Coming over here paying our taxes, taking care of our sick, doing the jobs we don't want to. Totally disgusting.

/s

Coming here, living in our houses, using our hospitals and schools, stealin our wimmin....and pointing out hot deals on our cars :disappointed: *




*Anyone getting offended, please note there may be some of what we English refer to as 'Ze sense of humeur' in the above comment.

Because too many HUKD members read The Daily Mail.

I love Polish women. The more that come over the better :smiley:

£3646 - white edition for 8000 miles/year (10k + £120)
£3340 - red edition for 8000 miles/year (10k + £120)

not bad, not bad Bartek

Waiting list 4 weeks is not August?

In b4 'buy a used S class'

Family hatch for £139 a month all considered, that's pretty stonking.

For an engine of this size the performance is not too shabby either!

http://www.parkers.co.uk/cars/reviews/facts-and-figures/nissan/pulsar/hatchback-2014/65388/

My lease comes to an end in late July so I've asked for a callback - cheers for the heads-up OP :smiley:

My bad, got it now.

Coming here, living in our houses, using our hospitals and schools, stealin our wimmin....and pointing out hot deals on our cars :disappointed: *




*Anyone getting offended, please note there may be some of what we English refer to as 'Ze sense of humeur' in the above comment.

What a name for a company HonestJohn. Still a good deal.

Coming over here paying our taxes, taking care of our sick, doing the jobs we don't want to. Totally disgusting.

/s

Have a good day!

They were joking. This is a car deal. Let's leave it there. :stuck_out_tongue:

assuming this is manual... any deals on automatics?

Nissan is not British car.



so all bad boys came from east europe? well thanks


Coming, Living, buying a propertys, using and working in yours hospitals, teaching at your's school. now you can sit and relax. We will do all for you.

Tempting - gets 4 stars on whatcar? also this is the version to go for as well in terms of performance and running costs.

God that car is Fugly. I know the old Pulsar GTir wasn't a looker but at least it beat everything else performance wise. This thing is just woeful.

Looks good!

Nissan aren't British, but they do build cars in the UK (Sunderland).

Cheaper here:

https://www.contracthireandleasing.com/car-leasing-companies/main-dealers/colliers-nissan-birmingham/nissan/pulsar/91029899/

Try your local Nissan dealer, they may match the price. That is what I did with the last Pulsar deal posted a few weeks back and I collect the car next month for the same price that was listed on here.

Thanks ollie, very helpful that! :smirk:

there are people here who have looked at the deals. its good to socialise... maybe someone has seen deals that I have missed and are more interesting!

Well maybe you could have a look yourself and find one. You could then post it as a deal.

I love Polish women. The more that come over the better :smiley:

You say it's only £63 over 2 years, but I say it's a tank and a half worth of free fuel. 500 miles is not to be sniffed at, it's all about saving money.

then you can come on the thread and vote it cold? hehe good idea!

You're flattering yourself, I wouldn't vote at all.

You still havent learnt about the British sense of humour have you ?

thanks! now go away and comment on something about the vehicles/leasing that this thread is about.

I phoned and got a quote for a 3+23 lease (red, 8k):
1 payment of £560.47 (including £199 admin fee)
23 payments of £120.49
Total: £3331.74 over 2 years (£112.26 less than the 9+23 deal)
All VAT inclusive

£1 / mile delivery for anyone not local btw.

you do not know about ours :wink:

Does this include insurance?

'Red paint' I'm guessing it's a solid paint and not metallic?

Fire just for your last sentence:)

Dobrego dnia!

Very good deal. The car is a bit dull but the engine is lively.

I've lurked on these lease deals threads for ages waiting to pull the trigger on one of them... Not quite there yet but one of the things I've wondered - is there an ideal term for a lease in relation to spending the minimum on maintenance?

So, for example, if a car requires a service every 2 years and your lease is for 2 years must it be serviced before it is returned? Would that then make an 18 month lease more advantageous?

Any advice from the leasing experts on here appreciated.

https://www.contracthireandleasing.com/car-leasing-companies/main-dealers/colliers-nissan-birmingham/nissan/pulsar/91029903/
3+23 8k Miles total 3302

​I thought you were a...lady? :wink:

Guys stay on the topic... i need something that i can drive and with wife's blessing too

I was that place for test drive. Acocks green Bham
This car is pulsar visia special edition (steel wheels- cold for me) for alloys is extra 550.
They got good offer only for red colour- est delivery time August.
Thx

Some of you replying to comments might want to check this first..


http://www.wikihow.com/Detect-Sarcasm-in-Writing

I have got the 1.5 diesel n-connecta model I posted last month and I am very impressed. Smooth ride, feels nippy enough for every day use and the economy is unreal. 72mpg sat at 70mph cruise on the motorway. Not sure what the petrol would be like or a base model but the car itself is really good quality

And they still don't get benefits even though they pay taxes. I recently found out they don't even get care on the NHS and have to pay. I get not giving benefits to those who don't work but immigrants who do work and pay the same taxes as us should get the same benefits we get.

where does it show the different prices based upon colour ? am I missing it somewhere ? thanks.

People resident in uk get free nhs


Any person showing " habitual residence" in uk is entitled to the same benefits and health care as a uk national ... After an initial 3 months "waiting" period , which applies across the eu.

Why are there discussions on immigration on a car lease deal??

Women can fancy women, it's allowed now.

Anyway, on topic this looks like a pretty decent deal.
Goods reviews for this model, does anyone own this version?

Been looking at leasing for some time now and yet to pull the trigger.

Thanks.

Total tripe.

Indeed

More importantly , and to keep to topic , has anyone had a nightmare returning a lease car ? . Talking scratches , dents etc and highly inflated prices for repairs ? . A friend of mine used to deliver and collect lease cars and had to do a magnifying glass level inspection on collecting a car .

See here: http://www.bvrla.co.uk/advice/guidance/returning-your-leased-vehicle

I really like the nature of lease deals, only if I could use the car as my own.......letting my dog in it with dirty paws, hauling junk in it, doing tip runs, going offroad and not worrying that I will scratch something or let alone leaving it at parking lot and someone denting it...

Yeah sorry for dropping off topic for a minute there.

​think my hormones are playing up lol.
yea , I'm a woman. that last part was a joke

​Not until they've paid into it for a minimum of five years in my opinion.

Anybody come across any good deals on the the 1.5 diesel?
I'm seeing around the £160-£170 mark with 3+23 at 8kpa

hi I am new to lease cars, what happens after lease, is there option to purchase and what is recommended, i want a new car but will be able to continue much more than 2 yrs

what about dole dossers that have not worked for 2-3 generations?

That's different. They've been leaching all their lives, it's all they know.

How Honest is HonestJohn he looks dodgy to me

That was the escape goat edit move lol

To the OP - bartoshh :smile::smile::smile:

thank you very much for finding this deal. We were looking for a car to replace our current lease thats about to finish.

This is perfect for us. We have just got a red Nissan Pulsar, arriving in 6 weeks.

Many thanks :smile:

Happy to help. I did order white one. I should get my in 4 weeks time.

So am I right in thinking this is £3,340 for the 2 years?

Heat

Arseless women..........Ew.

Never understand men who like pancake ****....

Also they are living on an overcrowded island, with wages being kept down by cheap foreign labour whilst being told they're lazy!

I see Poland and Eastern Europe haven't welcomed the Third World with open arms, nor have they embraced the joy of multiculturalism... Shame on them!

Not to mention cleaning our houses, building our houses, serving our food and cleaning our hotel rooms after we've left them in a complete ****** state.

good but still no Cactus...or is that still a prickly subject on here

...In return for vastly higher wages than what they're used to, child benefits they can send home, free healthcare, free schooling, working tax credits plus other loopholes which work in their favour. Also(!!!) something that's not taken into account, free future elderly care, etc... These migrants are a short term answer. They're economic migrants, here for themselves, not for the benefit of you or Britain.

Also, please be aware, that the vast majority of these useless Brits that everybody speaks of, statistically, are actually foreign born UK nationals and second generation immigrant stock... To say a Somali, Bangladeshi or Pakistani who weren't even born here are Brits is insulting and misleading. The leftie propaganda has done well to give the impression the majority of unemployed are white dole scroungers.

Definitely true. I've worked with a couple of Polish computer technicians, great people with a great work ethic. Usually the people that complain are the ones on the dole, who spend their day playing on their PS4 and moaning they can't get a job that pays £15 an hour and won't get out of bed for less. I've met more of those kind of people than free loading foreigners I can tell you :smiley:

Not true at all... The immigrants you are talking about do not want to go to Eastern Europe and that is the problem. They want to go to Germany or UK

You have to chill out!

Island? The last time I checked the UK shared a land border with another EU member state.

Yes, and why is that do you think that is? Highest percentage of unemployment by country of birth in the UK, Somali, Bangladeshi & Pakistani, etc...

​ great Britain conquered the world now the world is conquering great Britain

OT but I can't believe how small some supermarkets make their parking spaces, even though at my local 1/4 of the spaces remain empty pretty much all the time.

I also couldn't believe the size of the spaces the first time I went to the USA - about 50% larger than ours.

Source? (Not rhetorical.)

WOW!! Just a few generalisations there! I mean I've never seen any British born Pakistani Doctors or Solicitors or Dentists or Engineers or Teachers etc etc...

Always vote YES for the lovely ladies of Poland :smirk:

I'm usually against leasing but this is ridiculously cheap. The total cost Is not far off maintaining a used car.

God, how many traitorous left wing unpatriotic corbynites are on this site? anyway good deal OP your working Tax credits should cover that no problem.

This is cheaper from WKB Nissan which is who I've gone with..
In White: £655.23 deposit, 23 payments of £109.20 - £3166 total. Delivered start of June.

Nice attempt, but to suggest anyone who wants our countries immigration policy managed against the infrastructure that supports it, and wanting the tax we all pay to be spent on the people who already lived here is hardly the same as hating people from other counties. I (like many others on here) who have family who are immigrants are offended by people like you who paint people who don't like the doors open policy to be nothing more than racists. Stop trying to polarise it around race, or hating others. You can dislike the doors open EU policy for reasons other than race or xenophobia.

Standard issue nonsensical response form your left wing Internalized racist.


Why do people like you think we are all in agreement with you?

So, how 'bout this Nissan Pulsar then? :laughing:

Yes personal and 8k. Yeah the red is £99 a month and less up front I think.. I found them through the whatcar site.

Thanks for posting, there's an Audi A4 TDI 190 S-Line for £186, 9+23, 8k miles p.a. Best I've seen for this model and spec

https://leasing.honestjohn.co.uk/personal/audi/a4/94582753/

Not voting for UKIP then ?

I need 1000 on 1st ever deal ! :smiley: thx everyone!

The xenophobic cretins on here would lease a eastern woman for £1060 dowry £195 one way ticket and £95 a month to do the job mummy did before they left home though!

Much prefer to stick with a british built Pulsar myself likes :smiley: Heat OP.

Sorry mate but you just completely misinterpreted my comment. I accused them of xenophobia because they assumed a foreigner living here must be on benefits (working tax credits specifically). That's xenophobic, regardless of your position on immigration.

Not sure why you thought I was commenting on the UK's foreign policy. But since you seem interested, I will agree with you that an open door policy has a lot of negative side effects and although I think it could work in the future, it just doesn't in today's world.

I took you to 980c what do I win ?

Haha, say what? What on earth makes you think I'm "left wing"? Because I called you xenophobic for assuming a foreigner must be on benefits? Aww, diddums... does it hurt when you get called out?

Rather than do what successive governments want you to do, GO argue with your MP's...jeezuz brits are so easily lead up the garden path. Labour and Tories have spent nearly a century making mutton out of lamb.

Okay, good idea, time to make the MPs listen... let's get some real change goi... OOH LOOK, Chromecast half price again, I'm gonna buy a few of those instead :sunglasses:

Your award - thank you very much!

Can all the racist xenophobic morons that are posting off topic and ruining the thread just **** off.

I'm sure there is plenty of such "debate" going on on your usual fora like stormfront or the daily mail comments section.

heat added - 1000 C°!

Sorry, but I don't know ant couple that she is British and he is Eastern European, but I know quite a few other way round though. So 'stealin our lads' shouldn't that say?

So is this to lease a Nissan or an Immigrant ? What does an immigrant do to the gallon ?

:stuck_out_tongue:

perhaps go into tv propaganda products, reverse thrust :wink:

Voted hot just for the immigration comments. Both sides have right. As immigrant I don't like these people who are coming here for the benefits. I am working in a factory and never had the need to apply for benefits. In my country it's a shame to take benefits( I am talking about perfectly fine men and women). That means you cannot support yourself, you are a loser, incapable, not thinking half man.

I like Polish women so much I married one. :-D

Good find OP, Heat added :sunglasses:

Had one of these as a hire car, just like a Golf only the boot is much bigger. Hot deal

1166 heat. Nearing the engine capacity :smiley:

Not for me but an amazing deal...the 3 +23 8k is particularly attractive.

Heat added.

I am am also an immigrant............ from Mars. You humans all suck. Good deal but driving it back home will cost me in milage payments. Good car for nipping around the traffic filled cities.

I am in the similar situation, my neighbour is still keeping his 10yr old fabia while i have changed to my third bimmer within that time. They go on oversea trips every summer while I am stuck with Haven having to wait for some kind souls here to post the Sun promotion!

I feel i am entitled for at least an oversea trip in the summer (all inclusive) but I am not prepared to let go my sinny bimmer, how can I compete with my neighbour...
:disappointed: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa

Perhaps you could move back in with your parents & work 7 days a week until your 95. :smirk:

Try before you buy. Those little turbo engines don't suit everyone. I had the Qashqai with this engine, the car will bog down if you come off the turbo at low speeds, fine when you're going but the lack of power at low revs can catch you out. Expect mid 40s mpg not the crazy paper figures. Still ok for a mid sized petrol car but maybe not what is implied by the lab tests.

I have a Pulsar, my first ever lease car and am not disappointed in all respects. great sized family car with decent boot & loads of leg room front & back (family of 4 & husband is 6 ft 3 inches!). would highly recommend

£199 admin fee for filling in a few forms that is a salesman's job anyway? Blatant rip-off.

The more the merrier!
Come to Scotland we've an ageing population and loads of space!

And is a play on the fact that years ago back street car sales were made from a scruffy piece of land and a nissan hut and given the name Honest John, Honest Dave or Peters Quality Cars making people think they were getting a good deal. Much like today really.

But arn't their cars 100% bigger than ours?

Freudian slip? I've driven a few Nissan sheds in my time but never a hut... :stuck_out_tongue:

If you want to see how honest small, second hand car dealers tend to be go and stand at a car auction and see how many of them are bidding on cars of very dubious origin.

Since when has Barcelona been in Britain?

Sorry you can't educate me on that one, I used to be a car transporter driver and picked up and delivered to auction sites hundreds of times. Also one dealer we collected for bought cars that had been on lease in the Grimsby area and were well embellished with rust and a couple off days in his workshop and they looked better than the day they left the Toyota factory, sorry didn't mean to say Toyota, a look which probably only lasted for 6 months or less.

Plural of forum.

Must try to keep up with the kids, man I'm only mid 30's lol

Dope bro @bigbloke

:smile:

One community man...and i dont mean that chav ridden council estate down the road from you :wink:

It you're not your

Was that your attempt at correcting someone's English? Great job.

Thought hippies disappeared years ago, could you explain what you mean in English please, me no understand gibberish.

I heard One community man is great in the new Captain America: Civil War film :o

Do I have to pay for insurance if I go for the deal guys? Thanks

Yep, insurance is not included.

a 'new' car is only new when still at the showroom, after driving it for a month the 'new effect' has worn off even for the most consumeristic and materialistic minded then its a 'used car' :sunglasses:

its called the law of materialistic diminishing returns:smile:

I am British and I have always wondered about the British sense of humour or rather lack of it

You are talking about great size, decent boots, loads of leg, and 6ft :innocent: inches, are u sure u r describing a car or your fantasy girl ?!

Cold, I got a 25 year old Austin Maestro 1.0L in Brown with brown seats for less than 1 months payment and it only breaks down 3 times a month.

Please post pics!

Just consulted the map - Great Britain definitely an island. Land border between Ulster and Eire, but on closer inspection they're on an island too. :wink:

Disappointed. Not dark brown :disappointed:

Great Britain is an island. I was talking about the UK.

Sorry, it's more beige than brown

Is that the exact position it has been in since the day it left the dealers. :smile:

Some people, actually believe we'd have a health service without European or other expats. Obviously this was a joke comment, but it shows just how much the 'leave' campaign has focused on racism. The fact is that if we leave or stay nothing regarding free movement of people will change, take a look at Norway or Switzerland, and the agreements they have adopted the same agreements that the UK will have to adopt in there's a Brexit. Nothing will change, apart from the government will have even less accountability . my HotUKDeal would be to buy dollars ahead of a likely Braxit!
Rant over!

Forgive my ignorance, but you have to get some insurance on top of this right?

You don't have to. But you wouldn't be able to drive it anywhere if you didn't. Not legally at any rate.

Just got this for the missus, as good as matched at my local Nissan dealer.

24 months, 8K miles, White
£711 deposit then 23 * £115 (No admin free).

Delivery 4-6 week but confident it will be by the end of this month.

Is that also a lease or is it PCP?

'A' reggie, you're doing yourself a disservice, it's 32 years old at least

It's a lease. Total outlay over 2 years should be £3,356 (including deposit). Equivalent of £139 a month or £35 a week.

Her current car is 13 years old, worth about £700 and is due MOT next month. It'll probably need 2 new tyres which are about £150 and she's paying £13 a month road tax.

Leasing, she'll be driving round in a brand new car for 2 years. New tyres / exhaust etc... No MOT required, £0 road tax first year and £30 for second.

Nice one Numpty!

Who are you calling a numpty, you brains of a jelly fish.

Peace and love :smile:

Quick q, if anyone can answer, after the term is the deposit returned? if yes can you pick another car without paying another deposit?

It's not a refundable deposit. Read "initial payment".

Rang them yesterday and was told all stock of this Visia now gone.

They just rang me to cancel the deal. Idiots.

rang me too and cancelled - total morons!

Soooo... maybe expire this?

I ordered my ages ago. I put that deal on HUKD so I ordered my before all You. I need to get my deposit back.

They are Polish, not daft!!!

I saw one the other day, AND it was moving!! On its own, not on a trailer...

They called me today to cancel - why the extra week, I'm not sure.
It's a shame but at least I have until the end of July to sort another lease out.

What was the reason for cancellation?

They said that Nissan changed the prices so the lease was unprofitable.
On hindsight, I'm not sure that it was the real reason as nobody on this thread has had their lease cancelled.

Hmmm, I've ordered myself - black over 36 months. Not heard anything yet. I don't understand why they would offer a lease that they can't honour. Surely the order would be made with Nissan at the point you complete the paperwork with Sandicliffe at the price at that time.

Fingers crossed they don't cancel mine - I've sold my current car just waiting this to arrive :O

I had my lease cancelled

anyone else who had their lease cancelled struggling to get the £199 admin fee back?

We are finding them to be a total nightmare to deal with

If it was paid by card it can take up to 28 days, get your card company involved. Do give them a chance though, it's only 2 little old ladies and a tea boy in the office. :smile:

Sorry to hear that...
You ordered through the linked dealership (Colliers Nissan Birmingham) and not Sandhurst?

thanks for your message

Sandicliffe Nissan Nottingham are the people we dealt with, I thought I called the number through the honest John website

Never mind, getting a different car now, would just like our admin fee money back

thanks

Sandicliffe are the largest Nissan dealer in the UK, I'm sure you'll get your money back as long as they are not about to go bust :O

Had mine cancelled over the weekend.

Mike.

Whilst Sandicliffe have the biggest dealership site in the UK, 2 other companies lay claim to the biggest dealership on the web, but all three are big players.