edit - wishihadadonkey - see comment 6 for T&C's & Info - Looks like you don't have to buy the paper
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elsewhere
5 Jun 165#15
There will be way more than that - all the exPats will be coming back - NHS might be a tad busier too because a high percentage of them are pensioners
zx636r
5 Jun 165#36
Yet again care in the community fails...... and I've concluded that your head is stuffed quite a way up your ar5e, but it seems fully planted if you think that lot at Calais are genuine refugees....they have marched through many safe countries to get to the percieved 'land of milk and honey'......... so wipe your excrement out of your eyes and start accepting fact......idiot.
Oh and check youtube for videos of car/lorries being attacked by these poor withered , malnourished (6ft + and at least 12 stone) 'victims'
joyf4536
5 Jun 165#4
Did you read the small print, you need to leave room in the boot on the way back!
zx636r
5 Jun 165#3
Funny really....we can do a trip to France and back for quid and the parasitic hordes of migrants on the other side have to pay thousands.......crying shame.
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s1i
5 Jun 16#1
what dates
starbidder
5 Jun 163#2
Bring back the P&O ferry to France for £1, BOGOF breakfast and 6 bottles of wine s'il vous plaît :man:
zx636r
5 Jun 165#3
Funny really....we can do a trip to France and back for quid and the parasitic hordes of migrants on the other side have to pay thousands.......crying shame.
joyf4536
5 Jun 165#4
Did you read the small print, you need to leave room in the boot on the way back!
Oneday77
5 Jun 164#5
Well it only took the 3rd post. Probably not a record but close.
wishihadadonkey
5 Jun 164#6
I don't think you actually have to buy the paper looking at the T&C's& the Info Below
FOOT PASSENGER DAY TRIP FROM £1
Travel as a foot passenger from Dover to Calais from just £1 Sunday to Tuesday and £9 from Wednesday to Saturday. Simply depart after 8:45am and return by the 20.55 sailing the same day.
To book please call 08712 222 006. Phone booking fee will not apply.
AFTERNOON DAY TRIP FROM £17
Depart any time after midday and return before midnight the same day, with your car and up to 9 people from Dover to Calais, when booked online from just £17. Simply select your journey in the fare finder using discount code 'EXPRESS'.
DAY TRIP FROM £20
Depart any time and return before midnight the same, with your car and up to 9 people from Dover to Calais from just £20. Simply select your journey in the fare finder using discount code 'EXPRESS'.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
Book this offer from today until 28th June and travel from 7th June until the 30th June 2016. Excludes: 5, 17-20 June 2016 .A £5 booking fee applies for phone bookings unless stated HOW TO BOOK To book online visit http://www.poferries.com/dailyexpress or call the P&O Ferries reservation hotline on: 0800 130 0030 quoting 'EXPRESS'. All phone booking will incur a £5 booking fee Lines are open Mon - Fri 07.30 - 22.00, Sat-Sun and Bank Holidays 07.30 – 22.00. Please make a note of the reference number you are given. Payments must be made by selected credit/debit cards at the time of booking. Bookings made by credit card/cheque are subject to a booking fee. All tickets are collected at time of departure. Offer only Valid for bookings made more than 36hrs prior to departure. Full terms and conditions available online at POferries.com All offers are subject to restricted space, sailings and dates. Once your booking has been confirmed to you, no amendments or refunds will be permitted. This offer cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer. Offer only applicable to new bookings. This offer may be withdrawn without prior notice. No bookings will be taken at the port. If you fail to travel on one part of your booking we may charge a supplement. If you depart from Dover between 20.05 and 04.50am or return from Calais between 23:25 and 08:50am, our ‘Lite Nights’ service means that there will be limited on board facilities but we will offer hot food, on board bar, bureau de change and offshore shopping. *Free wine offer only applies to car bookings only and the wine must be collected on your outward crossing. Subject to availability and may be substituted for an alternative
zx636r
5 Jun 16#7
Note to self 'Must try harder'.
maltikism to zx636r
5 Jun 161#10
i won't bother asking what you're voting in the Brexit polls
zoso1313 to zx636r
5 Jun 16#17
racist
NotAHappyBunny36
5 Jun 16#8
Just tried to get this offer and every date I picked it came up Promotion cannot be applied due to restrictions - attempted at least 7 different dates. Somehow con springs to mind
haritori
5 Jun 16#9
It is a con, the reality is 99% of us will be paying about £100.00 return, there is no way they can afford to run it on a £1.00 each way.
notahappybunny15
5 Jun 163#11
He like myself will be voting to make Britain great again!
maltikism
5 Jun 161#12
It used to be great?
dewonderful
5 Jun 161#13
Voting can't turn back time.
zx636r
5 Jun 164#14
But hopefully it will stop 300,000+ people arriving next year.
elsewhere
5 Jun 165#15
There will be way more than that - all the exPats will be coming back - NHS might be a tad busier too because a high percentage of them are pensioners
jumpinoffthbed
5 Jun 163#16
Good job we'll have all that extra money to employ more staff then. More importantly exPats won't keep on coming in greater numbers every year
zoso1313
5 Jun 161#18
deluded
zoso1313
5 Jun 16#19
deluded
zombies
5 Jun 161#20
what, by leaving the country?
that's the only way the country will be great again.
