Are you a bloke with bangers or a woman with a hairy chest?

At this opportunity I'd like to remind our lovely ladies the difference between "curvy"




And "Oh how I love mayo sauce on a kebab"

To be honest, it's not as good, or excitable as looking through your Mother's catalogues (pre teenage days).



Unless.....................................





.........................you've had several drinks. :smile:

Sigh. Just shows you the difference between men and women. I comment on a bra thread (I am genuinely looking for some decent sales) and I get an unsolicited PM from a guy this morning.

Before Xmas, I commented on a HUKD Aussiebum thread (male boxers/shorts) saying I buy boyf low rise boxers from Chinese ebay sellers (as I was considering buying from Aussiebum for his Xmas too). Then, too, a guy PMed me asking where. THAT could have been an opportunity for me to make suggestive comments, but I simply gave him the information he wanted.

....Because I am polite and don't think it's appropriate to turn sleazy on strangers. And oh, also because it didn't even occur to me to do so!

Too many moobs in this thread :S

Is that you Mammy?

Thanks OP :smiley:
Pmsl at the comments :smiley::smiley: :0

Nice jugs

Mayo lady is just wrong

Curvy is sexy

​LMAO!

At this opportunity I'd like to remind our lovely ladies the difference between "curvy"




And "Oh how I love mayo sauce on a kebab"

​i knew it! Flapping! :sunglasses:

I bet it rhymes with rapping.

Usually I buy from M&S or Matalan after Xmas - really need new bras! Not quite D cup yet! The Matalan sale doesn't seem to be online at all, just says "instore" on their website at the moment.

always preferred QVC myself. QVC BRA

Does curvy kate mean she's fat?

To be honest, it's not as good, or excitable as looking through your Mother's catalogues (pre teenage days).



Unless.....................................





.........................you've had several drinks. :smile:

Being such a weak minded fool i have saved all the other weak minded fools a lot of time and effort, this is the one which has clearly visable areola, let the **** commence.

http://www.brastop.com/curvy-kate-princess-balcony-bra-cerisetopaz


[edit] you will never guess what word was censored! lol.. it didnt begin with a W or a T but an F and it wasn't the four letter one.

Do you have a nice pair?







of eyes. :stuck_out_tongue:

Arghh my eyes, my beautiful eyes

No, just the hairs! :stuck_out_tongue:

so your blaming your tits on the ale

Only if it's hidden in pints of ale!

do you take hormone tablets?

You don't need to, but it does help others.

If you don't add it, then somebody at HotUKDeals Towers will do it for you.

So we don't need to put the seller in the title then?

Clicking [GET DEAL] redirected to the web site though.

It did not mention the seller when posted.

Women having hairy chests?
Surely not?

Are you a bloke with bangers or a woman with a hairy chest?

What size you you think I'll need?

What a cracking pair of lills......bet they don't end up under her armpits when she lays flat on her back......

I can't not open these :disappointed:

not many sizes left

They do the same ones at Brastop, same price too.