REPORTED

for the fowl language

I'll get your coat

sad to think that a whole ducks life is only worth £1.99, I spend 50p per bag of duck food at the park, not going to bother now, its economic madness, every couple of weeks I could just buy a new duck. the world has gone mad these days :disappointed:

Yes give me a minute...here you go >

A deal worth waddling down for or just a poultry discount!?

No luck.

NOT NATIONAL...£5.99 in my 2 local stores.

If this was store specific would it still be a wild goose chase?!

Cold, free at the park!

I had to google search FYP.
My education never stops

Perfect,well done,you that is,not the goose :-)

FYP

would of loved to have bought this but spent all my money on beak

None in Plymouth, think it's a wild duck chase :smile:

duck off, this is goose chase

You'd be Quackers not to...

The death of a creature for £1.99

Cold for saying duck me

duckin and divin deal

You'd have to be quackers to eat this

Urban myth.. they do:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3086890.stm

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/birds/p/Ducks-Quack-Echo.htm

Oh no, not another wild goose chase.

sad to think that a whole ducks life is only worth £1.99, I spend 50p per bag of duck food at the park, not going to bother now, its economic madness, every couple of weeks I could just buy a new duck. the world has gone mad these days :disappointed:

I'll be ducking & diving between the aisle & shelves peking for this.:smiley:

Peeking duck. ;-)

hot just for title

Thanks OP got a couple earlier today and I'm enjoying the jokes too, hot from me :smiley:

Picked one up today in Peterlee :smiley:

as easy to eat as water off a duck's breast

duck off (?)

Battery farmed I meant!

It is Duracell duck! Avoid!

This is quackers!!

normally, get afew ducks with the England cricket team :laughing:

None in my local . Muscovy a local deal . Will try Aylesbury

Is it a budgie, if so I will need deux. :laughing:

The only time you actually meant to write 'ducking' on your phone!!!

you'd have to be ducking quackers to miss this. I love roast duck, especially Chinese style, but some people say they taste fowl.

REPORTED

for the fowl language

Any Goose?

found in Manchester; no label on but was said it's nationalwide

Echo

Not sure you used enough exclamation marks in your title?

Well duck my old boots. Eider better get down to lidl then!

good find op, heat added

holy duck this is a quacking deal!!!!

Not sure you used enough exclamation marks in your title?

Heat for the title
But I don't like duck

You want me to duck you? Are you a witch?