I did this last year. I thought it would be funny.... boy was I wrong!
backinstock
1 Feb 1646#4
Magurdrac
1 Feb 1641#20
It's the sort of thing we might buy each other, just because Valentine's Day seems daft and we don't tend to bother.
Showing your partner you love them spontaneously throughout the year is much more genuine than an obligatory day invented to keep the card companies in business.
At least that's what I've heard, I'm getting a divorce (I jest).
Latest comments (173)
carlospunk
17 Feb 16#173
are these on offer now? lol
otterboxer
16 Feb 16#172
Don't have a wife so not a huge saving for the lone wolf.
hguehask
10 Feb 16#171
Wow!!! You must surely love your wife more than life itself!!! A whole seven pennies spent on her!
Nicolas
8 Feb 161#170
Can I use quidco on this
g8spur
1 Feb 165#32
Meh Valentine's doesn't exist in our house. Load of nonsense aimed at people who are unable to convey affection and personal value to a loved one without an specific event to do it for them.
dale86uk to g8spur
1 Feb 163#50
Yet you still clicked on this deal...
jacqueline_ann_c to g8spur
7 Feb 16#169
Couldn't agree more, and shops and restaurants are raking in the money.
lukiezgo
7 Feb 16#168
A few years back, I thought I had imagined/dreamed up that these cards were real. To have confirmation of its place in reality, this has to be bought!
Grazz0r
7 Feb 16#167
Tesco don't use these designs anymore (they don't even use 'tesco value') so these are not relevant now...
As for the Asda card, great :smile:
backinstock
1 Feb 1646#4
dorito to backinstock
1 Feb 161#28
Not if you're dining her at McDonald's. :stuck_out_tongue:
Elevation to backinstock
1 Feb 161#95
Not at Wetherspoons but never let actual facts get in the way of a good generic meme.
Khorium to backinstock
7 Feb 16#166
signed in just to like this, hahaha :laughing:
gwdhld
6 Feb 16#165
Think I might wait until the 15th when they are selling them off cheap.
Groovii D
5 Feb 161#163
just mentioned the op's tittle comment on radio 4's News Quiz
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you
sanju1991 to Spod
5 Feb 16#161
lol
Slowpoke1
4 Feb 16#159
You mean your ex wife by the time she gets this card
Slowpoke1
4 Feb 16#158
You mean ex wife after that card
Mr cool
4 Feb 16#157
Well Polly P.. Went to our local Asda,and they had sold out of these cards!? Not that I was going to buy one,as Mrs Cool was with me AND 7p does not cut it!:neutral_face::smiley:
navneet1311
3 Feb 16#153
great if your on BENEFITS
Polly_P to navneet1311
3 Feb 16#155
stop been so silly. i'd rather have nothing then one of these cards!.
sanju1991 to navneet1311
3 Feb 16#156
lol found u !!
Polly_P
3 Feb 161#154
ive never read the rest of this thread, but they have lots of super cute ones in Aldi at the minute. If my boyfriend gave me this, i wouldnt even laugh, i would cry. please dont even buy it
Mr cool
3 Feb 161#152
Not had time to look at all the posts,but made me laugh what I did see,nice one!
Blueandy99
3 Feb 16#151
I love these threads, you can catagorise the responses thus:
1) We don't do valetines, we love each other all year; it's just a manufactured day
(She does valentines you tight ****, you're just pretentious)
2) Buying this saves me more money to spend on the girlfriend
(no it doesn't, you don't have a girlfriend, or a wife, or a friend for that matter, and stopping kissing the mirror you sicko!)
3) Genuinly tight people who will download the free card not pay the 7p
(I applaud you, I worry for your marriage, but you are my hero)
4) idiots who try to catagorise things when there is no need
(Oh, I see what I did there, ****!)
leobella
2 Feb 16#150
Any bogofs on ladyboys
H.Maleki
2 Feb 16#149
where can i get the tesco card from? i can't find them in my local ones :disappointed:
pfagan10
1 Feb 1612#7
Does anyone have a spare discount code? Many thanks :stuck_out_tongue:
sanju1991 to pfagan10
1 Feb 164#16
yes i have a few codes. and they are stackable, too.
notabluff to pfagan10
1 Feb 163#121
N0-S3X-V4L3NT1NE5-C4RD
TSD to pfagan10
2 Feb 161#148
HAHA I'll get 10% off since i work there hmm will still be 7p then probably haha
ykhan16
2 Feb 161#147
Dont forget to take the price label off! :smile:
CBK
2 Feb 16#146
:laughing: I was being daft. I'm going to see if it's worth investing in a plastic one so I can reuse it each year. Saves me ever having to bother to bend down to pick them.
