81
Just tested with my own and can confirm they turn red when squeezed.
21benson
14 Jun 16#80
Might as well go 'all out' with a pair of Truck nuts for your bike :laughing:
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supermansimon
14 Jun 16#79
Where are they on eBay? Anyone got a link?
Agaeti
14 Jun 16#78
See a doctor if they're glowing like that mate.
DopeyJoe
14 Jun 16#77
Some people sat I got a set of and say I haven't I'm confused !!!!! :disappointed:
cawsmawr
14 Jun 16#76
awww.. Nuts! I was going to post this :smiley:
nervejam
14 Jun 16#75
It got censored, automatically!
crazylegs
14 Jun 16#74
Ballsy design brief!
You gotta laugh at the seller...Banggood lol :stuck_out_tongue:
nervejam
14 Jun 16#73
****!
the1beard
14 Jun 16#72
Nuts
Lol
casman77
14 Jun 16#71
This deal looks like a load of b0ll0cks to me
wee_dee
14 Jun 16#70
I'm sorry but there is no way I'd be riding around with a glowing sack dangling (and swinging) behind me
elvis1234
14 Jun 16#69
That is amazing haha
Crustybeaver
14 Jun 161#68
Heart design? LMAO, you mean to tell me nobody behind the design and production of the product at any point turned and said "you know what it looks remarkably like a pair of testicles"
kristoff
14 Jun 16#67
Wouldn't like to see the front version of this.
afroylnt
14 Jun 16#66
The perfect accessory for non-racing owner of a 3k road bike....
rdbradshaw
14 Jun 16#65
You beat me to it :man:
rdbradshaw
14 Jun 161#64
It's the dogs danglys
m.ad
14 Jun 16#63
Is it too early to be thinking, Secret Santa gift?
Giddy01
14 Jun 16#62
Oh balls. Just bought a lezyne.
ktbffh
14 Jun 16#61
Heart design my balls. Oops
mivanpy
14 Jun 16#60
I'm worried about people swiping at my ball sack as i/they go past. And loose dogs are gonna chase you down the road, after a lick. The animal kind not the mingers in the area.
anewman
14 Jun 16#59
:man:
Can these be hard wired to a stiff dynamo, rather than battery powered?
Jezza67
14 Jun 16#58
This made me laugh so much, heart LOL
NitrousUK
14 Jun 162#57
No one here thinks it's a heart design.. I think that's the joke.
dealbutcher
14 Jun 16#56
Are you sure its a heart design?
Anyone here should regard it as a ball
jazid
14 Jun 16#55
I bet they balls up the delivery.
paulpso
14 Jun 16#54
Damn, you're observant.
the_flamedeer_hunter1985
14 Jun 16#53
They seem to handle the wet quite well I see......
mrvot
14 Jun 16#52
Scrote
fishmaster
14 Jun 16#51
:confused:
vorapa
14 Jun 161#50
LOL
dijital
14 Jun 161#49
Should have been called 'Splash proof'.
dijital
14 Jun 16#48
"Heart design"?
What a load of b0ll0cks.
fishmaster
14 Jun 161#47
I'm wondering whether the Chinese are really naive or just taking the p*ss >
"Haw haw we have ball sack shape light, now we make keyboard for sticky keys Lol!"
ratsdomino
14 Jun 161#46
reminds me of when i get in the bath temperature controlled by my wife
B1gFatCat
14 Jun 161#45
The colour is a bit harsh. Needs something a little more subdued like a deep plum.
billysally208
14 Jun 16#44
The Dogs **** ........
kimbo87
14 Jun 161#43
hahaha this had made my morning!!! Heart design.... haha
Ballsac
14 Jun 164#42
I feel my username is relevant to this product.
GimmiSomeOfThat
14 Jun 16#41
This is an open invitation for anyone who wants to come and play with my.... ''heart''
_g_
14 Jun 16#40
Order by paypal and raise a paypal case if required.
endo123
14 Jun 16#39
I'm pretty sure if I had an illuminated scrotum swinging from my seat cars would crash into me as they were laughing so hard.
Ball1988
14 Jun 16#38
Nice pair of cheeries.
mastersmithson
14 Jun 16#37
Liked so everyone can enjoy haha
"Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and throw"
marcusy2j
14 Jun 161#36
ha, only clicked this one to read the comments....i wasn't disappointed :smiley:
FAMILYGUY
14 Jun 162#35
That's just nuts
teh arn
14 Jun 161#34
Do they shrink and become less visible in the winter?
Eldergeek
14 Jun 161#33
That reminds me! Need to walk the dog.
badgerman2
14 Jun 16#32
Just the thing for my Raleigh Chopper......
Rickardo
14 Jun 16#31
Surely tandem is what you want, rather than side-by-side taking the width of the road?
I suppose we shouldn't let a little bigotry get in the way of facts!
jazid
14 Jun 16#30
If riding one in front of the other annoys you, perhaps youd like cyclists to stack vertically instead?