Deluded if you think by segregating the UK from Europe will make Britain great again. them days are gone ie history. What next. North / South, Lancs / Yorks border checks.
peace by being one not them and us
zx636r
5 Jun 162#21
Oh grow up numbnuts.
elsewhere
5 Jun 162#22
Apparently there are 1.26 million UK citizens currently living outside the UK in the EU's other 27 member states. that's a lot of exPats to head home
Still that funny chap Boris and the lovely Mr Gove will know how to sort things out.
wakers88
5 Jun 161#23
Please don't be so naive. Ex pats do NOT have to return if GB leaves the EU
zoso1313
5 Jun 16#24
whatever RACIST
zx636r
5 Jun 163#25
Because someone doesn't want mass, unskilled, uncontrolled migration, it doesn't make them a racist.... so take your head out of your ar5e and have another go.
royals
5 Jun 16#26
hard to know how to vote. from a business perspective makes sense to stay in. Immigration comes from EU and outside EU. hard to know the impact of leaving. some say it's better to be in than out and fight for what we want that way, but look at the joke deal that Cameron got, so I don't think that's true. Trade in theory would be better in but I've heard we import more anyway. The thing I dislike is the EU parliament and the EU decision makers are unelected which for me goes against everything about a democracy. still undecided though. if they were elected I'd probably vote to stay in
royals
5 Jun 16#27
you don't know the meaning of the word racist, idiot
zx636r
5 Jun 161#28
Cameron got zero really.....imagine if someone like Corbyn got in...that's scary.
zx636r
5 Jun 16#29
Head in ar.5e is highly appropriate.
Shengis
5 Jun 161#30
My wife must be the 1%er then as she got the day trip for £25 rather than the normal 'offer' price of £29 lol.
F4STFORW4RD
5 Jun 16#31
That logic seems to ignore the fact that they don't just obtain revenue from fares. A major source of revenue is from what people spend on-board. That should give them a price advantage over Eurotunnel.
johnsmith1997
5 Jun 161#32
Not necessarily.
That way you can use the boot to store the booze.:smile:
elsewhere
5 Jun 161#33
I didn't say they HAD to return - however the likelihood is that the reciprocal healthcare arrangements currently in place won't be continued if the UK leaves Europe and that pensions will no longer go up in line with the pensions received by their fellow pensioners in the UK, making it much more difficult for them to stay in Europe. And of course the pound may well fall in value against the Euro all of which will make a difference to the incomes of UK pensioners who live in Europe.
zoso1313
5 Jun 16#34
say what you like, folks like you make me want to be sick. I imagine you sit around (ironically) spouting off how disgusting the Holocaust was.
Then start banging on you want immigrants out. just another racist xenophobe who'll use some woolly statistical argument, why.
your original post is disgusting, calling homeless, starving migrants, forced to run from their wartorn homes 'parasites'.
antenna
5 Jun 16#35
If you are going to be sick,then thank goodness for the uk nhs,have you used it yet?.....I am finding it very hard to get an appointment.
zx636r
5 Jun 165#36
Yet again care in the community fails...... and I've concluded that your head is stuffed quite a way up your ar5e, but it seems fully planted if you think that lot at Calais are genuine refugees....they have marched through many safe countries to get to the percieved 'land of milk and honey'......... so wipe your excrement out of your eyes and start accepting fact......idiot.
Oh and check youtube for videos of car/lorries being attacked by these poor withered , malnourished (6ft + and at least 12 stone) 'victims'
zx636r
5 Jun 162#37
...and one more thing, idiot....... the ones currently here, working, paying tax, honest etc can stay.....but no more should be allowed in for now. Unemployed more than two months..out Criminal record above a parking fine..out.
Make me a racist does it?
zoso1313
5 Jun 162#38
I can assure you I just liked your post by accident.
Your bigoted blinkered view reads like your typical Dail Mail reader, no doubt your probably vote UKIP as well, and chant 'En-ger-land' a lot while drinking Euro lager (ironic).
Fact is you know absolutely **** all about these people, only what you choose to believe, because that's what you want to believe. You've pigeon holed all migrants as 'parasites', from your cosy little life in UK, where you enjoy safety, and freedom. Why shouldn't everyone have that, eh?
You seriously think every migrant at Calais is of the same mindset, and sees uk as some sort of pot of gold at end of the rainbow? Also, you really think voting out will change any of that!?
