Was in Tesco Orpington and saw these as I was walking past.
Looks like a pretty great price - fill yer boots! Great way to keep warm with those winter nights closing in.
Works out at 18p each!
Top comments
Gillybean177
11 Oct 156#10
lmao, I've only clicked on here to read the comments!
fattyuk to sweetpea10
11 Oct 154#3
for protection obivously
monkey see monkey do
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kelsbels12
11 Oct 152#1
Just waiting for the comments lol
sweetpea10
11 Oct 15#2
Why are they in a plastic case in the photo ?
fattyuk to sweetpea10
11 Oct 154#3
for protection obivously
monkey see monkey do
Phila4 to sweetpea10
12 Oct 151#26
So they can struggle with unlocking it at the checkout and have to call for assistance loudly "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THESE CUT PRICE CHEAP JOHNNIES OUT OF THIS CASE FOR ME?".
Oneday77
11 Oct 152#4
Extra safe, just get married. Then the jewels are extra safe in more ways than one.
twix41
11 Oct 15#5
24 month use by date?
deeky
11 Oct 15#6
inb4 everything...
just1990 to deeky
11 Oct 151#7
benjammin316
11 Oct 152#8
Should do me for 24 years.
right guys?! right! LOL!!111shift!!
Right?..
GUISE!!
fattyuk to benjammin316
11 Oct 151#9
Gillybean177
11 Oct 156#10
lmao, I've only clicked on here to read the comments!
OrribleHarry
11 Oct 151#11
"Extra Safe" = particularly ugly conquests!
errrr2
11 Oct 151#12
Just go to local fp clinic, they'll give you a big bag full free of charge.
fozey
12 Oct 15#13
Works out 18p per shot lol
Sooperdooperdeal
12 Oct 15#14
Marriage is the best contraception.
Ultima2876 to Sooperdooperdeal
12 Oct 15#30
Marriage is not contraception.
smugjojo
12 Oct 15#15
My daddy says these don't work. Seriously, are condoms not free at family clinic or GP surgeries?
hukdbargain
12 Oct 15#16
Extra safe. They may aswell call them extra small. I tried them couldn't get the damn things on.
crazylegs to hukdbargain
12 Oct 15#19
Yeah I heard they come in sizes..
Small
Medium
and
LIAR:laughing:
Brando4000
12 Oct 15#17
Spend the money on getting the wife drunk. Better results that way...
fiffio
12 Oct 15#18
I put these on the all the locks in my house, no break ins so far so well worth the money.
Turnip
12 Oct 15#20
You must of looked a right weirdo taking photos of the 'johnny' section! :confused:
RCUK to Turnip
12 Oct 15#23
Even more so when i bought 4 boxes, 3 disposable cameras and a few litres of tesco value vodka.
Cameron92
12 Oct 15#21
We prefer 'extra risky' condoms, that contain pinholes or are laced with STIs, for an added thrill.
donkidick
12 Oct 152#22
Does anybody know if these condoms have a teat on the end?. I prefer the ones with the teat because I can remove them by standing on the teat!!.
sm-1991
12 Oct 15#24
Why are they locked up?!?! they should be giving these away to young people!!!!
djh1975
12 Oct 15#25
Better value than the BMW above, heat added. :wink:
sweetpea10
12 Oct 15#27
Ha ah good one, isnt that just the case! :laughing:
ELVIS_THE_PELVIS
12 Oct 15#28
One up the bum no harm done
39wizball
12 Oct 15#29
get a snip....its free.
paypeanuts
12 Oct 15#31
It is. Inmates on death row get more action.
Sooperdooperdeal
12 Oct 15#32
Says a singley lol
donkidick
12 Oct 15#33
Not as bad as standing at the till with a tube of **** lube, and the girl on the till rings her bell and shouts " how much is the **** lube Shirl"
fiffio
13 Oct 151#34
Got these and went out and pulled a bird.
Got her back to mine home and decided to put some sex pistols on to help set the mood.
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Opening post
Looks like a pretty great price - fill yer boots! Great way to keep warm with those winter nights closing in.
Works out at 18p each!
Top comments
monkey see monkey do
All comments (34)
monkey see monkey do
right guys?! right! LOL!!111shift!!
Right?..
GUISE!!
Small
Medium
and
LIAR:laughing:
Got her back to mine home and decided to put some sex pistols on to help set the mood.
She said "is that Johnny Rotten?"
I said "no, I've only used it 3 times"
Thanks, I'm here all week.