People grow flowers in their garden you know :smiley: In fact, some get daffodils growing whether they want them or not! No one is going to be chopping any trees down for the 14th Feb (I think).
noahsdad
2 Feb 16#142
Anyone else noticed the daffodil bulbs popping up everywhere now? Flowers sorted :smiley:
CBK to noahsdad
2 Feb 16#143
Great call.. and people say global warming is a bad thing!
crazylegs
1 Feb 163#29
Just go the whole hog and get her nowt..Why waste 7p!
Trax to crazylegs
1 Feb 16#120
Yeah, and tell it's the thought that counts!!:laughing:
tarryboy to crazylegs
2 Feb 16#141
It's the thought that counts :stuck_out_tongue:
jackbremer
2 Feb 161#140
"Treat the wife, treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught"
- Bacon, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
HJboss
2 Feb 16#139
At this price ... I can afford more than one wife
Heat added
Concur
2 Feb 16#138
Why are they advertised for wife's surely they are good enough to give to fellas too. H x <3
Concur
2 Feb 16#137
Why are they advertised for wife's surely they are good enough to give to fellas too. H x <3
Agaeti
2 Feb 16#136
You could swing by the poor man who got his wife one of these last year?
Agaeti
2 Feb 16#134
And if you pop by a graveyard the sunday before you may well get some flowers for free
TheHoss to Agaeti
2 Feb 16#135
Better spend a moment reserving a plot at the graveyard at this rate
great-deals
2 Feb 16#133
best message to put inside then?
MadonnaProject
1 Feb 161#96
Why not tell her you love her and her place at the same time?
CBK to MadonnaProject
1 Feb 161#100
wozukSilencer to MadonnaProject
2 Feb 16#132
It's a 2 in 1 after eggs upstairs and put some love hearts on her bum cheeks 50 shades style :sunglasses:
kenny3
2 Feb 16#131
Thanks for the thumbs up on that one. I've just printed one off and saved myself 7 pence.
anthony69
1 Feb 16#130
Lol I just noticed that, and was about to post the same comment.
I wonder how many of these value Valentine cards come in a multipack? Hopefully enough to go around all the mistresses.
sanju1991
1 Feb 16#129
well, not exactly cheap if you're cheating... you may end up spending 14p or even 21p... oh dear.
I did this last year. I thought it would be funny.... boy was I wrong!
truevine to Chanchi32
1 Feb 161#22
been around for years but never gets old lol
008 to Chanchi32
1 Feb 163#44
>>>>>
Nice Chanchi, real classy way to get the lady/ladies/partner in your life.. in the mood :wink:
What is really worrying, is more people have downloaded and printed [no doubt sold them as well!]
the card, than they have sold the DLC version of GTAV!!
>>>>>
Save your printer ink as I have made the love of you life a card already..
ICTHUS to Chanchi32
1 Feb 16#59
It'll cost you more than 7p in ink and card to print this on your home inkjet.
Vanderlust to Chanchi32
1 Feb 161#70
Oh my goodness that's funny. This is what my life's been missing. :laughing:
parekh to Chanchi32
1 Feb 16#75
Really !!!
russellanam to Chanchi32
1 Feb 162#89
The best part is the notice on top "Notice: These cards contain 2% horse."
21benson to Chanchi32
1 Feb 16#108
Even says 'Multi Pack Card' on the back just for that extra slap round the face bahahahaha
miniminihaha to Chanchi32
1 Feb 161#127
Love the fact it is part of a multipack - not to be sold seperately - hedge those bets :wink:
Tanweeralqarni
1 Feb 162#126
I thought you were giving away a Cd key
howdiefellas
1 Feb 16#125
had the same response from my wife...she divorced me :disappointed:
sinstripe
1 Feb 161#124
Amazing!
CBK
1 Feb 16#123
If anyone wants to make their partner jealous PM me your addy, I'll be buying a bulk load!! <3
micks_missus
1 Feb 164#122
I'd be chuffed to bits if my Hubs bought me one of these - it'd mean a) he'd set foot in a supermarket without being dragged sulking and moaning and b) he'd actually thought to buy me a card!!! Double result. <3
Master G
1 Feb 16#119
I don't think Cordelia would be too happy if her husband got you a Valentines Day card :smirk:
SCOUSEKEVIN
1 Feb 16#118
Too Expensive
LesD
1 Feb 16#117
Or, if you were in Japan, you could get her a lovely couple of melons for £100!
kelsbels12
1 Feb 16#9
lmao cheap skates - its so not love if u buy ya Mrs this!
IrishMan to kelsbels12
1 Feb 161#40
Bless! ;-)
eset12345 to kelsbels12
1 Feb 161#116
why? do you need to be bought expensive things for someone to show they love you? are you a gold digger?
cordeliaburtwhat
1 Feb 164#13
Haha if my husband got this for me I'd think it was hilarious :laughing:
pinkmarshmallow71 to cordeliaburtwhat
1 Feb 16#115
Me too
raefil
1 Feb 16#114
Ive enjoyed popping in and out of this thread, during the day. Comedy gold :smiley:
Jft9675
1 Feb 163#113
Came in at 6p with my staff discount card. Who said working for asda didn't have its perks. That's valentines day sorted.
paulandpam1
1 Feb 166#26
Wow what a good price! And what makes it even better is our local Asda is just around the corner from the local crematorium so I can get her some 'free' flowers :stuck_out_tongue:
traythegreat to paulandpam1
1 Feb 16#112
Brilliant!! Love it :smiley:
painstick
1 Feb 16#111
It really is about time humanity quit the pointless act of giving out Valentine's cards. (even at the bargain price of 7p) STOP..and smell the roses! Oh and that's another thing...
dhanepud
1 Feb 16#110
V day card: £0.07, comments on deal: Priceless! :-))
striker33
1 Feb 161#109
I feel sorry for any poor sod who's with someone that enjoys these marketing scams/"holidays".
It's bad enough trying to keep them happy on the best of days never mind on a ridiculous day dedicated to them.
sm182
1 Feb 16#107
When is Valentine's Day anyway? :stuck_out_tongue:
neilwlindsay
1 Feb 161#106
Save yourself 7p and just send this picture as a message or email... Or if she wants something to put on the mantlepiece, print it off..
HAKKALO
1 Feb 16#105
Are you suppose to give it to someone that you hate? Like the missus?
vickyboy123
1 Feb 161#104
7p is too much
corey1993
1 Feb 161#103
ASDA is taking the ****... i might as well just fold a piece of paper in half hahaha
Master G
1 Feb 162#102
You're in the minority. All the guys around here have 'known' her.
Tomb
1 Feb 162#101
I'm not sure I even know your wife !!!
sofia_the_last
1 Feb 162#99
Valentine's Day.... I will try not to rant. I'd prefer my husband got me nothing..in return I will give him peace to play his Xbox (might buy him a game or something) can't stand all this contrived crap. However, hot...7p is about as much as I'd want to spend on a card (can you tell I'm not romantic) :smile:
Boxer
1 Feb 16#98
Good job you spelt made correctly!!! :smiley:
DonkeyKonk
1 Feb 163#90
My wife loves HobKnobs. I just got to give the cooker a clean first.
Boxer to DonkeyKonk
1 Feb 161#97
Now that is funny.:smile:
Tanweeralqarni
1 Feb 161#94
I'll buy one. Photo copy the card for 5p. Then return the card. 2p saved!!!
aishy1066
1 Feb 161#93
Heat just for the way this has been phrased !!! I could see my dad doing this ... N hubby wondering if he could find 10p because he wouldn't want to give something bigger lol
Ego-X
1 Feb 163#92
I'll just give her the money she can pick it up with the shopping. :P
Jay20VT
1 Feb 161#91
will buy 10 and thats the next 10 years sorted
simon1976
1 Feb 16#88
It was funny 3 years ago when the first person put it on i take it you have been waiting 12 months to put it on :confused:
noahsdad
1 Feb 162#87
Any deals on a cheap box of chocolates to go with this? Budget is 25p.
Si__
1 Feb 16#65
Just printed one off using a colour laser printer, on some spare card I had laying about.
I'm going take it to Tesco in a couple of hours, ask for a refund, see what they say.
edit: actually might try to 'sneak' it back out of the store so I get stopped by the security guard.
Master G to Si__
1 Feb 16#66
Think you may need to reassess your life :smirk:
KewlGuy to Si__
1 Feb 161#85
That's hilarious - touché touché
KewlGuy to Si__
1 Feb 16#86
That's hilarious - touché touché
mcintg
1 Feb 161#84
I'll wait til the 15th, it's bound to be in the sale
Scorpion
1 Feb 162#83
Bloody card companies making people obliged to buy cards for everything these days. Wiped your ****? Here's a card to celebrate etc.
Retired women, this is your fault, it's your obsession. Leave us be and lets save some trees at the same time.
Lyndaeliz
1 Feb 16#82
Cheapskate.
SpongyMave
1 Feb 16#81
Brilliant! Got to see the funny side! Can't wait to see if this is followed by a value Easter egg
louiselouise
1 Feb 165#80
May as well roll this old one out again (was in Tesco two years ago - not sure if it's still on sale)
Open it up and it says...
simate
1 Feb 16#79
Give it time :wink:
simate
1 Feb 16#73
She's not worth the paper to print one for free let alone 7p!!!
paulandpam1 to simate
1 Feb 16#78
Then why are you still with her?
nataliedonnelly
1 Feb 161#77
I want 1 of these off the hubby it's boss!
nefertiti6969
1 Feb 162#76
It's better than what i'll be getting this year! :confused:
natz265
1 Feb 163#74
Is it sad that I would actually appreciate this? My other half doesn't do cards, at all.
TEAMJETHRO
1 Feb 161#68
Then jump off a bridge after the security guard doesn't bat an eye lid in your direction.
mivanpy to TEAMJETHRO
1 Feb 16#72
Don't think the security guards are allowed to leave the store and follow people home.
They have security guards on bridges. :laughing:
937666
1 Feb 161#71
Is there a bulk discount?
CBK
1 Feb 161#69
Waiting for online deal so i can get Quidco
mivanpy
1 Feb 16#67
Keep the receipt! Don't write in it! Give to her leave on shelf for a day or two take back and nice freebie. Don't thank me.
Hightowerman
1 Feb 16#64
I really do hate this one day of teh year you have to show your partner you love them one day a year. stupThis is good for a joke which i will be doing
Master G
1 Feb 16#63
My bag for life is falling apart. Think it may be time to get my will sorted :smirk:
dale86uk
1 Feb 16#62
I'm sure everyone appreciates it :smile:
Hightowerman
1 Feb 16#61
Oh i asked last week if they were getting these and they said no
Valiantcat
1 Feb 16#58
What a rip off! I could buy a carrier bag and have change for the same price.
FTCom to Valiantcat
1 Feb 167#60
Or you could have an old bag for life for 40p, like the one I'm stuck with! :disappointed:
ICTHUS
1 Feb 161#56
Darn, Couldn't find this in my ASDA so had to splash out a whole pound.
Master G to ICTHUS
1 Feb 161#57
Tell her she owes you 93p :stuck_out_tongue:
g8spur
1 Feb 16#55
....... To make the point I made.
Tanweeralqarni
1 Feb 165#52
If i bought this for my wife, my automatic sandwich maker will no longer work.
gazw to Tanweeralqarni
1 Feb 161#54
That's strange, neither would my Goblin' teasmade ....
Chanchi32
1 Feb 162#53
lol - thanks 008
swblue
1 Feb 162#51
As a married guy, I think people are being very dismissive of the importance of the occasion of valentines day. It is important that I show my wife that I love her just as much now as I did 33 years ago and that she is still as attractive to men as ever. So she is getting 33 of these. Bargain. !!!
Master G
1 Feb 161#49
Damn, i've already got her a heart mug from Poundland. Wasted 93p :disappointed:
wheelerdealer87
1 Feb 161#48
Valentine's Card 7p
The look on her face - Priceless
winstonmanc
1 Feb 16#43
It would be better if the 7p was printed on the card itself.
008 to winstonmanc
1 Feb 161#47
>>>>>
Here you go win ;-)
msharif911
1 Feb 16#46
This is a bit more in price than I had in mind.
FTCom
1 Feb 16#45
Sounds expensive to me, cold.
frostyclock
1 Feb 164#42
I've already spent quite a lot of money so far on Valentine gifts for my Girlfriend but i will probably get this for a laugh for the wife.
Jacob_Kreed
1 Feb 161#41
I gonna give my ex wife a pin, and wrap a grenade, far better!!