I don't want criminals in UK, but I'd take any hard working decent minded migrant over some of the scum roaming our streets. Britain is full of dole dossing scum, who feed off the benefit system, meanwhile NHS, Schools, Police force and all other public services are stretched as thin as butter, and completely under resourced.
We are in middle of Global Economic downturn, and any that thinks voting out of Eurooe is going to improve matters is deluded. Fat Boris the patriot, thinks he's a modern day Winston Churchill with all his patriotic no ensue. He's a bag of wind, completely empty. Churchill was a man of action.......
I hate Cameron, but Boris is now putting the boot in his own life long friend, what does that say about the mans morals? All he is doing is relying on all the brain dead, xenophobic imbeciles to vote out, so he can get a crack at the Tory hot seat.
There are absolutely no Economic fundamentals to support exiting Europe. 60 years ago hundreds of thousands of British soldiers fought for peace, something we all now take for granted. Being part of Europe helps sustain that for the future....we are one of the Economic superpowers in Europe, arguably the biggest,staying in will allow us to lead the way.
So if you're saying that you don't want the bad eggs in, then we're in complete agreement. I just didn't like your comment calling migrants parasites.....I'm a humanist, you can laugh at that, but there it is.
dck
5 Jun 16#39
Watch Brexit: The Movie on Youtube - and things will be very clear what you need to do on 23 June!
aLV426
5 Jun 161#40
Surely thats more xenophobic than racist?
jumpinoffthbed
5 Jun 16#41
Everything about Europe including the euro will decline without the UK propping it up so so trying to scaremonger. London is the financial capitol of the world, we have the 5th largest economy, it's disgusting that our own prime minister stands in front of us and tells us how little faith he has in this country and that all will go to sh** without the EU holding our hands and telling us what to do.
jumpinoffthbed
5 Jun 16#42
Haha you call other people deluded then come out with this tripe! You even contradict yourself by pointing out how how our infrastructure can't cope with the number of people already here.
Shengis
5 Jun 16#43
I do like a rant :laughing:
cossiecraig
5 Jun 163#44
Any deals on popcorn? This is getting good.
anthony69
5 Jun 161#45
Geez, a post about a simple ferry crossing deal turns into a full debate about EU Membership and immigration.
zx636r
5 Jun 161#46
Ok brainiac, you claim I know nothing about these migrants, insinuating you do... well done you. If I had been shot at, bombed, had family and friends murdered, I wouldn't then march through many friendly countries, I'd stop at the first safe haven.....but hang on, these safe havens don't have reputations for being cash cows.
Now, who said our resources are already overstretched, errrrrrrr........you.
zoso1313
5 Jun 161#47
I'm bored of arguing EU......but let me just make clear the comment I made regarding stretched public resources. I was referring to the austerity measures currently being invoked by the Government.
What I'm trying to say is, voting out, wont change the situation.
The austerity measures in place are due to the national deficit (which has barely moved) The debt created in this country has been created by two things ; out of control capitalism, being the bankers. Also, getting involved in military conflicts, which goes back all the way to 1990 when we got involved in the Kuwait conflict. Tony psychopath Blair spent billions looking for WMDs that don't exist.
This has had the knock on effect we see today, with hundreds of thousands of people fleeing their countries by any means possible. It is impossibly sad......we can all vote what we like, the politicians will all still do what they do. Make lots of money......
gibbongang
5 Jun 16#48
yes a great colonial and enslaving power, wasn't it all wonderful.well done us.
jumpinoffthbed
6 Jun 161#49
The greatest inventors, scientists, writers, visionaries, discoverers and explorers in the world! Germany was given a chance for a fresh start are you going to harp on about their past wrongs? I have to wonder why people like you who think so little of this country stay here?
sunnyrain
7 Jun 16#50
Missing you since 1776!!!
sunnyrain
7 Jun 16#51
zx636r
7 Jun 161#52
Sorry, is that a 'spot the spelling mistakes' competition or a serious quotation?
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edit - wishihadadonkey - see comment 6 for T&C's & Info - Looks like you don't have to buy the paper
Top comments
Oh and check youtube for videos of car/lorries being attacked by these poor withered , malnourished (6ft + and at least 12 stone) 'victims'
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FOOT PASSENGER DAY TRIP FROM £1
Travel as a foot passenger from Dover to Calais from just £1 Sunday to Tuesday and £9 from Wednesday to Saturday. Simply depart after 8:45am and return by the 20.55 sailing the same day.
To book please call 08712 222 006. Phone booking fee will not apply.
AFTERNOON DAY TRIP FROM £17
Depart any time after midday and return before midnight the same day, with your car and up to 9 people from Dover to Calais, when booked online from just £17. Simply select your journey in the fare finder using discount code 'EXPRESS'.
