Cold. Pull it out before you finish, works most of the time.

144?

That's a gross amount!

I could get this and can finally tell the world I have 144 mates :disappointed:

You know what they say "always keep a couple of condoms in your pocket just in case..." - can't say my missus agrees tho lol

FAO Scotty T @CBB

Practise 'Safe Sex' with 144 Condoms

Blimey, that's a lot of practice, you should be a master by condom 144 I reckon

You know what they say "always keep a couple of condoms in your pocket just in case..." - can't say my missus agrees tho lol

Ordered 3 lots. Should keep me going for a month or two... :wink::confused:

Practice makes perfect I guess!

144?

That's a gross amount!

Confused about the retailers name though, hardly free are they? :smile:

Shouldn't that be arrives? :confused:

Sorry mispelling !

Come the revolution you will be glad of these to keep the muck of of your muzzles and collect water in, and of course you can put them over your head to make yourself look silly. I can't think of anything else they could be used for.

To last a lifetime....

What a bargain for almost 3 years worth! Heat added

practice safe sex... but I don't like the smell of burning rubber! !

I'll take a guess that you are married? :smile:

That's over 10p a go.

prefer the ones with chicken's heads on! :laughing:

Bargain! I have spent a fortune on these in the past few years.

£13.20....? they must have seen you coming!

good find op, heat added

144 ... That's Grossly over-sexed !

Cold. Pull it out before you finish, works most of the time.

Nay, it's like combin' yer 'air wi' yer 'at on.

you only get them free up to 25 years of age at my local family planning clinic, some people are actually still doing "it" beyond this age!

Any cashback?
:stuck_out_tongue:

144? thats enough for the lifetime of 3 generations of men...

Somehow, in this sentence alone, Practice/Practise has been managed to be incorrectly used twice.

They didnt think the branding through...

'Dont worry babe, I've got my Mates condom'

Awks

10p a condom must be those recycled ones

and q the unfunny jokes

at about 10p a ride that's cheaper than the dodgem cars in the 70's!

I could get this and can finally tell the world I have 144 mates :disappointed:

Heat added for the condoms, i meant the comments :smile:

Why don't you just get a "bag for life" surely it works out cheaper

Why don't you just get a "bag for life" surely it works out cheaper

Yep, I think the average age of marriage is about 30 - so they seem to have chosen the wrong age for when people stop having sex :wink:

12 years worth for all those married

If you knew the answers to your own questions you might of just been called Stacey.... :wink:

Not sure you can impregnate a fleshlight......

Feel I should press cold as I sit here with balls the size of melons after a vasectomy!!!

144 pack, come again?

a lifetimes supply :neutral_face:

i ​think they're free in Birmingham, hull, Middleborough, Newcastle. Essex, basically areas where people really shouldn't breed.

Who's she?

Ribbed you say? Here's a tip for selfish blokes. Put them on inside out.:wink:

144 will last me one night
yeahhhhhhhh

That'll last me a few lifetimes.

What's the best before date on these. I'd imagine you'd have to wear it out somewhat to use before they disintegrate. Getting lucky at least 3 times a week with some rest time lol

Why discrete packaging? Surely anyone getting that much action would be happy to let everyone know. I would.

Thanks for pointing this out, it's the main reason I love internet forums, that you're never a few feet away from having your grammar corrected.

are these brand new or used ones?

awesome I've been looking for mates to have sex with for ages. Now I've got loads.

This condom deal is also decent.

Ordered from here a few times, very good service. Voted hot.

That's cheap for a lifetime supply!!!

I am married after all......

Just thought i'd add they also send a batch of paper bags with these which come in handy for a bit of homemade 'Pick n Mix' :smirk:

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Hot. Too late for me...baby on board! Play safe kids!

...........condoms expire 1/2/16

cold go bareback or you're having sex with latex. The clap is 1 pill cure anyway plus if you know what you're doing on tinder she will never know your real name anyway so good luck getting you to pay child support if she gets preggo

It's called Freedoms, but you have to pay?

Its going to take me hours to put all these on. Anyone got any cheap Via*gra

All the pervs always comment on the condom deals....fact! :sunglasses:

Cold, £5 from ebay seller "ManyWives".

Description states "like new"

Great saving!

Hot, condoms are overpriced to medication! If I'm not having sex 10 times a week with fresh women - whether it's a swinger's club, a seduced/courted fool or a prostitute - I'm honestly depressed as I am embittered. Swinging 60's is back and it's not only for dogging!

You can include Downing Street in that list.

The comments in these threads take me to cringe city.

Heat added, great price.

that's a 1.5 years of safe sex!

thats alot of wasted babys

or his milkman!!!

Thank goodness for everyone, you were here to point it out

My helmet fits in the teat.....:disappointed:

No, he's not married otherwise this would be 30 years worth!

My husbands first job was at a condom factory, he was chuffed when they told him he had to work a week in hand !

This should be given for free to those who claim unemployment benefits!

Can always go to your local clap clinic where they dish them out free, even the flavoured ones :laughing:

Free from family planning centre ..................

20p a ride if you double up! :smile:

What's the use by date, because if it's not 2160, it's not worth it.