Reefs
1 Feb 166#37
7p on the wife, that leaves 93p on the girlfriend
jackyrwang to Reefs
1 Feb 161#39
you forgot the S at the end....
indianajon
1 Feb 16#38
Does that include a stamp?
livreg
1 Feb 161#36
This is 7p too much tbh I ordered a free 1 from Snapfish and if you have a Cardmarket close by you can get a free 1 with O2 priority.
tintin1983
1 Feb 16#35
ordered 2 ;-) thanks op
st8mike
1 Feb 16#34
If she's seen this ad and you buy one I think you might find that she puts it somewhere the best quality soft stuff usually goes.....lol.
martyn333
1 Feb 164#33
one to each of my 14 wives and change from a pound brilliant !
mittromney
1 Feb 16#31
Mrs yes. mistress no.
hass123
1 Feb 1615#25
Take her to a romantic movie...
gidsterc to hass123
1 Feb 162#30
Made me laugh SOOOOO much (for anyone who's seen the trailers) or knows what the movie is!!!
dannyblind
1 Feb 162#27
the cheeky cow shouldn't be so ungrateful....
speculatrix
1 Feb 161#24
My wife thought it was funny, but you can only do it once ever
wow to show your wife you Love her.. cost only 7p.. bloody thats cracking
Magurdrac
1 Feb 1641#20
It's the sort of thing we might buy each other, just because Valentine's Day seems daft and we don't tend to bother.
Showing your partner you love them spontaneously throughout the year is much more genuine than an obligatory day invented to keep the card companies in business.
At least that's what I've heard, I'm getting a divorce (I jest).
DealJourno
1 Feb 164#8
Love is cheap at Asda.
backinstock to DealJourno
1 Feb 1612#19
It wasn't that dear in Thailand either. :stuck_out_tongue:
This card, roses from the garden and a box of chocolates from the cupboard left over from Christmas. Sorted :wink:
crookusmaximus
1 Feb 165#14
show the missus you're tighter than cramp
aabarcellos
1 Feb 162#12
May be your last card to her ...we are cheapskates but love needs more attention unless you share getting a bargain and tell her how hard you worked to find cheapest card
malachi
1 Feb 162#10
7p is the deal?!?!? So what its RRP?
Babbler
1 Feb 1628#6
Ah the annual cheap asda / tesco card deal... just unexpire last years for all the usual comments... :P
meloorsna
1 Feb 16#3
Great for wife... sorted
robcrazee
1 Feb 164#2
hot hot hot..........or is it cold cold cold outside when other half throws you out......not voted just in case lol
jdbigguy
1 Feb 1616#1
And the savings you make will help pay for the clothes iron for her birthday present or the divorce lawyer.
Opening post
To help us celebrate, thank you Asda, its time to buy the one we love something special.
Come on guys, dont be tight fisted, get out there and treat her.
:)
Edit: If you wait till the 14th they could well half price this item.
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Showing your partner you love them spontaneously throughout the year is much more genuine than an obligatory day invented to keep the card companies in business.
At least that's what I've heard, I'm getting a divorce (I jest).
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As for the Asda card, great :smile:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you
1) We don't do valetines, we love each other all year; it's just a manufactured day
(She does valentines you tight ****, you're just pretentious)
2) Buying this saves me more money to spend on the girlfriend
(no it doesn't, you don't have a girlfriend, or a wife, or a friend for that matter, and stopping kissing the mirror you sicko!)
3) Genuinly tight people who will download the free card not pay the 7p
(I applaud you, I worry for your marriage, but you are my hero)
4) idiots who try to catagorise things when there is no need
(Oh, I see what I did there, ****!)
£1 Wilko
bottle of wine with LOVE on the label.
http://www.bbr.com/offers-paul-smith-a-little-less-ordinary
- Bacon, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Heat added
Why not tell her you love her and her place at the same time?
I wonder how many of these value Valentine cards come in a multipack? Hopefully enough to go around all the mistresses.
Nice Chanchi, real classy way to get the lady/ladies/partner in your life.. in the mood :wink:
What is really worrying, is more people have downloaded and printed [no doubt sold them as well!]
the card, than they have sold the DLC version of GTAV!!
>>>>>
Save your printer ink as I have made the love of you life a card already..
It's bad enough trying to keep them happy on the best of days never mind on a ridiculous day dedicated to them.
:smiley:
I'm going take it to Tesco in a couple of hours, ask for a refund, see what they say.
edit: actually might try to 'sneak' it back out of the store so I get stopped by the security guard.
Retired women, this is your fault, it's your obsession. Leave us be and lets save some trees at the same time.
Open it up and it says...
They have security guards on bridges. :laughing:
The look on her face - Priceless
Here you go win ;-)
Take her to a romantic movie...
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/valentine-s-card-1p-tesco-1823639
Showing your partner you love them spontaneously throughout the year is much more genuine than an obligatory day invented to keep the card companies in business.
At least that's what I've heard, I'm getting a divorce (I jest).
Why spend 7p?!