The ones pictured are "natural feel", but they also have "intense flavour" for those who can't work out which end they go on. I only went in for razor blades. Expiry 2020.
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twix41
30 Dec 1536#5
Expire 2020, so what can I use the other 14 for?
jj584143
30 Dec 1531#3
are these ex-display or customer returns??? :-)
badgerrules to hukdbargain
30 Dec 1527#43
They don't measure it by your waistline you know, New Year in a couple of days. Great time for a diet
topgolf
30 Dec 1526#6
Banging deal
Latest comments (117)
masif1
30 Dec 152#1
Which "store" might that be?
LongPockets to masif1
30 Dec 158#4
The 99p store. If you look next to the picture there are a couple of clues, but I thought everyone would get it.
axa123 to masif1
6 Jan 16#117
99p store? like poundland... you ****
willzone17
5 Jan 16#116
Research has found out that these are usedcondoms
wozukSilencer
1 Jan 16#115
Pam and her 5 sisters is just your hand so technically you are still a Virgin . You're not a playa you just tug a lot .....
briggsboy123
1 Jan 16#114
Is their a returns policy if they don't fit?
vtec
31 Dec 15#113
the only thing you're laying are eggs.
vtec
31 Dec 15#112
hahaha
EazyDuz
31 Dec 15#111
From member 'fishmaster'. Fishermen never get laid mate
jj584143
30 Dec 1531#3
are these ex-display or customer returns??? :-)
spitthedog1964 to jj584143
30 Dec 152#12
Preowned,only used once!
scamster to jj584143
31 Dec 15#110
no they are refurb's!
Iamthemills
31 Dec 15#109
probably been mentioned, but you can get condoms free on the nhs :wink::wink:
bosh118
31 Dec 15#108
You gotta be 'bonkers' to buy these.
BuffDude01
31 Dec 15#107
You went for razor blades and ended up buying 18 condoms :confused:. Thats too much information :smirk:
fishmaster
31 Dec 15#106
I think you'd have trouble laying bricks never mind women.
twix41
30 Dec 1536#5
Expire 2020, so what can I use the other 14 for?
GoldSquid to twix41
30 Dec 157#9
cut them thinly and use them instead of loom bands
bangytupper to twix41
30 Dec 1515#11
don't get married, you'll not even use the first 4.
FantasyDeals to twix41
30 Dec 154#32
yorxman to twix41
31 Dec 15#88
They expire at 8.20pm, hope they come (ahem!) with a free viagra as well then?!! :stuck_out_tongue: Happy New Year everyone
john2020md to twix41
31 Dec 15#105
lol :smiley::smiley::smiley:
EazyDuz
31 Dec 15#104
Reported :smiley:
Gunnyho
31 Dec 15#103
****. Still too big! :-(
CAHILAN1
30 Dec 153#14
Do me for the rest of my life seeing as I got dumped after 16 years on the 27th Dec
EN1GMA to CAHILAN1
30 Dec 15#26
so what did you do wrong...:confused:
Phila4 to CAHILAN1
30 Dec 15#50
Hmm, maybe you two should hook up together.
Bagainbuster2015 to CAHILAN1
31 Dec 15#102
Cheer up.
flamethrower
31 Dec 15#101
anyone wants to com dom with me ?
Dogismo
31 Dec 151#100
These comments are gold!
paulpso
31 Dec 152#99
JarrodWRX
31 Dec 15#98
Bargain, turn them inside out and they will last longer. Heat from me
hukdbargain
30 Dec 15#41
Did they have any XXXL in stock? always struggle getting anything smaller on.
badgerrules to hukdbargain
30 Dec 1527#43
They don't measure it by your waistline you know, New Year in a couple of days. Great time for a diet
barmanste to hukdbargain
31 Dec 15#97
does L mean little
monko7
31 Dec 15#96
I paid £1.50 for these just last week!
They bloody saw me coming.
jnigel26
31 Dec 15#95
Manufacturer has now rebranded them more accurately, now renamed 'Explode'. :confused:
EazyDuz
31 Dec 15#94
Laughable assumption, laid 12 in 4 months via Tinder alone. Troll harder my friend.
olliejacobhall
31 Dec 15#93
I feel like buying condoms from the 99p store could amount to the user paying a bit more than 99p in the long run...
grahamchalker
31 Dec 15#92
Trouble is trying to get 18 women to sleep with me or 1 woman 18 times.
FREEZIN WOLF
31 Dec 152#91
99p for 18 condoms.... Durex pect me to believe that?
I Johnny well do!
Pinksparkles1973
31 Dec 15#90
Great for seeing the New Year in with a bang!! :smirk:
Nohm
31 Dec 15#89
LOL
mikegahan
31 Dec 15#87
" Whole lot a lovin going on" They would last me for a long time
ezypc
31 Dec 151#85
wow at that price you can double up !!
thoman2003 to ezypc
31 Dec 15#86
:smile:
red23
30 Dec 15#60
cold - can't beat natural feel for free
digitaltoast to red23
31 Dec 151#84
AIDS is also free :smiley:
HOT - offers like this don't come very often.
mark_trev
31 Dec 15#83
In all honesty, tell the girl that and it'll be the first contraception guaranteed to not get her pregnant
EazyDuz
30 Dec 155#38
Cold, bareback or nothing IMO. Just risk it, feels better and if you know what you're doing on Tinder, she will never know your real name anyway so who cares if she gets preggo
adamc11 to EazyDuz
30 Dec 151#40
Explain for those of us who don't know how do we get away with it?
Phila4 to EazyDuz
30 Dec 153#48
Probably the most idiotic comment I've ever read on here. You should change your name to SleazyDunz.
LocoMoFo9999 to EazyDuz
30 Dec 15#63
Tinder still free bro?
leighdegree to EazyDuz
30 Dec 15#69
Hahahaha
vtec to EazyDuz
31 Dec 152#82
this is why children with fake accounts shouldn't be using tinder
BangingBargains
31 Dec 15#81
Thats balloons for my party sorted then
ScrewYou
31 Dec 151#80
Certainly get a lot of bang for your buck
fr3dy77_sp33d
31 Dec 15#79
razor blade flavour?
effingandjeffing
31 Dec 15#78
Proveright
31 Dec 15#77
Also useful for keeping your gun barrel dry, but not recommended for coming
through customs after a holiday in Colombia!
leobella
31 Dec 15#76
thanks (I am a learner)
pjb012
30 Dec 15#72
"intense flavour"? what's that then? pigs in blankets? sweet and sour pork? left over turkey and brussels sprouts? :smile:
ezzer72 to pjb012
30 Dec 15#75
Cheese and onion IIRC.
Dr_Lovegod
30 Dec 153#20
condoms are free at you local family planning clinic?
bonzobanana to Dr_Lovegod
30 Dec 15#54
Strange name, surely it should be 'family not planning clinic' if they dish out free condoms.
spitthedog1964 to Dr_Lovegod
30 Dec 154#73
When i was 18 i walked in to my nearest Family Planning Clinic with my then girlfriend,for some free ones. It was then i saw my mums friend, who i didn't realise at the time, was the receptionist. All of i could think of to say was" Have you seen my mum today?"
ezzer72 to Dr_Lovegod
30 Dec 151#74
Now that's romantic, right there.
leobella
30 Dec 15#51
any bogofs as I am tight (if not I will use an empty crisp packet)I'm sure my fiance won't mind)cheese flavour.
leobella to leobella
30 Dec 15#62
bump(she will have)
ichayan to leobella
30 Dec 15#71
You don't put the whole 18 in one go, that's why you feel tight, use just one at a time.
I bought flavoured condoms once, my wife guessed "cheese and onion" I said hang on I haven't put one on yet.
and This chewing gum is awful... but the bubbles it blows are amazing.
for example....
leobella
30 Dec 151#65
do you get a guaranteed with these(yes 9 months)
catbeans
30 Dec 15#64
People who shop at the 99p store + low quality condoms... I feel bad for humanity.
mujunk
30 Dec 15#61
Have tried them before. These are a bit small in girth and hampers blood flow IMO.
Perhaps? .. but doesn't do any justice mind for any further future 'Search purposes'? .. I'm assuming its what that persons comment was kinda 'hinting' at? (much similar like you hinting at too ... ) lol. :-)
triple_bee
30 Dec 15#56
Cheap party balloons
triple_bee
30 Dec 151#55
Cheap party balloons
EazyDuz
30 Dec 15#53
Nothing wrong with using cheat codes in life. My cheat code is anti-dad mode, no child support from me!
DonkeyKonk
30 Dec 15#52
I never feel that aroused in my local 99p store.
wozukSilencer
30 Dec 15#49
she will never know your real name anyway so who cares if she gets preggo
i think that explains it
Ginger bread cat
30 Dec 151#47
No, I always think Rowntrees is better for parties
marlovian
30 Dec 15#46
Maybe the ky variety
marlovian
30 Dec 15#39
Went to get these but came back with a comb :smiley:
Ginger bread cat to marlovian
30 Dec 151#45
you should really pop back in there for some gel in that case
mojo5110
30 Dec 15#44
Great! A lifetime supply!
JermaneJr
30 Dec 15#42
I'm glad they're valid til 2020!
dark_like_vader
30 Dec 15#37
Are these tear and share?
lukx
30 Dec 15#36
They are on offer with Kinder Surprise ? :wink:
googley2
30 Dec 152#35
DONT buy these, total total rubbish, tried one and put the rest in the bin. Guess you get what you pay for and with these you will pay for the next 18 years.
davidbrent
30 Dec 15#34
Good deal but don't forget to factor in the hidden costs of meals out/living expenses/clothes shopping/handbags /wedding/Godknowswhatelse.
srk76
30 Dec 15#33
Free in NHS (mates), why 99p?
foes4you
30 Dec 15#31
Are these UV stabilised for weatherproofing connections ?
Danjw91
30 Dec 15#30
There's a reason they're 99p, you'll get 18 children per packet then you'll have 99 problems sooner or later!
Ginger bread cat
30 Dec 152#29
Wow, these will be cheaper than balloons, for my new years eve party! Decision made! :man:
CoffinMatt
30 Dec 15#28
Seems all good to me...
gunnerfish
30 Dec 15#27
Cold. These aren't just 99p...
Don't use them and you will earn hundreds of £££ every week in child benefit :smile:
Net cost per week of £200+
Gamer_U
30 Dec 15#25
At That Store sure sounds like an interesting new store.
shyscorpion
30 Dec 152#24
It's no coincidence this deal is happening during the holidays.
hatton420
30 Dec 151#23
5 an half pence a go. Cheaper than balloons.
djh1975
30 Dec 15#22
Going for the snip next year.
vulcan903
30 Dec 15#21
Quite small, might be an issue for some and could cause impregnation. Baby boom in September!
birmingham43
30 Dec 156#19
Cover your stump before you hump!
fatcatsatonthemat
30 Dec 154#16
Never heard of this make before. Are they any better than cling film and a laggy band?
Just googled them and the Daily Star have a great headline "Bargain £1 condoms give rivals a ribbing".
spannerzone to fatcatsatonthemat
30 Dec 151#18
I'll stick my neck out here and say yes, almost anything is better than cling film and a rubberband. I do feel for your partner :confused:
666bandit666
30 Dec 153#17
Perfect for a posh w**k
ashmac
30 Dec 151#15
alot of action for 99p
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spitthedog1964
30 Dec 151#13
Watch you get those and the razor blades mixed up in the dark. :confused:
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Hmm, maybe you two should hook up together.
They bloody saw me coming.
:confused:
I Johnny well do!
HOT - offers like this don't come very often.
through customs after a holiday in Colombia!
Maybe research before complaining next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vh2comvTBA
I bought flavoured condoms once, my wife guessed "cheese and onion" I said hang on I haven't put one on yet.
and
This chewing gum is awful... but the bubbles it blows are amazing.
for example....
Safety 1st Swivel Bath Seat, Primary http://www.amazon.co.uk/Safety-1st-Swivel-Bath-Primary/dp/B00CMR3H0O
Lol.
i think that explains it
Don't use them and you will earn hundreds of £££ every week in child benefit :smile:
Net cost per week of £200+
Just googled them and the Daily Star have a great headline "Bargain £1 condoms give rivals a ribbing".
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