I stumbled across a 'breast milk baby doll' in the toy section of Amazon the other day...
you can also buy a top to encourage your breast milk baby doll to suckle :confused:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Berjuan-Breast-Milk-Baby-Top/dp/B00CDN3V0I
Maybe we need a 'creepy items' thread :laughing:

Make the kids sit down to do urine or poo so they learn to do it properly inside the toilet

Have some heat for an entertaining description :smiley:

That kid in the picture has good aim. I still manage to miss when I'm practically merged with a urinal! :laughing:

Omg! I so nearly bought one!

why kids wud do well on our building site for some

Wtf :confused:

Have some heat for an entertaining description :smiley:

So its a urinal for creepy kids, form an orderly queue..............

Would be great to have seen judge's reaction to this if it had been on Dragon's Den.

On long journeys you could stick one on a car in a lay by

That kid in the picture has good aim. I still manage to miss when I'm practically merged with a urinal! :laughing:

I stumbled across a 'breast milk baby doll' in the toy section of Amazon the other day...
you can also buy a top to encourage your breast milk baby doll to suckle :confused:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Berjuan-Breast-Milk-Baby-Top/dp/B00CDN3V0I
Maybe we need a 'creepy items' thread :laughing:

:neutral_face: and we say why children are getting messed up some weirdos are making some sick items whats next sex pretend toys for kids :confused:

Jesus from 5+! Can kids not be kids anymore???

Make the kids sit down to do urine or poo so they learn to do it properly inside the toilet

Ha ha ha brilliant!! Heat

hahaha hope the kid has good aim!.... if not a very busy person cleaning up after them and a very stinky bathroom!... putting it nicely :smiley:

​omg too much :confused:

I know, I think I went into shock for a while when I saw it

yeah it gets weirder every day https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc

I don't understand it's not April the first

my ex bought my little boy one of these round and I was a little lost for words, it's not a whole unit either we didn't bother and I gave it to the charity shop ( after explaining it wasn't my purchase)

just weird but then so is his father

None of us had these ridiculous contraptions when we were kids and we managed pretty well. Ludicrous

Far too weird for 7.30am, far too weird for any time of day.

I'm going to buy one to see if I can train my male dog to use this. Save me getting up at ridiculous o'clock to let him out for a pee! :smile:

I'm not suggesting that I'm critising the suggestion that children should be made to sit to wee "properly".

Us women could use this with a she wee

Might get this for myself in the man cave

Ordered one for the newly refurbished pub nearby. They install it, unaware that the sight of a giant green demon's maw trying to chew off a drunkard's knob will terrify the poor sod into spraying uncontrollably everywhere...

They have missed a trick.... It should really have a tablet holder and cup holder.

Brilliant idea. You can move it higher and higher up the wall for training. Then, when your kid goes to school he will boss the 'how high can you **** up the wall' competition in the school lavs.

If those eyes were push led lights it would be perfect for those midnight runs :smiley:

I love it have some Heat :stuck_out_tongue:

They have already sold 3,226.

So if you thought your business idea was doomed to failure...

dam my sons too old now and can pee okay lol.

Any good for the non binary amongst us!!

Why don't we just sell dolls without bottles too!!!!

I don't think they're creepy or weird. They may be weird to females who aren't used to seeing them. Could be used in conjunction with traditional potty. I don't think they're essential or even necessary, but for less than a tenner it's probably more appealing and exciting for little boys than peeing in their nappy.

My boys using this at the moment and doing really well with it. Like an old man with one arm against the wall whilst doing the business with the other. I'm so proud.

I still struggle to see the huge benefit of standing up to wee as opposed to sitting down. Surely its some conspiracy so that men's toilets can get away with a bare minimum of cubicles! :neutral_face:

:confused: love the picture! Kid trying to make the shot!

So why do I have to stand in a puddle of p**s every time I use public toilet?

And don't get me started on (not) washing hands..

Given that our public bogs are now proudly omnisexual, this is clearly the means by which we can train men and women of the future alike to use the same kind of orifice while maintaining the maximum amount of public exposure for the genetically uncertain to more consider the biological convenience of anatomical modification on a practical level.

Some of the comments jeez. You don't have to own one. But the benefits so far have been.

1) He enjoys peeing into it. Bonus encouragement!

2)If he wants to go whilst someone is using it. Again bonus.

3) easy to clean

4) Hasn't missed in it so far as if you put it at the correct height just shouldn't be an issue.

5) really easy to empty down the toilet.

6) and like someone mentioned maybe in jest but also true. When they meet a urinal, because they will! He will go hey I've used one of these before. Except it hasn't got the little thing that spins round when i pee on it.

I personally think this deal is taking the p**s :wink:

Anyone know if Banggood will be getting any more supplies of the Sharia Hole-in-the-Floor with the One-Handed Washbasin? I can think of a couple of specialist fast food outlets in my town who could use them. Poor **** have to rely on a dark corner of the alley or recess next to their shops and a milk bottle of tap water at the moment. Simply awful that we Brits force them into such squalid conditions while splashing out (pardon the pun) on novelty slashbar's for our kids - especially when those 'training' items only serve to reinforce archaic and traditional notions of gender and binary interpretations of anatomy, instead of teaching them the various possibilities from the youngest age and letting them decide at a later stage when they can best handle the impact of their choice.

I thought it was s##t, but my wife pointed out the error of my ways. She said it clearly explains her need to clean the bathroom twice a day.

Public toilets that have **** all over it you should go in and use the main toilet with the door I know I would. Standing up is wetting all over it needs a cleaning job afterwards sitting down you can do it directly inside. Do you poo standing up in a public toilet by the way no sitting down so move your bum next time and do it sitting down it will also help the person who cleans up for you.

Ok that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Why's the little lad got his finger up his bum??

Disgusting why are you even zooming to look :confused:

It is perfectly natural for a child to feed a baby with a bottle.
Simulating breast suckling is just creepy. :confused:

I have one and it's the worst thing ever, it never sticks to the wall and your forever cleaning up **** from the floor

Heat for funny description and good price lol.

wwoooaa.
my kids sit on the toilet, but in schools they stand up.
the smell is horrible if they stand up at home !
all boys stand up in schools and leave a drop on seat, so iv told mine to stand up.

Wait, you mean to say you don't do this when you wee?

We got my son one of these, to encourage him coming to toilet train, at 7 and still in nappies will try anything now, but the size in that photo is very misleading they are very small, they don't stick to the walls very well...

But I had to have a go at spinning its klacker! Mum was not impressed! :smirk:

Unless it's a rant from a bog cleaner.

​Creepy if you think breastfeeding is creepy, maybe.

Not at all, breastfeeding is perfectly natural... however children breastfeeding is creepy.

I'm sure lots of grown men also need a bit of practice at hitting the target.

Though - ever since time has begun little girls have "fed" baby dolls with a toy bottle. We should certainly be doing more to promote breastfeeding in the minds and hearts of the average person, so it becomes a socially acceptable thing to do. I think the way to achieve that is to be more accepting of public breastfeeding to create an environment where women can do so without some old man complaining and showing them to the toilet.

Wonder how you empty it? I wouldn't fancy pulling the suckers from the wall while it was full! :confused:

BOSSES of Barton Grange Garden Centre (Preston) are flushed with success after winning first prize in an international garden centre toilet award.

The front comes away from the unit you then pour down the toilet. Still don't get what's weird about it. And mine has stuck to the wall no problem with the suckers. Some strange folk in this thread.

The front comes away from the unit you then pour down the toilet. Still don't get what's weird about it. And mine has stuck to the wall no problem with the suckers. Some strange folk in this thread. This has only been of benefit to my boy as he doesn't like using the potty to pee.

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Ha ha, I obviously didn't. That's a cheap shot.

​Ha ha, I obviously didn't. That's a cheap shot.

That comment you just made, is what makes it creepy. Bottle is not natural way of feeding children. Breast is natural way of feeding. Man invented the bottle, not the boob. ;-)

YES, but children don't have milk producing boobs do they!
A child can feed a baby with a bottle in the real world..... but it cant feed a baby with it's boobs can it.
I'm not disputing that breast feeding is the most natural way of feeding a baby... it's just not a natural way for a child to feed a baby.

I want one of these for my bathroom.

I can't promise I won't take a sh*t in there though