Waiting for the bog standard toilet humour jokes. :innocent:

Waiting for the bog standard toilet humour jokes. :innocent:

A deal like this shouldn't be sniffed at.

Something to read whilst on the seat:

These are only cheap because they have no hole to S*** through. Might as well pay a bit more and get one that has.

Looks bog standard enough to me! Thanks op!

** Attention people of Europe **

Look at the deal above, I told you that you don't just dig a hole in the ground and P & S down it.
Join the 21st Century.

I'm talking about Johnny Foreigner Europe, not good old Blighty Europe :smile:


(I'm only joking, don't take any of my comments seriously, that's any comments) :wink:

Don't take this the wrong way and I don't mean to be rude but I'm sure there's a joke about your name in there somewhere Shatwell...:wink:

Crap Deal.

Cool. Bought two of the colour ones at lunch at £9.99 each. Heavy and well made. Same build quality as £25 ones in b and q.

Also comes with 2 years manufacturer's guarantee

sorry no **** jokes here I'm actually in the looking for a new toilet seat. My only concern is does the lid stay up? Nothing worse than going a pee and it starts closing during your flow.

if it's allowed a **** hot offer, better than any bog standard offerer

There sure is :smile:
Shatwell isn't my real name, it's Steve Scheiße :wink:

​Rates of colorectal cancer in countries which have squat toilets rather than the European commode are lot lower. The Japanese and Koreans have squat toilets and are advanced developed nations. Sometimes Johnny come lately foreigner can teach a thing or 2 to the oiks. I'm not joking, and in a another few decades washing your anus with water after a dump will be the next thing Johnny foreigner will teach you

Hope this is better thank the aldi deal had to take 2 seats back waste of time and money

hanging on for a BOGOFF deal to come along :smiley:

So log out over your garden sprinkler ? Avoid bottom cancer , feed your lawn , and wash your hoop all in one go.

This deal is like throwing your money down the toilet!

If you're flush with cash get one before they wipe this deal.

It's a plastic jobby. :disappointed:

Ikea do one at half this price

Best present ever! The wife will love it.

Now up to £4.99 have amended for OP

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/8328825.htm

must say these are really good quality for the price, never had any problems with it, previous more expensive one kept sliding and had to frequently tighten bolts on it.