Real feel? How did they manage to bottle the sensation of reluctance and disappointment?

Popped here for comments. Never disappointing.

No those things are what you use this for :smiley:

Is it safe to use on sheep.

what`s wrong with lard?

​no, I think that would be - if you didn't use it!!!

​After watching 'Last Tango in Paris'...

Flora is much easier to spread!

​I tried that but it's Clover before you know it.

fire a few glass,s of pernod down her ,works a treat everytime.

Sticky and tacky had that problem with their aloe and strawberry lubes if this is the same will give it a miss and stick with Wicked sensitive lube

If a woman could get this inside her uterus there'd be something seriously wrong with her. You need to brush up on your anatomy. It's a chunky bottle if one really felt the need to it could be used vaginally as a sex toy more chance if your batteries have died you'd use your toy sans power or resort to hands before resorting to this bottle

Hmmm you havent seen the size of some of my mates girlfriends orbits!
At least it wasnt Uranus! Phew!!!

Nothing like a dab of Philipo Berio on yer sausage and you can cook with it after so why bother with this stuff!

"Uterus"? It's not a planet, mate.

Can any ladies comment on whether the bottle can be eased into your Uterus and used as a improvised sex toy during a catastrophic battery battery failure situation?

http://m.tesco.com/h5/groceries/r/www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=254918067&gclid=COitrJ-t_csCFQbgGwodjyUDxQ&gclsrc=aw.ds

you're welcome folks

Is this the one that burns?

The Durex 'Real Feel' like the 'Play' offers around 25 squirts, so I make that to be 3.8p a ****. You can't beat cheap sex. Bargain, voted hot

Got this for mum last time it was on offer. Good timing as it's almost finished.

Good for beer kegs

What a pain in the **** using this would be.

Haha, lube! Right everybody? I only have to look at it and I start laughing.

Can it be used on animals

is it any good for car battery terminals?

Damn right, in fact that's what the careline is for, they'll send you a cheque for the cost of it (in my experience)..

Cheaper than tabasco sauce :smile:

Anyone wanna go to Asda for me?

Depends if you like giving it up the pumper!

Will this be suitable for a Golf Mk 4 diesel?

After they started making spreadable butter and the added oil caused the sort of fire nightmares are made of. :confused:

Interesting insight into some less common aspects of sexulalty.

thanks op ordered for my milfs and gilfs.

And I bet they didn't even use RealFeel© when they did it.

I paid a fiver for some of this, now I feel like I've been shafted.

Huh! Wimmin! Can't do it with them, CAN replace them with a bottle of lube.

The catch is, it comes with a free cucumber . . . Happy shopping boys :smiley:

Very tacky when dry, Sliquid is really good, not cheap though.

When did people stop using butter?

I nipped down to Asda and there's a sign on leaving the store "please come again"

Great price. I refilled all the alcohol gel pump bottles at work with this, oh how we laughed...

Clean up on isle 3!

The colour of the packaging makes it look like it's designed for rear entry.

In true hotukdeal member fashion i'll skip this and use some spit.

The real feel is free especially when you are packing heat like myself.

Excellent on ice cream.

Is it safe to use on sheep.

Yes, it is very pleasant, and do it without woman involved...

Here, try this:

am a missing something but if your having to lube it up aren't u doing it wrong?

Fair enough really, hadn't actually checked what was in it, just know it's the best you can get atm.

This durex stuff isn't that bad, but it's more of a tacky feel and goes quite sticky when it dries. Liquid silk is more like hand moisturiser :man: when it dries.

Hottest deal today!! Made me chuckle

I spilled some of this stuff on the cat once by accident. Took me three weeks to catch it!

Handy for getting rid of squeaks in cracks n cranny's :smile:

Yep. So right. Women are alright, but not so good as the real thing. :smiley:

Real feel? How did they manage to bottle the sensation of reluctance and disappointment?

Surely there are cheaper lubricants to use on your bike chains and door hin............oh I see

Better than suppositories? :smile:

Me and my Nan could do with this

Not worth it, even for 95p its utter garbage, just like everything from Durex.

A bottle of liquid silk will (or should) last you a good few months, and you can regularly get them 2 for a tenner on eBay for the big bottles.

If you fly through it though, don't worry. Your woman just loves another dude that's all.

Asda baby oil £1 for 300ml bottle. Does the job every time when the lady friends are feeling brave.

a very hot (and sticky) deal :smile:

Hot. Do asda sell disposable latex gloves?

It's for items like this that we praise the lord that they invented self service checkouts!

Actually the pumps are really useful as cheap yet secure screwtop, pump lock down holiday dispensers (asides from getting lucky) good for short stay shampoo's & soaps etc) #Ultimaterecycler :laughing:

Butter is only 50p in asda

We do it without now

That's my mum's birthday present sorted

"Bum's gone to Asda!"

Ball or aerosol?

Save it until you get home ! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/17/01/29AE894500000578-3127275-The_couple_were_spotted_on_the_floor_of_the_shopping_centre_alle-m-17_1434499477254.jpg

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So unlikely to be available in many stores.

So is it bottled spit.

Well if we're going for realistic does it only last about 30 seconds?

Rat Oil.:stuck_out_tongue:

Does it have the real fishy taste and smell too?

If the. Pump stops working you could always take it back. Lol.

You're missing the point here. :wink:

Bottle is a funny shape

Its not for using under arms or under anything else to freshen up :stuck_out_tongue:

Might buy it if they can get a 'Real taste' version.

I like this part of the description too..' ASDA is unable to accept liability for any inaccuracies . So I expect I will still get the blame for trying the back door then? :confused:

Maybe if you are single, the rest of us use this for adult* situations, but it's the plastic pump that bothers me. I got a few of these the last good offer and every one has gone wrong and not pumped when it should have pumped :neutral_face:
So you end up taking off the top and easing it out. :confused:





* Such as, fitting your hand between a stuck bottom engine mount and the gearbox and refitting said engine mount**








** Real life experiences I have had

This thread is getting spunky

Popped here for comments. Never disappointing.

Cheaper than most of those expensive hand moisturisers you can get :stuck_out_tongue:

great on ice cream

​Now THAT'S my type of humour!!!

I'll add this to my dads shopping list

No those things are what you use this for :smiley:

Good find op, heat added

Use swarfega, has the same results :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah :smile: