"PRICE CHECK VAGISIL TILL 4, THAT'S PRICE CHECK ON VAGISIL, TILL 4...."

I was going to make a joke but decided I won't. Was £5, but scans at 25p. The price seems a bit fishy to me?!

So what's wrong with Dettol and a wire brush?

As bad as when I had to buy the wife a pack of Always... I had a voucher which the cashier didn't know how to redeem until about 5 assistants sorted it and a queue full of people waiting staring at me holding the pack... Awkward!!

Got it in one. :smiley:

God, I hope she ain't a member and reads this thread.
There can't be many Mcvitie Stephs around surely?

​Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he put his fingers into her vagina and then sniffed them, only to realise they smelt of digestive biscuits.

Still don't get it? Explain please!

Ok. Final one from me...

Woman sat on her own in a carraige on a train. A young business man walks in and sits opposite her. He opens his briefcase and gets his lunch out which is a large King prawn salad. The prawns are whole so he picks each one up individually and starts to pick and suck the prawns out of their shells, slurping and chomping away without due regard for the woman in front. When finished he throws the carcasses out of a top window that he has opened in the carriage. He continues doing this with each prawn and eventually the woman, who has put up with it for so long, has had enough...She politely asks him to stop. With a smug look on his face, he cockily says "Look, I've paid full price for a ticket on this train. I'll do what the hell I please " He carries on till he eventually finishes the lot and feeling full he decides to have a little nap after his lunch. The woman reaches down for her bag and brings out some knitting to finish off on the journey. The clicking sound of the knitting needles is disturbing the guys sleep. He opens one eye and asks if the lady would stop because he can't sleep. " I too have paid full price for a ticket on this train, so I'll also do as I please " she replies, and continues her knitting. Humiliated and aggravated, he suddenly stands up, grabs the knitting and throws it out of the open window. She immediately stands up and pulls the emergency cord. The train judders and screeches to a halt. " Ha Ha. You'll get a £100 fine for pulling that cord " the man sniggers. The woman also sniggers and replies "Yes...And you'll get 10 years when the police smell your fingers"



....I'll get my other coat

Sorry, his fingers smelt of digestive biscuits.

I couldn't help myself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f58ciWGU6Ag:laughing:

I'm feeling poor and stupid already. :wink:

Manfred Mann's Earth Band 1976 "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night.."

Hot! Hot! Hot!

So is this deal.

Someone has also posted this which I think would be a perfect match.....

http://www.gardenersworld.com/win/win-a-battery-operated-garden-sprayer/430.html

a bit of a "crack"ing deal here

Unfortuanate for me, wife, no love it.

Midnight jiggle! Love it :smiley:

A litre of bleach is only 50p

Showed this great deal to my wife... to say she was ungrateful is an understatement.

Will never understand women. :disappointed:

Saw thread, came in for the lulz. Leaving satisfied.

And what do men use... Penicillin?

Not a deal.

I'll do intimate washes for free

crackIN deal

That reminds me, fish n chips Fridays :stuck_out_tongue:

​Should have just opened the pack and stuck some to your head and told the waiting queue you are "always" up for a laugh! :stuck_out_tongue:

What a load of pollocks

Just jolted a school days memory of my Chemistry teacher telling a class of 14 year old lads, "Boys, there are only two things like taste like Scampi Fries. And one of them is Scampi Fries." Didn't have a clue what he was talking about.

Got some for my other half thanks...but couldn't treat myself with penisil !!! Couldn't fine one

A dab of Colgate would surely be more cost effective, no?

This is great for treating 'CTS'































'Cheese Toastie Syndrome' :confused:

As promoted by bo-selecta..



...when yours is pongin', blah blah...

Back in the day at secondary school I noticed my mate had scribbled something about one of our female friends he used to get intimate with on the cover of his rough book.
It just said 'Mcvitie Steph.'
I asked what this meant and he said 'ask her'.
I did and I got a severe slap.
:neutral_face:

FANtastic

My muse, my flame.

Vulvas and vaginas do not benefit from washing with soap or cleansers of any kind. Water is enough.

great price, I'll 'snatch' a few of these when I'm in ASDA

Back in the days when it all started, Adam and Eve could do anything they wanted to in the Garden of Eden, but were forbidden by God to swim in the sea.
Adam told Eve to swim for a dare. She fell for it, and into the sea she went
The skies suddenly darkened. Storm clouds appeared and lightning and thunder could be heard directly overhead where she was swimming.
The voice of God boomed out from the stormy clouds. " Eve...You disobeyed my orders not to swim in the sea and I cannot hold back my anger. From this day forward and as a reminder for mankind. All fish will smell of you "




...I'll get my coat

a deal not to be sniffed at!

There's been an opening for this product for some time

Ha'way lads n' lasses, this thread is not the plaice for puns

Holly Mackerel ! , this is a good price :wink:

Someones baking a loaf and it smells like sour dough.. :wink:

Cod you lot are so cheesy

Who the hell pays £5 for that?!

Haddock bout enough of lame puns.

yuuuuukkkkk dont use that pleeeez
only fresh water is good and much cheaper


all the advertising razzamatazz
ignore then do your research

i used to think shops only sold stuff u needed and was good for u
until i realised theyre a middle man to someone else who had an idea to make a profit lol


please just read up on any product if u wanna look after your body and keep it in great shape

tmi , long post etc, oops

Otherwise known as fannyfresh.......

It turned my mustache green

A little too much cheese on the taco

I don't think the products are healthy for a lady garden.

ahhh all this talk of f#nny detergents just leaves a bad taste in my mouth

"PRICE CHECK VAGISIL TILL 4, THAT'S PRICE CHECK ON VAGISIL, TILL 4...."

at that price everyone should have a go....

Puts you right off

So what's wrong with Dettol and a wire brush?

I knew I shouldn't have read this thread :confused:

stop carping on about it then.

I was going to make a joke but decided I won't. Was £5, but scans at 25p. The price seems a bit fishy to me?!