30% off everything at Durex UK (plus express delivery on all orders) - £1 @ Durex

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30% off everything at Durex UK (plus £1 express delivery on all orders)

£1 Durex23 Mar 16

Source: HotUKDeals | Deals > Groceries

Opening post

Geenation

22 Mar 16

Just received an email from Durex saying they're having a 30% sale on everything in their store until 12pm on Thursday 31st March 2016.

Plus only £1 express delivery on all orders.

If you're worried they deliver all products in plain brown boxes, without branding ;)

********** plus 10% off first order **********
- YouDontWantToKnow

Top comments

backinstock to leewills8

22 Mar 16 23 #5

They state they can't guarantee delivery by tonight and suggested I try boots.

I informed them I wanted to make love to my girlfriend, not kick her! :stuck_out_tongue:

michelle3775

22 Mar 16 18 #2

means it comes quick lol

937666

23 Mar 16 4 #20

agoatson to M1sterDeeds

22 Mar 16 4 #9

Pink or Brown?

Latest comments (45)

michelle3775

22 Mar 16 18 #2

means it comes quick lol

abronomaa to michelle3775

25 Mar 16 #45

ain't nobody got time for that....

937666

25 Mar 16 #44

sarkymark1

25 Mar 16 #43

Do these cum with (payment) protection?

maltikism

25 Mar 16 #42

You're subscribed to the Durex mailing list....?

giggs11legend

25 Mar 16 1 #41

Just bought a pack of 24 condoms. They normally retail about £6-£7 just for a pack of 6. They also added a bottle of aloe Vera lube to the basket.

elvis1234

25 Mar 16 #40

No 30% off, no £1 delivery.. COLD!

Dedcon

22 Mar 16 #4

Can't beat a bit of schoolboy humoir.

gdata to Dedcon

23 Mar 16 #22

That's what my last one said!

rabb5it to Dedcon

25 Mar 16 #39

Or spelling.

Biggunspaul

23 Mar 16 #18

Hope it's not 30% off the length

soldierboy001 to Biggunspaul

25 Mar 16 #38

Yes but which end do you get 30% off.

Cameron92

23 Mar 16 #37

Or just use the backdoor.

Cameron92

23 Mar 16 #28

Why pay for jonnies when you can just pull out?

MayorWest to Cameron92

23 Mar 16 2 #29

Virgin.

937666 to Cameron92

23 Mar 16 #36

iibdii

23 Mar 16 #23

u can always buy 250 freezer bags for 59p from homebargains

Ingliston to iibdii

23 Mar 16 #35

Cool!

djbenny1

23 Mar 16 #34

I'm lucky to get 10% off most nights

therealclaireh

23 Mar 16 1 #33

Looks like you get a free bottle of lube with every purchase two bottles when you spend £20 and three when you spend £30

logohigh

23 Mar 16 1 #32

just spunked my last fiver

thanks op

dwor

23 Mar 16 2 #31

Depends on her mood.

lmurray17

23 Mar 16 #30

"up to 30%"

rodman

23 Mar 16 #21

I may order 12 for next year

micpwelsh to rodman

23 Mar 16 1 #27

12 times in 1 year wow , I guess your not married then:p

937666

23 Mar 16 #15

Jams80 to 937666

23 Mar 16 #16

That's too small for me... where do I get larger size?

Brando4000 to 937666

23 Mar 16 #26

What flavour is that?

madmaxpayne

23 Mar 16 #25

OP you turning into a rabbit for Easter?

mattriggy

23 Mar 16 #24

This sale is coming too soon for me!

937666

23 Mar 16 4 #20

6ixFoot1

22 Mar 16 2 #13

You're subscribed to the durex newsletter??

Why didn't I think of that!

937666 to 6ixFoot1

23 Mar 16 #19

Is the letter in French?

118luke

23 Mar 16 #17

Always reminds me of a comment someone once posted on here:

"Just fire it inside, not my problem afterwords" :smile:

crumpetman

22 Mar 16 #8

It's "up to 30% off" NOT "30% off everything" and many items are the same price or more than from other suppliers

EXECUTIVE_STRESS to crumpetman

22 Mar 16 #14

Is the 30% off the price or an offer for those who are not that well endowed !

jellybomb1980

22 Mar 16 #12

Thought

boostii

22 Mar 16 #11

I'm all for a bit of sexual experimentation, but I've never come in a purple hue before.

Argoj

22 Mar 16 #10

Unfortunately not unless you are some type of extraterrestrial and you come in a purple hue.

M1sterDeeds

22 Mar 16 1 #6

Do they colour match?

agoatson to M1sterDeeds

22 Mar 16 4 #9

Pink or Brown?

JohnnyUtah

22 Mar 16 #7

Just how quickly is the express delivery???

leewills8

22 Mar 16 2 #1

Express delivery? :wink:

backinstock to leewills8

22 Mar 16 23 #5

They state they can't guarantee delivery by tonight and suggested I try boots.

I informed them I wanted to make love to my girlfriend, not kick her! :stuck_out_tongue:

cb-uk

22 Mar 16 2 #3

Or just use cling film :wink:

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