Some great reviews, probably better than 50 Shades of Grey, and perhaps worth a punt for any Dinosaur / Pterosaur fans out there.
"Dianne is a shepherd, watching over flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have carnal pleasures in mind. Dianne finds herself excited by the prospect and acquiesces. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?"
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wasabimaster
27 Nov 158#2
lol, wth?!?!
One reviewer said: I am very upset because a pterodactyl is technically not a dinosaur it is a pterosaur. This should be classified under pterosaur erotica.
Omg, it's actually a genre...?
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What'll they think of next?!
hotfrost
27 Nov 157#1
Heat added just because it made me laugh
Quietus
27 Nov 154#12
Randy dinosaurs? I'll look forward to the chapter with the Lickalotapus.
ourdevonfamily
27 Nov 154#4
You need to be careful of the Hardonasaurus-Rex when reading these in public. :wink:
Latest comments (48)
jr007
28 Nov 151#45
No wonder T-Rex was always angry.
Have you seen how short his arms were?
:man:
Alyosha to jr007
29 Nov 15#48
took me a while hahahaha :-)
jr007
28 Nov 15#47
New category: Erotic deals!
A friend of a friend in Australia actually writes similar books. She makes a good living off it!
ctcs95
28 Nov 15#46
I didn't know it was "Hot " uk deals :wink:
ribs1
28 Nov 152#43
Anyone done the "Mega-Sore-Ass" Dinosaur joke yet? .... I'll get my coat....!
Alyosha to ribs1
28 Nov 15#44
lol
vulcanproject
28 Nov 153#16
Liverpool_Bear to vulcanproject
28 Nov 151#39
RedRain to vulcanproject
28 Nov 15#42
Perfect use of the gif bravo
beergut
28 Nov 151#40
Dinosaurs and humans didn't live at the same time
BG
Alyosha to beergut
28 Nov 151#41
that's the least thing wrong with this
dmb26
28 Nov 15#37
Erm doesn't anyone care about her flock what has happened to them while this **** does it with a pterosaur
Alyosha to dmb26
28 Nov 15#38
still processing the core concept really
Alyosha
28 Nov 15#36
wat. just. wat. smh
egonspengler
28 Nov 15#35
What'll they come up with next? Fly 'fisting' by JR Hartley?!?
jr007
28 Nov 15#34
You have got to be kidding me...
Oh well it will entertain someone's fetish...
Opens the mind to write junk and make money/career?
Going to hand in my notice...
Lisa and the woolly mammoth by JR007
huzefar
28 Nov 15#33
Heat added for the plot of the story .. Must watch !
Randy dinosaurs? I'll look forward to the chapter with the Lickalotapus.
Jamie200
27 Nov 15#11
This is awesome lol.
stuarthanley
27 Nov 15#10
Well, would you Adam & Eve it?
ourdevonfamily
27 Nov 154#4
You need to be careful of the Hardonasaurus-Rex when reading these in public. :wink:
TanC to ourdevonfamily
27 Nov 151#9
Haha!
JOHNSU
27 Nov 15#8
:smiley:<3:smile:
Elusia
27 Nov 151#7
Dinosaur Erotica....Just when you think you have seen everything :confused:
Heat added , it made me spit my drink all over my iPad :laughing:
llamareborn
27 Nov 152#6
Yay something to spend my £3 no rush credit on :man:
Jonnyblock
27 Nov 153#5
Appropriate user name.
willhay555
27 Nov 151#3
WHAT?!?!?!?!? :smile:
wasabimaster
27 Nov 158#2
lol, wth?!?!
One reviewer said: I am very upset because a pterodactyl is technically not a dinosaur it is a pterosaur. This should be classified under pterosaur erotica.
Omg, it's actually a genre...?
Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought: Mounted by the Gryphon
Opening post
"Dianne is a shepherd, watching over flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have carnal pleasures in mind. Dianne finds herself excited by the prospect and acquiesces. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?"
Top comments
One reviewer said: I am very upset because a pterodactyl is technically not a dinosaur it is a pterosaur. This should be classified under pterosaur erotica.
Omg, it's actually a genre...?
Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought: Mounted by the Gryphon
What'll they think of next?!
Latest comments (48)
Have you seen how short his arms were?
:man:
A friend of a friend in Australia actually writes similar books. She makes a good living off it!
BG
Oh well it will entertain someone's fetish...
Opens the mind to write junk and make money/career?
Going to hand in my notice...
Lisa and the woolly mammoth by JR007
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/
But if you think that's weird - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Conquered-Clippy-Erotic-Digital-Desires-ebook/dp/B00UJ01WBW
Kudos to whoever called their book Dino Pimp though.
If anyone is interested, this one more reading fun has Good family tale around the fire.
Dino Park After Dark
Heat added , it made me spit my drink all over my iPad :laughing:
One reviewer said: I am very upset because a pterodactyl is technically not a dinosaur it is a pterosaur. This should be classified under pterosaur erotica.
Omg, it's actually a genre...?
Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought: Mounted by the Gryphon
What'll they think of next?!