Be like Mourinho and get ready for Christmas with this Official Chelsea FC sack.
An ideal gift for your 'special one' - and perfect for Chelsea fans and fans of the wider game!
When Santa comes to deliver his presents, he won't need to park his bus outside your house, or even his Bentley in your disabled spot! With this Premier League-winning sack, he'll be in and out of your house faster than Falcao is in and out of the Chelsea squad!
Is Santa the only man sneaking into your house at night to deliver your partner some presents? Wayne Bridge certainly thought so. He had the Chelsea Christmas Sack and he never looked back!
Like Mark Bosnich, are you dreaming of a White Christmas? This Christmas Sack will only enhance the mood.
Like Ashley Cole with an air rifle, this is one deal that is sure to hit the spot.
Top comments
darren9030
17 Dec 15211#41
I was walking past Stamford Bridge the other day when i saw a couple of season tickets nailed to the fence. After checking nobody was watching i took them.
You can never have enough nails .
Jimmy T
17 Dec 1553#7
It'll be great for winter & possibly spring, but hopeless after a few seasons.
jamesWHUFC
17 Dec 1546#12
You had this deal planned for a while didn't you
someguy003
17 Dec 1539#5
Sack some of those jumped up players instead
Latest comments (165)
RandyOrsum
12 May 17#165
LOL
xavierseb1
19 Dec 15#164
as long as I don't end up with a Chelsea smile...
Cavity
19 Dec 15#163
Out of stock for now but it'll be back in a couple of season's time.
tlogic
19 Dec 15#162
hahaha
soldierboy001
18 Dec 15#161
Can the pair of you be more specific.
rodman
18 Dec 151#160
it was last time, this time it will be different
andreasuk
18 Dec 15#159
your being sarcastic..they gonna start winning soon for sure
soldierboy001
18 Dec 15#158
Is that Jose or the sack?
mivanpy
18 Dec 15#157
So much love for mourinho lol
Love him or hate him he sure gets people talking/taking the pee. :smile:
Beefsteak44
18 Dec 15#156
Sold out !
I was going to send one to my mate (A big Chelsea and even bigger Jose fan!)
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
18 Dec 15#155
You'd look a bit silly if you did...
Gold Feet
18 Dec 15#154
after tax?
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
18 Dec 15#153
East east east london
danby22
18 Dec 15#152
ROFL!!! :smile:
someguy003
18 Dec 15#151
Wenger will never manage at Chelsea. He will only go to a French club as a last job or just retire- nothing else.
fishmaster
18 Dec 15#150
Some of the players are arrogant wayne kerrs as well, but Muhrinho kicked it all off.
Spod
18 Dec 151#149
Yeah, somebody always whinges about them ...
Banterlicious
18 Dec 15#148
Why do these extremely mild attempts at 'humour' always get such a reaction.
aydenthelion
18 Dec 15#147
LOL
afroylnt
18 Dec 15#146
He will get around £12m severance pay; so though he may look miserable for the photos, but inside trust me, he is smiling....or indeed laughing all the way to the bank...
soldierboy001
18 Dec 151#145
No Klip Klopp got the cowboy outfit.
Caruscant
18 Dec 15#144
Absolute quality!!
DonkeyKonk
18 Dec 15#143
It's hate heat.
winstonmanc
18 Dec 15#142
Well done for finding a way to get a Chelsea (or any premier league club) deal voted hot!
mark_mcd123
18 Dec 151#141
nice sack, but I heard Jose wanted a cowboy outfit for Christmas
soldierboy001
18 Dec 15#140
A few weeks ago he stated he would never resign so must have been sacked.
spenspuma
18 Dec 15#139
??
spenspuma
18 Dec 15#138
Swirls?
raggedy
18 Dec 15#137
Did the Chelsea board sack him (left by mutual consent I heard) or did the media?
Who are they going to go after next? I suspect van Gaal, quickly followed by Pellegrini. According to the media, you're only safe if you're top of the league. Every team must win 100% of the time. I was surprised when Wenger wasn't sacked after he lost his first match with the Untouchables. :-)
jaydeeuk1
18 Dec 151#136
Feel sorry for them, worst crisis in their 11 year history
ssc1
18 Dec 15#135
got his just desserts, good riddance..
fruityloops
18 Dec 15#134
Umm, thanks, have ordered...
wiggywig
18 Dec 15#133
Is that Mike Ashley?
sweetpea10
18 Dec 15#132
I doubt he going to get as far as the dole queue. Can you imagine the jobcentre staff when asked what he has done for a living ? They would probably send him for a job as a mortician's assistant.
Dj_Eclipse
18 Dec 15#131
Heat added, best description EVER! :laughing::smile:
pnaylor39
18 Dec 15#130
compensating for failure no wonder the county's in the state it is. he's probably still got some of his last compensation left. in a couple of years all will be forgiven and he'll be back . again with another lucrative contract (and still some this times compensation left ). World's gone mad.
snedger
18 Dec 15#129
Apologies if this has been posted - but have read most of the comments.
Where would you pin the sack in the living room - mantelpiece, or bottom of the table?
gap30
18 Dec 15#128
The special one how ironic
Not so special now lol
otterboxer
18 Dec 15#127
My type of humour. huh huh huh. hukd this white van man humorist needs banning.
Midge
18 Dec 15#126
Not sure if its been mentioned but if you play their xmas game on the website you should be able to win a 10% discount code pretty easily.
(move around the site and the pop-up should appear).
zibby9
18 Dec 15#125
£18m
cb-uk
18 Dec 15#124
cfm82
18 Dec 15#123
LOOOOOL love it!
jockscott
18 Dec 15#122
Ha ha, funny.
macca888
18 Dec 15#121
They're too greedy. They'd pick themselves every week and never pass to anyone else - "to me, to you, to me, to you"
Strangely enough, although the "to me, to you, to me, to you" attitude wouldn't be suited to football, it would be perfect if they ever had a 3 in the bed.
killerdan
18 Dec 15#120
Then buy the man city one next christmas
smugjojo
18 Dec 15#119
Me? I would rather support an English club.
barbiegirl
18 Dec 15#118
Couldn't have happened to a nicer man.
iDealYou
18 Dec 15#117
How about professional pride?
How about playing for the fans?
malm
18 Dec 15#116
Regardless of how much you dislike your manager it's still no excuse to play football like big wet pansies.I have never liked Him but would if I was lucky and privileged enough play every game like my team do every weekend with real passion and guts.
dark_like_vader
18 Dec 15#115
To be fair I think Paul and Barry Chuckle could have got that team firing on 3 cylinders
dark_like_vader
18 Dec 153#114
Only Arsene Wenger
someguy003
17 Dec 15#113
Yes, I agree. But Mourinho is a winner. He may act like a d1ck, but he still wins. He did not have riches at Porto but he still won with them. Wenger thinks he is winning by coming 4th- he even has Arsenal fans accepting this as success as well. Yes, Wenger does the best with what he has, but Mourinho can show the fans trophies- league titles, european cups- top titles that arsenal cannot match. Mourinho has one bad quarter of a season and he is now out of a job. The question is: if Chelsea can't get Pep Guardiola, who else is better than Mourinho??
Insider9
17 Dec 15#112
Come on, vote hot. Nearly the hottest deal of the day :smiley:
raschoudhury
17 Dec 15#111
DennisG
17 Dec 15#110
Disgusting
You're making fun of a hard-working, decent and honest family man who loses his job just before christmas
Mac007
17 Dec 15#109
Come on the Leicester City
bfreesun
17 Dec 15#108
Highest points per game in the premier league
sohood
17 Dec 15#107
u lot crazy
bfreesun
17 Dec 15#106
Heat from this Chelsea season ticket holder for being funny
Jimmy Riddell in disguise
jj584143
17 Dec 1519#2
good job there no premier league badge on it!!
bfreesun to jj584143
17 Dec 15#105
Still Premier League Champions
mustafa_abid_786
17 Dec 15#104
heat added for the title
macca888
17 Dec 15#103
Ha ha. That'll be me who's the hard of thinking one then. I missed the bit where you quoted the print at home banner waver.
mshakil
17 Dec 15#99
U forgot bout ur dad sterling lol
macca888 to mshakil
17 Dec 15#102
Sterling for City - 20 games 8 goals
Torres for Chelski - 20 games 0 goals
Both cost £50 million.
The moral of that tale is City drove a hard bargain regardless of how much dosh they have and Chelsea are mugs.
wisle77
17 Dec 15#101
not hard of thinking lad meant to answer the same one you did to the false plastic flag waving bell
macca888
17 Dec 15#100
You see the way I had a go at the Chelsea loadsamoney boy for calling Liverpool a selling club and a feeder club for City? I think we support the same team and either you've misread my post or you're just hard of thinking :stuck_out_tongue:
wisle77
17 Dec 151#98
a feeder club masch and suarez went to barca and alonso to real madrid, any team in the prem struggles to keep there players when they come knocking and as for torres what a coup 50 million he had his best days with us when you bought him he had been on the decline so feed that mother **** :laughing:
naughtybunnies
17 Dec 15#97
Hot just for all the comments this was bound to generate
mshakil
17 Dec 15#94
Always in the shadow of a selling club lmao! Masch, Torres, Alonso, Suarez..you may have won things 30 years ago but please move on. You are now a feeder club...to man city!!
macca888 to mshakil
17 Dec 151#96
You're a feeder club to Age Concern and the Donkey's Sanctuary.
fps_d0minat0r
17 Dec 15#95
Mourinho is like the 12 year old kid on FUT whose parents bought him a million packs. Wenger is like the guy who does as well as he can with the coins he earns.
argosextra
17 Dec 15#93
I'd love to manage Chelsea
andypolack
17 Dec 151#70
Jose is watching if you're naughty or nice.
s3mon78 to andypolack
17 Dec 15#92
wisle77
17 Dec 15#91
yeah baby luis garcia he drinks sangria he came from barca 5 times baby special one my **** the normal one is coming for ye
dbx125
17 Dec 153#90
Get Brendan in!!!!! :laughing:
They bring Rafa in, they bring Brendan in. They bring Torres in.
Always in Liverpool's shadow!!!
YNWA!
Luis Garcia!
Five TImes! :stuck_out_tongue:
mshakil
17 Dec 15#81
26 years without the title for Liverpool supporters! Keep up the gud work boys!
macca888 to mshakil
17 Dec 152#88
13 years of plastic flags and counting. They'll be charging you all 5p for them soon seeing as they're non-biodegradable.
wisle77 to mshakil
17 Dec 151#89
been busy polishing our 5 european cups
eric808
17 Dec 15#87
[quote=Aeschylus]Problem with this sack is that it will not contain 12 million quid will it :disappointed:
When I got sacked for not doing a good job once, I never got any pay off[/quote
Quidco will gives 12% cash back.
coldukmeals
17 Dec 15#86
jose,I would marry myself if I was gay. Hot
Madness7
17 Dec 15#85
Thats a special one ;-)
lalo2684
17 Dec 15#84
Ha ha! Awesome! :smiley:
someguy003
17 Dec 15#83
I support Arsenal. Mourinho is a serial winner- at inter, madrid, porto and chelsea. Wenger wins nothing season after season (admittedly he has no money due to the emiriates stadium being built)
randomguy94
17 Dec 15#82
Final 'betrayal' from Chelsea players would be if they started smashing it from here on out. Here's hoping they're not as shyte as they looked for half a season
someguy003
17 Dec 1539#5
Sack some of those jumped up players instead
balddevil to someguy003
17 Dec 151#49
I agree,Terry Would be top of my list to go!
sparklehedgehog to someguy003
17 Dec 153#78
Exactly! Shame they've not been sacked instead to prove a point! They don't perform and they still get paid and keep their overpaid jobs for being useless and lazy.
I'm not a mourinho fanboy but football is so wrong at the moment
themachman to someguy003
17 Dec 151#80
I'm sorry but no one is as jumped up as Mourinho
jamesapple101
17 Dec 151#79
Feel sorry for him.
The players are to blame, good luck to the next manager. The premier league needs all the best managers we can get right now if we are ever to get back to where we was.
Otherwise we can all just watch the other leagues rule the champions league for the next 5 years, be lucky if we keep our 4th spot. Not that we are great anyway. Football is broken here.
I want to move to Spain with my white handkerchief just encase I want a new Ronaldo one day.
sidog
17 Dec 15#77
**** price, great post!
fixup-looksharp
17 Dec 15#76
Haha love it
Coulomb_Barrier
17 Dec 15#75
Make this the Christmas No.1 seller. Merry Christmas Chelsea fans!
googleMIX
17 Dec 153#74
Não me interessa
martynf65
17 Dec 15#73
:O
I LOVE THIS POST
MICKYBLUE
17 Dec 151#72
Hot - great title - funny description!
The manager is only to partly to blame - Chelsea need to sort their players out first...
They know winning the Premiership is way off so they'll get an interim manager and go after Guardiola for next season hence the sacking....
honestman1958
17 Dec 152#71
Blame the players. A disgrace to the shirt.
teggl97
17 Dec 15#44
We can use it to keep all our trophies that we've collected since our lovely Russian financier. I'm guessing all the Arsenal ones are a lot smaller? Also, do the Liverpool ones come with free false hope and Stanley knives for the kids?
Just curious...Back on the manager-go-round we go!
Noxia to teggl97
17 Dec 15#69
As it's Christmas soon, would you like to add those sour grapes to the Mulled Wine?
superpanda
17 Dec 152#65
Chelsea is not Chelsea without Mourinho.
GimmiSomeOfThat to superpanda
17 Dec 151#68
That sums my thoughts up, I'm gonna miss his comments on MOTD
dreamer28
17 Dec 15#67
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Shayno
17 Dec 151#66
I just seen :disappointed:
Not good for prem or neutral supporter. He was good to see on Motd and in dugouts
noahsdad
17 Dec 151#64
I'd be happy with just 1% of his payoff. I like the guy but no doubt about it, he has been "a specialist in failure" this season, for sure.
Ajibee
17 Dec 153#63
On the subject of Wayne Bridge, when Capello sacked John Terry as England captain he phoned Bridge personally to let him know that Terry had lost the captain's armband - and wondered if Bridge could have a look under his bed for it :smiley:
Aeschylus
17 Dec 15#62
Problem with this sack is that it will not contain 12 million quid will it :disappointed:
When I got sacked for not doing a good job once, I never got any pay off
ohblobbything
17 Dec 151#61
Better to fire the players but one or the other had to go at this stage.
zombieman
17 Dec 154#60
Good spot!:smiley:
Wish you could find one for Vaan Gaal as well - a red,featureless,blank,old and dowdy one ......just in case!
williemcfarlane
17 Dec 15#59
Come on the Chelsea . Jose been a great manager won leagues titles in Portugal Italy England Spain...
Shayno
17 Dec 15#56
Cold he ain't getting the sack.
BigDaveH to Shayno
17 Dec 15#58
Already been sacked
DonkeyKonk
17 Dec 15#57
I would love it if John Terry becomes manager, haha, just Imagine.
woldranger
17 Dec 15#55
Will be handy for the Burton Albion away game next season - wrap up warm kids
coco_cool
17 Dec 15#54
Cul-de-sac for the Special One!:laughing:
passingby2015
17 Dec 15#53
Only any good if you fill it with loads of money and hope
GreenTango
17 Dec 151#52
does it also come with a £40m payout? :smiley:
TornadoShaun
17 Dec 15#51
I hear Mourinho's had £150m in it....
Liverpool_Bear
17 Dec 15#50
Looks like Europe will be a Chelsea-free zone next season. So beggars can't be choosers...
rohitmkiller
17 Dec 15#48
hot. just for the post!
cburns
17 Dec 15#47
I won't buy it....unless it's the special one :wink:
JohnnyRoller
17 Dec 158#46
On a serious note be careful when driving in Chelsea as everyone has been getting 3 points... I'll get my coat...
TescoEmp
17 Dec 15#45
Heat added for making me laugh :smile:
mr-mixalot
17 Dec 15#43
Hot just for the description
Bushes
17 Dec 152#42
Hopefully out of English football for good. Good riddance.
darren9030
17 Dec 15211#41
I was walking past Stamford Bridge the other day when i saw a couple of season tickets nailed to the fence. After checking nobody was watching i took them.
You can never have enough nails .
Godspeed
17 Dec 1511#40
Think he's lost his bottle :laughing:
C7tyBlue5
17 Dec 15#39
X)X):laughing:
Liverpool_Bear
17 Dec 15#36
Dual purpose this deal too.
It can be reused to make the plastic flags they hand out at Champions League games.
vesdekis to Liverpool_Bear
17 Dec 15#38
Don't worry, we won't take the Europa league spot away from you. YAWA
pinkjoanne123
17 Dec 151#37
got rid of wrong man.....get rid of players not putting their hearts into the game!
Kasia_m85
17 Dec 15#35
Ha ha so funny! Heat added
DonkeyKonk
17 Dec 1511#34
Very good day.
I think there were signs he was losing it recently...
And he was ignoring his physiological staff
yorxman
17 Dec 1515#33
NO Jose...why don't you f*** off?!!
s3mon78
17 Dec 154#30
Such a shame I was enjoying watching Chelsea lose weekly
yorxman to s3mon78
17 Dec 151#32
Very weakly!!
djh1975
17 Dec 156#31
Sacking the doctor caused the dressing room split.
Jumpernot
17 Dec 15#29
I wonder how long you've been waiting to post this deal :laughing:
JJJZ
17 Dec 151#28
Hahahaha! Red hot!
cutthroat_jake
17 Dec 1534#27
Davey45
17 Dec 15#26
That will be Karanka off to Chelsea then :-)
rpope
17 Dec 151#25
Sometimes you would love to be able to add heat more than once . . . . :smile:
Elbandito
17 Dec 15#24
heat for the title;d
john2020md
17 Dec 15#23
lol :smiley:
adrian2000
17 Dec 156#22
No one will want to play against Leicester. This is the second manager to be sacked after playing Leicester in two weeks!!
tonydi1965
17 Dec 155#21
Makes change from John Terry getting into the sack
shabbird
17 Dec 15#20
PSG is already lined up for next season although if gossip is to be believed, Real madrid are
trying to hijack that deal which is a shock on how he left them
benjammin316
17 Dec 15#19
Very topical
Halz1985
17 Dec 151#18
No Premier League badge so will be alright for next year too
the gooner
17 Dec 15#17
A specialist in getting the boot by Chelski
shabbird
17 Dec 15#9
Oh yeah.. 10 million compensation and free to spend christmas with family..
Liverpool_Bear to shabbird
17 Dec 1516#16
Feel sorry for his family then, hardly the festive season for them.
They'll have to queue for the mirror.
abitrich
17 Dec 1511#15
Mourinhohoho :wink:
Jimmy T
17 Dec 1553#7
It'll be great for winter & possibly spring, but hopeless after a few seasons.
Liverpool_Bear to Jimmy T
17 Dec 151#14
Come with a 3-year guarantee only.
Specialist in getting the sack.
fishmaster
17 Dec 158#13
He p*ssed off his players, they didn't play for him, they get useless results, he gets the sack. It was all his own making ultimately, arrogance can't win you everything, eventually it becomes your downfall.
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Opening post
An ideal gift for your 'special one' - and perfect for Chelsea fans and fans of the wider game!
When Santa comes to deliver his presents, he won't need to park his bus outside your house, or even his Bentley in your disabled spot! With this Premier League-winning sack, he'll be in and out of your house faster than Falcao is in and out of the Chelsea squad!
Is Santa the only man sneaking into your house at night to deliver your partner some presents? Wayne Bridge certainly thought so. He had the Chelsea Christmas Sack and he never looked back!
Like Mark Bosnich, are you dreaming of a White Christmas? This Christmas Sack will only enhance the mood.
Like Ashley Cole with an air rifle, this is one deal that is sure to hit the spot.
Top comments
You can never have enough nails .
Latest comments (165)
Love him or hate him he sure gets people talking/taking the pee. :smile:
I was going to send one to my mate (A big Chelsea and even bigger Jose fan!)
Who are they going to go after next? I suspect van Gaal, quickly followed by Pellegrini. According to the media, you're only safe if you're top of the league. Every team must win 100% of the time. I was surprised when Wenger wasn't sacked after he lost his first match with the Untouchables. :-)
Where would you pin the sack in the living room - mantelpiece, or bottom of the table?
Not so special now lol
(move around the site and the pop-up should appear).
Strangely enough, although the "to me, to you, to me, to you" attitude wouldn't be suited to football, it would be perfect if they ever had a 3 in the bed.
How about playing for the fans?
You're making fun of a hard-working, decent and honest family man who loses his job just before christmas
Jimmy Riddell in disguise
Torres for Chelski - 20 games 0 goals
Both cost £50 million.
The moral of that tale is City drove a hard bargain regardless of how much dosh they have and Chelsea are mugs.
Jose is watching if you're naughty or nice.
They bring Rafa in, they bring Brendan in. They bring Torres in.
Always in Liverpool's shadow!!!
YNWA!
Luis Garcia!
Five TImes! :stuck_out_tongue:
When I got sacked for not doing a good job once, I never got any pay off[/quote
Quidco will gives 12% cash back.
I'm not a mourinho fanboy but football is so wrong at the moment
The players are to blame, good luck to the next manager. The premier league needs all the best managers we can get right now if we are ever to get back to where we was.
Otherwise we can all just watch the other leagues rule the champions league for the next 5 years, be lucky if we keep our 4th spot. Not that we are great anyway. Football is broken here.
I want to move to Spain with my white handkerchief just encase I want a new Ronaldo one day.
I LOVE THIS POST
The manager is only to partly to blame - Chelsea need to sort their players out first...
They know winning the Premiership is way off so they'll get an interim manager and go after Guardiola for next season hence the sacking....
Just curious...Back on the manager-go-round we go!
Not good for prem or neutral supporter. He was good to see on Motd and in dugouts
When I got sacked for not doing a good job once, I never got any pay off
Wish you could find one for Vaan Gaal as well - a red,featureless,blank,old and dowdy one ......just in case!
You can never have enough nails .
Think he's lost his bottle :laughing:
It can be reused to make the plastic flags they hand out at Champions League games.
I think there were signs he was losing it recently...
And he was ignoring his physiological staff
NO Jose...why don't you f*** off?!!
trying to hijack that deal which is a shock on how he left them
They'll have to queue for the mirror.
Specialist in getting the sack.