DAY TRIP FROM £20
Depart any time and return before midnight the same, with your car and up to 9 people from Dover to Calais from just £20. Simply select your journey in the fare finder using discount code 'EXPRESS'.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
Book this offer from today until 28th June and travel from 7th June until the 30th June 2016. Excludes: 5, 17-20 June 2016 .A £5 booking fee applies for phone bookings unless stated HOW TO BOOK To book online visit http://www.poferries.com/dailyexpress or call the P&O Ferries reservation hotline on: 0800 130 0030 quoting 'EXPRESS'. All phone booking will incur a £5 booking fee Lines are open Mon - Fri 07.30 - 22.00, Sat-Sun and Bank Holidays 07.30 – 22.00. Please make a note of the reference number you are given. Payments must be made by selected credit/debit cards at the time of booking. Bookings made by credit card/cheque are subject to a booking fee. All tickets are collected at time of departure. Offer only Valid for bookings made more than 36hrs prior to departure. Full terms and conditions available online at POferries.com All offers are subject to restricted space, sailings and dates. Once your booking has been confirmed to you, no amendments or refunds will be permitted. This offer cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer. Offer only applicable to new bookings. This offer may be withdrawn without prior notice. No bookings will be taken at the port. If you fail to travel on one part of your booking we may charge a supplement. If you depart from Dover between 20.05 and 04.50am or return from Calais between 23:25 and 08:50am, our ‘Lite Nights’ service means that there will be limited on board facilities but we will offer hot food, on board bar, bureau de change and offshore shopping. *Free wine offer only applies to car bookings only and the wine must be collected on your outward crossing. Subject to availability and may be substituted for an alternative
that's the only way the country will be great again.
Deluded if you think by segregating the UK from Europe will make Britain great again. them days are gone ie history. What next. North / South, Lancs / Yorks border checks.
peace by being one not them and us
Still that funny chap Boris and the lovely Mr Gove will know how to sort things out.
Not necessarily.
That way you can use the boot to store the booze.:smile:
Then start banging on you want immigrants out. just another racist xenophobe who'll use some woolly statistical argument, why.
your original post is disgusting, calling homeless, starving migrants, forced to run from their wartorn homes 'parasites'.
Oh and check youtube for videos of car/lorries being attacked by these poor withered , malnourished (6ft + and at least 12 stone) 'victims'
Make me a racist does it?
Your bigoted blinkered view reads like your typical Dail Mail reader, no doubt your probably vote UKIP as well, and chant 'En-ger-land' a lot while drinking Euro lager (ironic).
Fact is you know absolutely **** all about these people, only what you choose to believe, because that's what you want to believe. You've pigeon holed all migrants as 'parasites', from your cosy little life in UK, where you enjoy safety, and freedom. Why shouldn't everyone have that, eh?
You seriously think every migrant at Calais is of the same mindset, and sees uk as some sort of pot of gold at end of the rainbow? Also, you really think voting out will change any of that!?
I don't want criminals in UK, but I'd take any hard working decent minded migrant over some of the scum roaming our streets. Britain is full of dole dossing scum, who feed off the benefit system, meanwhile NHS, Schools, Police force and all other public services are stretched as thin as butter, and completely under resourced.
We are in middle of Global Economic downturn, and any that thinks voting out of Eurooe is going to improve matters is deluded. Fat Boris the patriot, thinks he's a modern day Winston Churchill with all his patriotic no ensue. He's a bag of wind, completely empty. Churchill was a man of action.......
I hate Cameron, but Boris is now putting the boot in his own life long friend, what does that say about the mans morals? All he is doing is relying on all the brain dead, xenophobic imbeciles to vote out, so he can get a crack at the Tory hot seat.
There are absolutely no Economic fundamentals to support exiting Europe. 60 years ago hundreds of thousands of British soldiers fought for peace, something we all now take for granted. Being part of Europe helps sustain that for the future....we are one of the Economic superpowers in Europe, arguably the biggest,staying in will allow us to lead the way.
So if you're saying that you don't want the bad eggs in, then we're in complete agreement. I just didn't like your comment calling migrants parasites.....I'm a humanist, you can laugh at that, but there it is.
Now, who said our resources are already overstretched, errrrrrrr........you.
What I'm trying to say is, voting out, wont change the situation.
The austerity measures in place are due to the national deficit (which has barely moved) The debt created in this country has been created by two things ; out of control capitalism, being the bankers. Also, getting involved in military conflicts, which goes back all the way to 1990 when we got involved in the Kuwait conflict. Tony psychopath Blair spent billions looking for WMDs that don't exist.
This has had the knock on effect we see today, with hundreds of thousands of people fleeing their countries by any means possible. It is impossibly sad......we can all vote what we like, the politicians will all still do what they do. Make lots of money......