Have you ever thought to yourself, "boy, I could really go for a nose massage?" Never? Me neither, but here is your chance if you have.
Sorry but the link will not fix. So follow the link above
and type NOSE MASSAGER into the site search
Its even FREE shipping !
Couldnt see a better deal anywhere for a nose massager.
General
Brand N/A
Model N/A
Color Purplish Red
Material ABS + stainless steel
Quantity 1Piece
Specification
Massager Part Nose
Principle of Massage Vibration
Control Mode Power-driven
Number of Massage Heads 2Piece
Thermotherapy Function No
Timing Function No
Power Supply 1 x CR2032
Plug Specifications No
Power 0.5W
Dimensions & Weight
Dimensions 2.95 in x 2.05 in x 2.48 in (7.5 cm x 5.2 cm x 6.3 cm)
Weight 1.02 oz (29 g)
Packing List
1 x Nose massager
1 x CR2032
Bulk discounts apply if you want to surprise your friends
Top comments
miikeyblue
12 Jan 1618#2
What the what?
srp111
12 Jan 168#7
I thought it was a dodgy Ann summers advert till I looked at the picture!!! :confused:
surprised it's not iPhone controlled
veedubjai
12 Jan 168#11
Madhatchetman11
12 Jan 168#14
I was just looking at some other options when I saw this, its by far the best nose massager price since the black friday deals. I suspect that with the Chinese economy in nosedive we will see these dropping so far in price that we will all be able to afford them, not just the hipsters.
All comments (64)
CoolElectronics
12 Jan 163#1
Lol.
miikeyblue
12 Jan 1618#2
What the what?
srp111
12 Jan 162#3
wtf :confused:
KoopaDuckie
12 Jan 162#4
Lmao! I love it! :smiley:
miikeyblue
12 Jan 163#5
Next best price is £79...
I've gotta vote this hot. Might even buy one, it's a bargain!
kimbo87
12 Jan 16#6
Whaaaa? Lol
srp111
12 Jan 168#7
I thought it was a dodgy Ann summers advert till I looked at the picture!!! :confused:
surprised it's not iPhone controlled
hazelswinn
12 Jan 164#8
The dilemma of what to buy the friend who has everything is over.... sorted! :smiley:
truevine
12 Jan 16#9
what???
PavB
12 Jan 16#10
I've got a cold at the moment and pretty bunged up; You think this could help? :smirk:
veedubjai
12 Jan 168#11
OdhranC
12 Jan 162#12
i wonder how many hukd users go ahead and buy this? lol let the rest of us know how yous get on :smiley:
UniquelyMoi247
12 Jan 162#13
Wow. Just wow.
Madhatchetman11
12 Jan 168#14
I was just looking at some other options when I saw this, its by far the best nose massager price since the black friday deals. I suspect that with the Chinese economy in nosedive we will see these dropping so far in price that we will all be able to afford them, not just the hipsters.
moneysavingkitten
12 Jan 162#15
Nose? Yes... I am sure that's what they meant :man:
g8spur to moneysavingkitten
13 Jan 161#45
It's hard to keep up but maybe this is what the "kids" are into nowadays, what with all the netflixing and chilling.
If this is indeed the newest pickup technique then allow me to be the first to say that if you are looking for a nose massage, just send me a PM :sunglasses:
quidstretchy
12 Jan 162#16
This is what I need. My commutes on crowded trains will be made bearable. Perhaps I'll become more interesting to the opposite sex too
theskippies to quidstretchy
12 Jan 161#17
nope
sag to quidstretchy
13 Jan 162#37
No but you should find you get a seat and probably the ones next to you empty as well.
carlospunk
12 Jan 161#18
rampant nose tickler :sunglasses:
Dyslexic_Dog
12 Jan 163#19
Do you think this would fit my pet ant eater?
Lazyoaf to Dyslexic_Dog
12 Jan 161#21
sadly probably not, but you could get it this as a friend ? click here
BulletRizz
12 Jan 161#20
I think this is actually advertised as an Electric Nose Lifter
Push up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Electric Beauty Lift High Nose, a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front. Just slip it on and turn on the switch on the front of the frame.
While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher. All you need is three minutes once a day and you (and everyone else) will soon notice the difference!
pennyfarthing88
12 Jan 162#22
Could this be useful for somebody that has piles?
kelsbels12
12 Jan 16#23
wtaf!
dereklogan7
13 Jan 163#24
Great for the old muff diving. :laughing:
OdhranC to dereklogan7
13 Jan 161#25
I was so gonna say that!... But i didn't want to get banned from hukd lol
dereklogan7
13 Jan 162#26
Was a bit worried myself. Didn't think the mods would allow it. They must have dozed off. :smile:
OdhranC
13 Jan 162#27
Nothing to see here mods... Lol
sabp
13 Jan 161#28
Will it be OK for my pet elephant?
cov007 to sabp
13 Jan 161#32
If that's a euphemism for 'willy' then it probably will be ok.
veedubjai
13 Jan 161#29
0liverr
13 Jan 16#30
Will go well with my toenail massager, thanks.
cmncomp
13 Jan 164#31
so, is that where the clitorous is. I've been looking everywhere and all along it was in front of my nose.
5minsalone
13 Jan 161#33
I love threads like this. Hukd Pervs unite. Hot.
Khairul
13 Jan 161#34
This gives a whole new meaning to "creative writing".
Mikestone
13 Jan 161#35
love it~
skik08
13 Jan 162#36
I heard if you use this a lot, you blow your nose...
jbmnic
13 Jan 161#38
WTF heat for the novelty item
buglawton
13 Jan 161#39
I get the point here.
For example, I do 20 lip-ups every morning, to keep a stiff upper lip.
Cometxt
13 Jan 161#40
Sniff of a deal, but smells a bit funny to me!
veedubjai to Cometxt
13 Jan 161#44
You sure it's the right hole?:neutral_face:
ray1066
13 Jan 161#41
Know a couple of boys down local pub will give you a nose message without much asking.
Alg999
13 Jan 161#42
Just a shame about the colour, otherwise it would be in my basket.:smirk:
Al3xt93
13 Jan 161#43
Brilliant. Bought 2, and voted hot. I nose a bargain when I sees one!
googley2
13 Jan 161#46
The world must be coming to an end if anyone needs this tat.
spannerzone to googley2
13 Jan 161#47
it's just very lucky we have unlimited resources allowing the Chinese to continuously make pointless utter junk such as this. Heat added due sheer weirdness.
jtwjtw
13 Jan 16#48
Alright if you have an electric vibrating nose. My that would be useful.
dreamager
13 Jan 16#49
I love that their translator didn't know the word Pink
micpwelsh
13 Jan 161#50
Will it work on a sausage shaped nose ?
ctmax300
13 Jan 161#51
I needed one of those yesterday but couldn't find a deal on it. Now one pops up.
jojo0007
13 Jan 161#52
Thanks, op. Anniversary gift sorted :wink:
Papakebo75
13 Jan 16#53
It may massage similar body parts close to a nose style shape.....Handy actually as i have a very,very,very large COne shaped nose...yep coned
Meathotukdeals
13 Jan 161#54
Know I shouldn't but heat just for the LOL.
forevermacin
13 Jan 161#55
Why ? I don't understand. How did this ever get to market ? Someone wants this ? This sure is a crazy mixed up world. Im getting too old for this ...
ozkerrizo
13 Jan 161#56
Note the colour in the description......... "Purplish red" I would imagine thats what colour your hooter would be after a good old pounding with this erm contraption!!
onezeon
13 Jan 161#57
This deal smells fishy to me.....think the missus has used it incorrectly :wink:
spannerzone to onezeon
13 Jan 161#58
I guess only she nose for sure.
digitalabacus
13 Jan 161#59
If it goes below £15, I'm havin it!
morrig
13 Jan 161#60
This is so snot right.
wossy
14 Jan 161#61
cold from me, Danniella Westbrook used this and look what happened to her nose, manufacturers tried to blame it on her snorting coke, pah, complete lies.
mikeyfresh71
14 Jan 16#62
Wow Really wow
speculatrix
14 Jan 161#63
Lazyoaf
12 Feb 16#64
Mine just got delivered and boy, this is the best nose massage I've personally ever had.
Opening post
Sorry but the link will not fix. So follow the link above
and type NOSE MASSAGER into the site search
Its even FREE shipping !
Couldnt see a better deal anywhere for a nose massager.
General
Brand N/A
Model N/A
Color Purplish Red
Material ABS + stainless steel
Quantity 1Piece
Specification
Massager Part Nose
Principle of Massage Vibration
Control Mode Power-driven
Number of Massage Heads 2Piece
Thermotherapy Function No
Timing Function No
Power Supply 1 x CR2032
Plug Specifications No
Power 0.5W
Dimensions & Weight
Dimensions 2.95 in x 2.05 in x 2.48 in (7.5 cm x 5.2 cm x 6.3 cm)
Weight 1.02 oz (29 g)
Packing List
1 x Nose massager
1 x CR2032
Bulk discounts apply if you want to surprise your friends
Top comments
surprised it's not iPhone controlled
All comments (64)
I've gotta vote this hot. Might even buy one, it's a bargain!
surprised it's not iPhone controlled
:smirk:
If this is indeed the newest pickup technique then allow me to be the first to say that if you are looking for a nose massage, just send me a PM :sunglasses:
click here
Found on Aliexpress
Push up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Electric Beauty Lift High Nose, a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front. Just slip it on and turn on the switch on the front of the frame.
While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher. All you need is three minutes once a day and you (and everyone else) will soon notice the difference!
For example, I do 20 lip-ups every morning, to keep a stiff upper lip.
You sure it's the right hole?:neutral_face: