Need to get eyes checked, read this as a batman bench....disappointed now :disappointed:

I did this, and then checked the comments to see if anyone else did the same :smile:

You 'Joker'

Help please. I bought this last year, just went to put together - no instructions. Can anyone put a photo of the instructions here please?

Idiots! I checked and saw that 3 branches has it still in stock, I went them and they all said they stopped the garden furniture and all stocks gone. I wasted my 3 hours. Update your...ucking website. Congratulations b&q you won your place in my hate list.

Hi,

I got one of these this morning in Stevenson, North Ayrshire.

Pile of them maybe 15 behind the tills area.

Weighs 31kg and box quite long so need a good sized boot.

One of them on display in garden area, doesn't look best of quality but should with little care last a few years.

They also had some other deals on tables and chairs.

I won't be using this bench this year so will store in garage and build in spring time, may even give it a bit of treatment before using it next year.

My local store have not got any but for anyone in Plymouth your store has 3 in the warehouse apparently.

Why did i buy this ? I don't have a garden

well they're not Robin anyone at that price!

Batam is an Indonesian island close to Singapore, where all the Singaporean men go to find the abundant and affordable indon prostitutes. Heat added.

"Who are you?"
"I'm Batam...timber"

Exactly what I did :smiley:

hmmm batman timber

We got one too, when it was last on sale.

Good bench and cheap. We couldn't make one for the price.

However, the colour has faded on ours.

And me too.

Agreed its a great bench which i got for £35 previously. Used it for breakfast and lunch times in the sun - probably worth keeping for next year now.

Comes in a fairly long (ish) box but should fit in the car with the back seats down. Assembly isn't too difficult looks great in the garden.

Bargain. Bought this when it was on offer at £35 a few weeks ago. Very happy with it for the money.

I saw this and thought it looked good but it was so lightweight I could lift one end with a single finger.

Bought one a few months ago at full price, probably about as strong a bench as you'll get at full price so this price is excellent, I would think you will get 2 or 3 years out of it, maybe longer if treated, can then be turned into chiminea fuel and buy another

Thought it said batman table then :disappointed:

Need to get eyes checked, read this as a batman bench....disappointed now :disappointed:

Just driven to Watford, none there, staff not particularly helpful.

I bought a bench like this at the end of the season from Morrisons for £15 last year. so maybe worth a risk waiting for the prices to drop further.

same

rang up as in stock in my store guy was bit rude/cocky on the phone and said they had none and not getting anymore in, staff perk likely first dibs

From memory the box is as long as the bench (need to check the length) but only around 50cm (ish) wide as it's all flat packed.

how big is the box?

Sock isn't the best. Heat anyway