Wilko Lubricant Strawberry and Vanilla 50ml - £0.47 @ Wilko

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Wilko Lubricant Strawberry and Vanilla 50ml 47p @ Wilko C&C

£0.47 Wilko4 Mar 16

Source: HotUKDeals | Deals > Groceries

Opening post

shabbird

4 Mar 16

Im sorry but this has to be posted as it made me smile. Feel me, stay low. (see photo) classic. :-)

Our strawberry and vanilla flavoured lubricant is sweet, smooth and fruity. Can be used anywhere, anytime.

Lubricant can ease dryness and intimate discomfort whilst creating a sensual experience.

Always read the label.

This is not a food. This product is not a contraceptive and does not contain spermicide. Use within 1 year of opening. Always read instructions.

Top comments

*Sloman*

4 Mar 16 66 #3

Mother's day present sorted, thanks OP :wink:

westendtoo to snowflake75

4 Mar 16 42 #17

Could be used in a similar way to loosen your nuts.

caverncity

4 Mar 16 22 #6

Use within 1 year of opening, I assume they mean the bottle.

GigahurtzUK

4 Mar 16 20 #7

You - Hello ive come to pick up a click n collect order

Wilko - Yes sir what was the item you ordered?

You - Strawberry and Vanilla flavour lubricant!

Latest comments (102)

6ixFoot1

4 Mar 16 2 #61

No longer need to spend on expensive brands, only goes down the waste pipe

getmeone to 6ixFoot1

9 Mar 16 #102

Try putting it up the waste pipe.

kane7990

9 Mar 16 #101

is this safe to use on animals?

Bozo99

7 Mar 16 1 #100

This is the very first time I have commented on a post. It is so funny I just could not resist. Hope to see more like it, good deal or not.

Gollywood

5 Mar 16 #99

Depends what you mean by 'drain pipes' :smirk:

modaj1

5 Mar 16 #98

fishy

The_Bounty_Bear

5 Mar 16 1 #96

It's a bit naff this stuff. Does not last and has that artificial smell of strawberry and the pump packs up pretty much straight away. For basic nice lube Love Honey's "Enjoy"is probably as good value and fit for purpose .

modaj1 to The_Bounty_Bear

5 Mar 16 #97

its got a very fish aftertaste hasn't it?! :stuck_out_tongue:

sarsar1

5 Mar 16 3 #95

Can I use this instead as it penetrates and lubricates 2 in 1

http://www.wilko.com/content/ebiz/wilkinsonplus/invt/0132876/0132876_l.jpg

snowflake75

5 Mar 16 #94

is it you that shimmys up my drainpipes at night eh??? lol

Gollywood

5 Mar 16 #93

Yes

snotty

5 Mar 16 1 #91

I've taken the plunge and splashed out on a couple...

Parallax to snotty

5 Mar 16 3 #92

:confused: I see, was this consensual on their part?

Robot714

5 Mar 16 2 #90

This one is a better value

cfphoenix

5 Mar 16 1 #89

Nah, this comes in handy when the wife makes an excuse...e.g. headache, tired, period, etc...

kidou

5 Mar 16 #88

Cold. I use i cant believe its not butter. more bang for your buck!

snowflake75

5 Mar 16 #87

cheeky monkey....are you stalking me????

jaheermk

5 Mar 16 #86

Not sure if your being sarcastic but either way I'm stocking up

ktm666

5 Mar 16 1 #85

Really? I pitty your missus. If your only popping down the shops, fine, but I'd expect you'd need to top up the oil on a car if your driving all the way to heaven and back...

Brando4000

5 Mar 16 #81

Hodge twins would say: busting all kinds of nuts... Going balls deep... Using ur mushroom tip. Legends.

jaheermk to Brando4000

5 Mar 16 #84

Sugar walls.....with only the nuts hanging out

porca

5 Mar 16 1 #83

Dear hotuk deals. My wife works in wilko, when she burps or breaks wind I can smell strawberries. Should I leave her?

*Sloman*

4 Mar 16 66 #3

Mother's day present sorted, thanks OP :wink:

imransaeed to *Sloman*

5 Mar 16 #77

:confused:

sparklehedgehog to *Sloman*

5 Mar 16 #82

She'll need more than one bottle for that bunch of squaddies!!!

mercedes72

5 Mar 16 2 #80

Sure the Ex wife had a fish version of this :confused:

sunama

4 Mar 16 1 #68

I'm a little confused.
Is this used in a pan, when cooking, to prevent food from sticking to the bottom of the pan?
Given the strawberry flavour, I am assuming this is more for sweet food, as opposed to savoury or main courses.
I could make use of this when making porridge, though how strong is the strawberry flavouring?

Gollywood to sunama

5 Mar 16 1 #70

I think that could be the new Oxford Dictionary definition of 'Confused' :smile:

GimmiSomeOfThat to sunama

5 Mar 16 1 #73

Perfect for frying a sausage and a couple of eggs

iibdii to sunama

5 Mar 16 #79

its for constipation an~all

aratkin

5 Mar 16 #78

What are the instructions?

AppStar

5 Mar 16 1 #76

Maybe his caps lock key is broken with all that pounding?

cabbage10

4 Mar 16 #23

Can u get this in tesco?

AppStar to cabbage10

5 Mar 16 #75

Yes, I'm pretty sure Tesco stock Wilkinson products and vice versa.

jaheermk

5 Mar 16 #74

ahah is dat a joke xddd im 12

jaheermk

4 Mar 16 #64

what is this? am the only one that dont get it?

Gollywood to jaheermk

4 Mar 16 #65

Its the new Wilkinson range of jam doughnuts :neutral_face:

BigAde to jaheermk

5 Mar 16 3 #72

You're not alone. How long have you been married?

Farhan007

5 Mar 16 5 #71

Who else clicked just for the comments?

ijw0161

5 Mar 16 #69

Classy

eksbee1

4 Mar 16 #67

ndl

4 Mar 16 #66

It's better to misspell one word but know another language, grammar nazi :laughing:

Carlov

4 Mar 16 #63

That explains why Richard always smell of strawberries!

GigahurtzUK

4 Mar 16 20 #7

You - Hello ive come to pick up a click n collect order

Wilko - Yes sir what was the item you ordered?

You - Strawberry and Vanilla flavour lubricant!

Meathotukdeals to GigahurtzUK

4 Mar 16 2 #48

Tell me about it. I mean - Strawberry and Vanilla!

jeds to GigahurtzUK

4 Mar 16 1 #62

Ordered just for the comical value of this conversation!

..ND..

4 Mar 16 #29

Great for a dirty hinge.

anglo to ..ND..

4 Mar 16 1 #60

.....don't leave Bracket out!

shabbird

4 Mar 16 1 #59

I was laughing out loud when I first saw this deal and so decided to post it.
But the comments you genius people have come out with during the whole day is really priceless. <3

h0tdeal

4 Mar 16 1 #58

Hot and wet op.
It'll be dripping like a lamb roast.

BenderRodriguez

4 Mar 16 5 #46

louiselouise to BenderRodriguez

4 Mar 16 #57

Nobody does a leery grin like Tom Baker.

"Tom's Putting It In Now" (you'll probably only get that if you read Popbitch).

Hurricane69

4 Mar 16 #56

My missus prefers Deep Heat.

snackbar2016

4 Mar 16 3 #55

Bought 10 of these from my local wilko today. later I'm going to lube myself up and pretend to be a slug!

jewelie

4 Mar 16 1 #39

Anyone got the list of ingredients? Water based, I notice, but not a lot more information.

shabbird to jewelie

4 Mar 16 1 #40

I looked for them as well but didn't see any :disappointed:

fatbiker to jewelie

4 Mar 16 1 #44

I don't think they were serious about the ice cream suggestion. But if you're allergic to nuts I wouldn't have thought this would be your first choice :laughing:

therealclaireh to jewelie

4 Mar 16 3 #54

The site is lacking in this vital piece of information, going to say based on my knowledge of different lubes if you have ever had a bad reaction to lube or are avoiding anything with glycerine or paraben's in don't go for this

getmeone

4 Mar 16 #52

If anyone is in Wilko, can they look out for other flavours. Particularly fond of Tartare. Let me know.

BenderRodriguez to getmeone

4 Mar 16 #53

Mayo works better with Tuna.

snowflake75

4 Mar 16 17 #5

is this like WD40

westendtoo to snowflake75

4 Mar 16 42 #17

Could be used in a similar way to loosen your nuts.

dealomatic to snowflake75

4 Mar 16 2 #43

Yeah, it'll probably be found in the Hardware aisle! :wink:

Gollywood to snowflake75

4 Mar 16 #51

From what you usually say, I suspect you'll need something more 'industrial' to resolve your rustiness :smile:

Gollywood

4 Mar 16 4 #50

You mean 'GCSE English'? :smile:

Meathotukdeals

4 Mar 16 1 #49

I was going to use it anywhere any time but the woman on the bus gave me a funny look as I got it from my shopping bag so thought best not to.

Again.

BenderRodriguez

4 Mar 16 2 #47

It's not just for the ladies...

https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1385611183ra/7184823.gif

wishihadadonkey

4 Mar 16 7 #10

"Can be used anywhere, anytime." I'm off to the bank later, if I don't return, you know that's a mis-description :innocent:

w_orbit to wishihadadonkey

4 Mar 16 2 #45

I tend to do my banking online now... :confused:

Going_Digital

4 Mar 16 4 #42

See the items people bought at the same time lol

Baby Oil, OK a bit of a slippery theme going on here...
Antiperspirant, Yep don't want to work up a sweat...
Ovulation Test! she has a motive !
Corn Pads, eerm not sure how that fits into the plan...
Womens sensitive razor, pretend you are a porn star....
Pain killers just in case, no not tonight I have a headache excuse. All set!

Stealth_Fox

4 Mar 16 4 #41

Great to use in conjunction with the virgin experience day IMHO

Hull-Tommo

4 Mar 16 1 #38

Don't let this deal slip through your fingers.

mattster

4 Mar 16 #37

No lube for the brown?? :confused: You have a lady??? :laughing:

Dyslexic_Dog

4 Mar 16 5 #36

Is that a spelling mistake?

toiletseatlicker

4 Mar 16 2 #35

This could make my mountain bike smell really nice.....

modaj1

4 Mar 16 1 #27

no good mines takes 5ltrs! :disappointed:

paulandpam1 to modaj1

4 Mar 16 2 #34

She must have been around the block a few times then :stuck_out_tongue:

amour3k

4 Mar 16 1 #33

OUCH!!, DWL!, jokers, lol.

gazz33

4 Mar 16 1 #32

You put all of it in just like Redex almost immediately runs and sounds a lot smoother also helps to clean any harmful deposits :confused:

urbanlegend11

4 Mar 16 9 #31

I pity your gcse english results.

ollie87

4 Mar 16 1 #30

You of course know that blood makes a great lubricant.

HammerTime10

4 Mar 16 #28

This is lovely on some ice cream! -:laughing:

Doods1875

4 Mar 16 2 #26

I "pitty" you poor guys who've missed the humour element of this post.........

ah_heng

4 Mar 16 1 #25

Why does it need flavour? :smiley:

gazz33

4 Mar 16 11 #20

I would just take the top off and pour it in :neutral_face:

fatbiker to gazz33

4 Mar 16 6 #24

But how much do you pour in ? The original dipstick was deemed no longer useful. And the new one doesn't reach to the bottom of the sump. :confused::disappointed:

dale86uk

4 Mar 16 #22

Pmsl at all off da comments. Hi gary say hi to the kids for me pal xxx

boostii

4 Mar 16 2 #21

By the time we have used this, then had sex, my missus will be getting pretty used to having stuff sprayed over her.

Gollywood

4 Mar 16 3 #19

Cheap for a reason. The spray feature becomes blocked after first use.

I know......

ndl

4 Mar 16 8 #18

I pity you poor guys, who have dry ladies.

Dyslexic_Dog

4 Mar 16 12 #16

Will this be any good for my motorbike chain?
It's a bargain for 50p and should smell nice.

therealclaireh

4 Mar 16 8 #15

Wonder how bad it tastes, I've tried strawberry lube tasted disgusting I've tried vanilla lube tasted so good I would've used it as a sauce on desserts.

alien911

4 Mar 16 4 #14

Is it sugar free?

keiran5517

4 Mar 16 1 #13

OOS :confused:

Carlov

4 Mar 16 2 #12

"........................................" Insert graphic cream jokes here.

caverncity

4 Mar 16 3 #11

This is one product you can slip up buying.