Think you need to cool down.
Y2midget
14 Jun 16#29
Here he is - something "light hearted" cycle related is posted decides it's time to vent his pent up frustration with life on the cyclist who held him up for 20 seconds on day last month.
Thank you so much ,I woke up with the hump,made my day.will laugh my nuts off when I get on my cycle
lord_trumpington
14 Jun 16#26
A must have accessory for all the knobs out there riding in tandem on country lanes
snedger
14 Jun 16#25
The designer should have got the sac.
I'll begrudgingly vote hot, as Banggood have a dreadful warranty policy - they've lost much more money in sales from me than what the cost would have been to replace a smartwatch that fell to bits in 10 weeks.
fr3dy77_sp33d
14 Jun 16#24
that makes me laugh in the morning. heat for that!
mattrixdesign2
14 Jun 161#23
Just what I needed, I have been after a knob sack themed rear bike light for years
clint thrust
14 Jun 16#22
LOL!!
mymymy
14 Jun 167#21
Testicycle lol
zoidster
14 Jun 161#20
Thanks for this, from the bottom of my heart.
andywedge
14 Jun 168#1
Heart design? Ok, if they say so, but it looks an awful lot like something quite different to me
amzzzzyyyy to andywedge
14 Jun 16#7
Totally agree
leeparsons to andywedge
14 Jun 161#19
lol, hanging low there arent you?
mrdeallover
14 Jun 163#18
Suns out plums out
nublets2k
14 Jun 16#17
Is that your real ones or the deal? :stuck_out_tongue:
bo9dster007
14 Jun 16#16
Looks like a ballbag
effingandjeffing
14 Jun 164#15
what a waste of £4.98 when i can just hang my real ones out for free
cold & red
rhodyate
14 Jun 161#14
P.M David Cameron talks a load of these.
nublets2k
14 Jun 16#13
What a load of billhooks!
amzzzzyyyy
14 Jun 16#12
Try to avoid looking on that site :confused: hardly knew things like that excisted :confused: i like to have some innocence in me :smile:
937666
14 Jun 1613#11
warren321
14 Jun 161#10
looks like gonads
fairytooth
14 Jun 164#9
Ah yes, designed by Wun Hung Lo
Saif Rehman
14 Jun 16#8
Just for the fun of it - have some heat :smile:
P.S. Have you seen the video, 3/4 of the webpage down - :confused:
The_Pellstar
14 Jun 166#2
wonder who will say what we are all thinking first
amzzzzyyyy to The_Pellstar
14 Jun 16#6
Haha
didsburydan
14 Jun 16#5
cherries?
SUMMONER
14 Jun 163#4
You definitely have balls posting this on here. :smile:
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http://www.balls.bike/store/bike-balls
Great for Halloween!
Ghosties & erm....
Goolies!
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/stress-sausage-perfect-fathers-day-gift-6-99-3-95-p-p-10-94-firebox-10-nus-discount-2464841
hay wheres my heart shaped lights
YumYum!
Um...Yeah let's go with that, i'm sure that is what the designers were going for.....an upside down heart design.
females can have balls too , must be cycling in thailand
:confused:
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier
Word Origin and History for neuter:
1903, from neuter (adj.). Originally in reference to pet cats. Related: Neutered ; neutering
Cobblers I say, here they are in action......
Dip, dip, potato chip...
You url no longer works but here's one for £2.56 delivered. There's bound to be one for 99p if someone really wants to look.
If you fall off someone might think you have had serious accident :laughing:
On topic though, this deal's the nuts.
a genital... i mean gental squeeze? :laughing:
if i add cold it may not be as impressive.
No I'm 30 and prefer to pretend I'm Wiggins- geeez cavendish hasn't even won a Olympic medal.
Here's a mock up of the rear light...
Whoever designed them wants the sack as he/she has dropped a b.llock.
Thx all of you, the op...what a banggood laugh :smiley:)
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You gotta laugh at the seller...Banggood lol :stuck_out_tongue:
Lol
Can these be hard wired to a stiff dynamo, rather than battery powered?
Anyone here should regard it as a ball
What a load of b0ll0cks.
http://www.banggood.com/****-GX16-Waterproof-LED-Backlight-Mechanical-Handfeel-Gaming-Keyboard-p-976896.html
"Haw haw we have ball sack shape light, now we make keyboard for sticky keys Lol!"
"Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and throw"
I suppose we shouldn't let a little bigotry get in the way of facts!
Think you need to cool down.
I wonder if this an is authorised sale or just a sneaky factory repackaging/copy cat product?
I'll begrudgingly vote hot, as Banggood have a dreadful warranty policy - they've lost much more money in sales from me than what the cost would have been to replace a smartwatch that fell to bits in 10 weeks.
cold & red
P.S. Have you seen the video, 3/4 of the webpage down - :confused: